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moustache + me

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!best4
!comedy facial hair4
!i did it for science2
alysha1
amy b1
astra1
brett1
!cake nyc1
!camera1
!coy1
dad1
!dressed up1
emma1
!family1
!gift1
!halloween1
!hoodie1
jane anne1
!juice1

moustache + me — Jane Anne stood by to wish it a fond farewell!

moustache + me — The great facial hair-growing experiment that began 18 days earlier at the start of my RV Adventure finally came to an end. A new personal record!

moustache + me — Put on a nice shirt and combed my hair all fancy in order to...

moustache + me — Morning moustache selfie! Definitely the most facial hair I've ever had in my life! Go follicles!

moustache + me — Hadn't shaved in a few days and decided to document my manly beard before...

moustache + me — Self portrait with jumprope and juice-stache.

moustache + me — ...there are only losers! None of can understand where Bruce's moustache comes from. It's a family anomaly!

moustache + me — So much manlier.

moustache + me — Family photo.

moustache + me — But, now that I think about it, you probably already knew that .

moustache + me — White-trash self-portrait.

moustache + me — Hahaha. So blonde and so silky. One day, mark my words, one day I will be able to grow that thing for real! Happy Birthday, Siege!

moustache + me — Me and Astra.

moustache + me — ...moustaches! Hahaha. Every single time I look at Grant's expression in this pic I actually laugh out loud. (And now that I'm looking again, I guess my silky, blonde moustache is pretty sweet as well).

moustache + me — What the fuck is wrong with my eyes? Siege swears he didn't alter them in Photoshop but it's hard for me to believe him seeing as my eyes make me look like a character in Soundgarden's Black Hole Sun video. WTF?

moustache + me — The next few gift were to help me fit in with "all of the homeless people that you're sure to be hanging out with." Fake moustaches (because my friends all know that I can't grow a real moustache to save my life).

moustache + me — At one point in the night, Grant and I gave dirty lap dances to Em & Lo up on stage in front of everyone. (Check out Emma trying to escape my grasp! Hahahaha).

moustache + me — After carefully absorbing the knowledge they bestowed upon us, we struck our first of many "Sexy Poses" of the night.

moustache + me — Don't forget about the "bun view!"

moustache + me — ...our inner pimps were released. Here we see "Blonde Business Guy" and "70's Karate Man" in full effect and ready to dampen some female seats.

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