tagged together in 21 photos fatty + andy f They killed it, but unfortunately only one of the chicks there was into Ozzy's older stuff. After everyone got hopped up on treats, it was time for a set of Ozzy Osbourne songs with Grant on vocals. We arrived just in time to see the band take the stage. ...because Dave had planned a surprise birthday party for Marina! Who I caught here with a mouth full of... ...if you're not going to lean into each other's backs and rock in time to the music together during that pivotal moment in the (Whitesnake) song. Why even bother being in a band with your brother.... After everyone had gotten their faces sufficiently stuffed with treats, the band took the stage! Jaden got to sing the first song. Ready? We arrived to find the groom and best man surveying the beautiful tent that they'd set up in the back yard. Kit, Andy, Dave and Colin getting ready to head out. Congrats, Fatty! Instead of forcing Fatty to go to a noody bar in Queens , around 1am we all headed to our apartment and played Rockband. Haha. Dave and Andy (Big Fatty and Little Fatty!). After some warm up drinks and snacks at the Fatty's, we walked over to Flatiron for a BBQ feast at Hill Country. ...but Fatty kept leaning into the frame and "doin' the pigeon" with his head complete with his "rock n' roll feeeeeels goooooood" face. Hahaha. Turns out, they were promoting the release of their upcoming album Poison'd , that's entirely comprised of (shitty) cover songs. Ugh, it was awful . Poison, you broke my 7th-grade heart. Little Fatty was totally star-struck by Bret's little squashed cowboy hat on the big screen! Look how giddy he is! Hahahaha. Check out the Brothers Fateman! Excited much? ...and were picked up by Fatty's little brother, Andy. (aka - "Little Fatty"). And what is the reason for this Tuesday night pilgrimage to the fine, south shore of Long Island? Big Fatty the bass player poses with Little Fatty the bass player. There's Little Fatty in the background! Then Pepper (wife of Little Fatty), Frank, Liz, Regular-sized Fatty and me.