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"Ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn't have fallen in love with?" Yes. See picture of girl's nipple, above.
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The Arlene's Grocery Neon Sign is a sight to behold. It even causes nipples to stand on end. (Digitally enlarged 6x for your viewing enjoyment). Yo, we saw this byrdz nippz before Colin and he went on three dates with her. Boo Yah!
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NIPPLE!!!
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"I heard you guys like the ROKK!" said the fatty as he turned up the voltage on his neck goiter.
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Fatty couldn't resist getting of this last shot of Battjer rocking his tangerine shouldered ski jacket sans irony. The fucking balls on this kid. YOU GO GIRL!

THANKS FOR CAPTIONING THIS ENTRY FOR ME, GRANT!
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Fatty takes time to demonstrate how he likes the ladies to handle his "mic".
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The Fatty, Grant and Colin already pretty drunk at Don Hill's.
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Here the New York Five homeward bound on Sunday evening.
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The band formerly known as Jetsetera poses for a snow-ridden stroll down Mammary Lane.
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Oh, and mirrored ceilings. You gotta have mirrored ceilings.
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Saturday night we went the Quatro steakhouse where we all prompty fell in love with...
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....a night out on the town! Seth being a pimped-ass high roller, he called in to have a limo chaffeur our asses around all night. Nothing says class like a white-stretch with neon underrunners, baby.
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After a hard day of shopping and further sullying the repuations of Americans in general, we went back to our fancy hotel and got all dressed up for...
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In Montreal, we met up with the three other guys (who drove in from Boston). Seth (the guy next to me), Chef (not pictured because he's being blocked by Fatty's head) and the uber-scary (and therefore edited out of most of the pictures) Ethan (gee, can you figure out which guy is the sociopath in the pic...c'mon, look carefully.).
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Here's the New York Five, coldlamping in front of our pimpin' rented Blazer. From Left: Grant, Dave "Fatty" Fateman, Colin "Big Daddy" Gentle and Frank "Seven Layer" Picarazzi.
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And here's Isabella "Tookie" Robertson, the woman who came up for the idea for the surprise party, and who also ruined the surprise by inviting Grant to his own surprise party. HAHAHA!
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Em & Lo gave Grant Extra Sensitive condoms because he's an "extra sensitive" guy.
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Smirnoff Ice is SO in, didn't you know?
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Doug, Colin (as a Hillbilly), me and Dave (who, as he put it, was dressed as "some random punk-rocker type, um, guy or something").