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...one hundred-percent chance of an 80s Rock Face being pulled.
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If Fatty's holding a bass, and he notices that you're a holding a camera in your hands, the forecast says there's a...
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Seth on the horn while Fatty slapp-uh-da-baaaasss.
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Fatty and me on the couch.
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This photo makes me so happy.
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Here's me and Fatty after laughing so hard we both started crying.
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...and realized I'd been PHOTO BRAINED by the Fatty! Epic!
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The shirtless guy in the hot-pants and the bow tie was totally giving Fatty the hardest nips, though.
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Hahaha. I love this pic so much. Clockwise from top left: Jah (Fiasco's new drummer), Katie, Fatty, Amanda, Mara and me.
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Now make sexy faces!
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Marina (the future Mrs. Fatty!!!), Fatty and Mara.
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But hey, that's why they got into this whole rock thing anyway!
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Yay, it's November! On Friday night, we went to see Fiasco play a show at Crash Mansion. Crash Mansion has one of the best sounding rooms in downtown NYC, but the crowd there is always a little...
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Chris and Fatty.
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...enjoying this handsome man's rendering of a tender, tender soft-metal ballad. (Something by Whitesnake, perhaps?)
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After, Kate and Siege took us all out for pizza and beers for helping with the schlepping. Mmmmmm, pizza. Mmmmmm, beer.
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Back in the room that goes out into the garage, the gang was busy discovering all kinds of hidden features.
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Siege and I drove over to their new apartment in the moving truck. When we arrived, we found a whole bunch of new people who had showed up to help unpack!
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Siege turned the person-sized door...
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The tension in the room was unbelievable. (PS - If, perchance, you ever find yourself anywhere in the vicinity of Fatty, and you also, perchance, decide to take out your camera and take a picture and Fatty is not in the frame, there's is a 100% chance that he will lean into the frame at the last second and make an awesome face.)
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Team #1: Karen, The Fatty, Joobz and Meredith.
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Then Dave stuffed dollar bills into Matt's jeans.
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Later that night, a buncha people came over to our apartment to play CRANIUM!
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On Sunday Fatty came over for a hang. And to cuddle Hector like he's a little hairy fox-baby (Which he is).
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This is a step that you only need to take if you have a friend named "The Fatty" that happens to have a birthday right before you leave town. Since we do, we made sure that we took the Fatty out to PUMPS in Bushwick to celebrate his birthday with some shady-ass noody bar action!
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We also got him some birthday lotto scratchers! We are the best friends ever! (Hey, at least we didn't vandalize his home this year). Happy Birthday, Fatty!
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So many people ended up stopping by! Karen and the Fatty!
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Fatty likey! Happy July!
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On Thursday night, I met up with Amanda and Fatty (and a whole bunch of other people) and we went to go see The Simpsons Movie
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Turns out, they were promoting the release of their upcoming album Poison'd, that's entirely comprised of (shitty) cover songs. Ugh, it was awful. Poison, you broke my 7th-grade heart.
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Little Fatty was totally star-struck by Bret's little squashed cowboy hat on the big screen! Look how giddy he is!
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Hahahaha. Check out the Brothers Fateman! Excited much?
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We had some time to kill before we had to get to the theater, so we decided to get some dinner at Friendly's!
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...and were picked up by Fatty's little brother, Andy. (aka - "Little Fatty"). And what is the reason for this Tuesday night pilgrimage to the fine, south shore of Long Island?
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I left work a little early on Tuesday to head to Penn Station. I met up with Fatty and Kip and we hopped on a LIRR train...
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Monday was Memorial Day and a bunch of us went to brunch at La Palapa. Meredith showed off her tongue tricks. Here's her world-famous "I can make my tongue into a bowl." Which was followed by...
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On Saturday morning, Fatty and I met up with...
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Inspired by the madness of the Priestbird show, a bunch of us decided to make some music of our own (er, sort of) at karaoke later that night. Here's the Fatty kicking some SUPER OLD SKOOL Jovi with "Runaway."
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"Fatty Impresses The Rat Cellar with Gripping Set!" 4 Stars and 91% of notes hit? Who says that THE MAGIC is gone?
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...but then his METAL muscle-memory kicked in...
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...and then on my way home, I picked up the Fatty and MADE HIM come over try out Guitar Hero. He had a little trouble getting it at first...
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...don't forget, back in the late 80s, Fatty (fourth from left - check out THAT MANE!) was the main ax-player in Nasty Magic, the sickest metal band in the entire greater-New Milford area of Connecticut!