me + grant + colin — i keep a diary

Here's our dancefloor reaction to James dropping Van Halen's Panama.

my 28th birthday at misshapes

August 07, 2004

yell ↗+

"Yes, three beers. Oh, and the lady will have a glass of Merlot." Bwahaha.

welcome back grant party

February 26, 2004

Grant, Fatty, Colin (Big Daddy) and me.

two beach days at fort tilden

September 07, 2003

Yep, and this one too. (Although, now that I think about it, I think we all might have been singing the four-part back up bit to Aerosmith's "Love In An Elevator" in these last two.)

karaoke with seth

September 02, 2003

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This is hands down my favorite pic of the night. Bert N' Tha Boyz.

boys weekend in newport part three: saturday night

August 01, 2003

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A few minutes later, we convinced them to take more pics ("Taking pics is fun, right?") and Grant got in on the action.

Okay, I think it's safe to say that we were all pretty liquored up. At some point during the next few hours, every guy on the trip managed to get their luggage out...which leads us to the very first ikeepadairy.com contest!

boys weekend in newport part three: saturday night

August 01, 2003

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After months of getting people to willingly pose with my balls, it was time to try something new: getting unsuspecting people to unknowingly pose with my balls. I discreetly whipped out my bag, and grabbed one of our new friends for a picture. I handed off the cam to Seth who totally shit the bed by not managing to get my balls in the pic. Doh! The rest of the guys in the pic (Check out Grant and Franks' faces) were laughing so hard that the girl in the black shirt was totally confused...

boys weekend in newport part three: saturday night

August 01, 2003

From L to R: Fatty, me, Colin, Frank and Grant.

boys weekend in newport part two: friday night and the beach

August 01, 2003

Look! It's the ARMY OF DUDES. Can seven guys get into a nightclub on Friday night with only one female?

coney island then plaid

June 27, 2003

Here's us teasing Colin about his nicknamed being changed from "Big Daddy" to "P.Dinky." (The entire story will be explained in a diary entry that probably won't be allowed to be realeased until the year 2030 *sigh*).

coney island then plaid

June 27, 2003

fatty ↗+

Saturday night Grant and I stayed in watching TV at my house until like 1am (losers) and then finally got our asses in gear to go meet Seth (who had just come down from Boston) and a bunch of other people at Antarctica. (L to R: Seth, Big Daddy, Grant [looking tres Billyburg in his gay-ass, cocked, camo hat] and me).

end of january

January 18, 2003

seth ↗+

Thumbs up from the boys!

nerve and spring streets' holiday party

January 16, 2003

Here the New York Five homeward bound on Sunday evening.

boys weekend in montreal

November 22, 2002

Saturday night we went the Quatro steakhouse where we all prompty fell in love with...

boys weekend in montreal

November 22, 2002

....a night out on the town! Seth being a pimped-ass high roller, he called in to have a limo chaffeur our asses around all night. Nothing says class like a white-stretch with neon underrunners, baby.

boys weekend in montreal

November 22, 2002

In Montreal, we met up with the three other guys (who drove in from Boston). Seth (the guy next to me), Chef (not pictured because he's being blocked by Fatty's head) and the uber-scary (and therefore edited out of most of the pictures) Ethan (gee, can you figure out which guy is the sociopath in the pic...c'mon, look carefully.).

boys weekend in montreal

November 22, 2002

Here's the New York Five, coldlamping in front of our pimpin' rented Blazer. From Left: Grant, Dave "Fatty" Fateman, Colin "Big Daddy" Gentle and Frank "Seven Layer" Picarazzi.

boys weekend in montreal

November 22, 2002