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...and Satanism / Mötley Crüe. Hahahah. (We would've outnumbered Team: Jew but Katie was out in Minnesota spending the holidays with her family).
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Oh, so I forgot to mention. On the walk over to Sarah's, I ran into my friend Emily on the street who pointed out David Lee Roth's new two-storey apartment to me. I won't give away his exact address, but suffice it to say, one of the floors has a prominent balcony that overlooks a heavily foot-trafficked area of the Lower East Side). Anyway, she told me that according to rumor, DLR was having a huge Fourth of July party on his balcony. When I relayed this info to Grant and the Fatty, we all decided that we had no choice: we had to round up a group and attempt to crash it.
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Lizzy Ironheart. (Hahaha. Bonus points to Grant for pointing at her iron heart necklace.)
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Fatty half-heartedly rocked out in the backseat...
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Then, somehow, we all ended up getting really, really drunk.
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While Grant kept it real and opted to marvel at the "special edition" fluorescent pink, snakeskin-patterned BC Rich Warlock. fluorescent pink snakeskin??? What kind of asshole would want that?
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Haase, while Grant and the Fatty do their best impersonations of the shaved headed wunderkind. HA ha ha ha.
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How did Megadeth manage to never write a song about this?
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What we really wanted to see was the labyrinth, a torture chamber or even an honest-to-goodness Minotaur. (half-man half bull)
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Grant Stoddard: Stunt Driver!
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Let's see...fifteen boxes divided by three guys = *BURP*
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Special Guest Commentary from Grant Stoddard via IM: "As we learned early on, the main perk of bartending is having total control of the juke box *and* full license to play air guitar along to the metal anthems you select."

(Major bonus points taken away from whoever took this pic and managed to almost crop me completely out while I'm making what looks like it could've been the best "metal face" I've ever pulled. Curse you!)
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Proprietor and emcee "Owen the Brummie" gives madd props where madd props is due with a double index finger hail. This was the exact moment where the Arlene Grocery foundations were thoroughly shaken for the first of four times on that fateful evening.
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NIPPLE!!!
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Grant Stoddard looking for a swordfight. (This kid's always looking for a "swordfight" if you know what I'm saying...)
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Teixeira, Stoddard (and me).
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Bellies full of diner grease, we hit the road again towards Lisa's...
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Dave G (The Ladies' Choice) has got to get with the program! He's all in the background making his "Party Guy Face" when we clearly told him that it was a "Blue Steel" moment.
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Muppet Man had no idea there was ROKK behind him!