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Hahaha.
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Then I'm pro-shack.
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...unless you've got two people who are going to give it 100% non-stop energy for the entire song.
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Scott and Amanda signed up to do The B-52's Loveshack as a duet!
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Usually I'm totally anti this song (because it's like 10 minutes long)...
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Ellen singing Boys of Summer (which is a killer karaoke jam).
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Slow dancing! (Maybe something by Whitney?)
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By the end of her song she had everyone near the stage dancing.
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I don't remember what song Lisa sang, but I do remember that it got the crowd MOVING!
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Hooray for yelling!
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...for some karaoke at 2nd on 2nd.
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The Farewell Party.
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And for the very last song of the night, Tim & Sarah closed it out with a duet of Summer Lovin'.
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I don't know this gentleman, but his karaoke game (he's singing a jam from Phantom of the Opera) and his karaoke-face were both so strong, I had no choice but to take photos.
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Hahaha.
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"Oh." Yep, she's drunk! ;-)
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Sarah and Sarah and another girl! Is another girl drunk? She looks drunk! That's it! I'm tagging this photo with "drunk!"
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It you're wondering if it was as awesome as you're imagining it was...it was.
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A little after 1am Tim showed up and did Gen X's Dancing With Myself.
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Looks like it was a dancey number, though.
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Sarah and Sarah sung a duet. I don't remember what it was and my flash is whiting out the lyrics on the screen.
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Sarah Flagpole-Sitting, of course.
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Nick Snow (looking like a Dr. Seuss drawing in this pic)!
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Gurj and Cara.
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Hahaha. What's more adorable than this little midget singing UB40's Red Red Wine...
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...in her little stripey dress and super-short bangs that look like she let a little kid cut her hair.
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I immediately hopped on my bike and arrived in the midst of a Fran & Gurj duet. (Love this photo!)
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On Monday night around 11pm, I got a text from Gurj that her good friend Fran was in town from the UK and they were at 2nd on 2nd singing karaoke and that my presence was requested.
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Jenny and Sarah!
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Hahaha.
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After we'd finished bowling, we hit Pianos for some Karaoke Killed the Cat karaoke action!
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Totally shocked by gayness!
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A little after 1am, Sarah came out to announce the winner (I don't even remember who it was!), thanked everyone for coming, and handing out some schweet schwag bags!
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The next girl was wearing a teeny, tiny denim mini-skirt and what she lacked in vocal talent, she more than made up for with her expert "show the judges my crotch for an entire three minutes" skills. Hey, there's more than one way to win a karaoke competition! Nicely done!
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Later on this girl went. She was only memorable for how completely off-key she managed to be for the entire song. Check out the DJ's face to her right. Hahah.
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We was flipping his hair around, show-boating on the high notes...
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...he moved right on to trying to make a personal connection with the judges. Mr. Rubano in particular.
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Next up was our friend Mr. Casey Squyres, who was visiting from out of town. After spending a little bit of time establishing cred with the crowd...
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Feelin' the Jov'.
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A couple of contestants later and there was another familiar face...
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...that's right! Dennis Crowley was there kicking his signature jam: Jovi's Wanted Dead of Alive.
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Mr. Matt Rubano was also there as a judge! Kevin blew him away - here he is getting ready to hand out a 9!
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Hahaha.
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The fact that Sarah was a judge didn't stop her from getting up on the stage and getting down!
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Here he is doing his signature jam: Prince's Pussy Control.
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One of the first competitors was the ONE AND ONLY Kevin Myers.
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He was right in the middle of a tender rendering of Stone Temple Pilot's Interstate Love Song...
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Then we came full circle back to Mark!
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Dance it out.
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Next on deck...
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Hahaha. Check out Brian D, down on his knees cheering Viv on while ALSO doing a shot. Man, I love co-worker karaoke!
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Then Vivian sang.
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Maya (showing off her former-gymnast skills) and Mark!
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Next, Rich totally killed Hold On by Wilson Phillips. Hahaha. I love how Maya's reaching out to "hold on" to Rich in this photo.
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Feeling it.
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Who decided to kick a slow-jam with The Tide is High. Check out Mary in the background going BIG on the backing vocals. Nice!
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...Brian D.
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Hahaha. This photo makes me so happy. I like how everyone's clapping during his epic last note.
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Knee up on the table! Off to a METAL start!
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...he wanted to make sure he was nice and loose for the inaugural karaoke kick off song!
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...fire up the karaoke! Gio and Lani's duet.
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Pics from Wendy's cam!
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I love this pic. Look how gnarly my face is. Hahaha.
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Giving Whitney some feeling.
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On Thursday night, I met up wtih Lisa (who looks like she was channeling Stevie Nicks during her "Indigenous Peoples of New Mexico" phase) and we kicked some late night karaoke jams at Winnie's.
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Sometimes two of them! Epic.
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And every time without fail, his jam brings ladies to the stage.
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I'm totally drawing a blank on this guy's name (Patrick? Daniel? Shit, I'm terrible), but he's super funny and he usually picks booty-shaking hip hop songs that are En Espanol.
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...karaoke!
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Let that be a lesson about the potential pitfalls of trying to turn someone's solo karaoke jam into a group sing-a-long!
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...Scott ended up choking Lisa out WWF er, WWE-style.
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..darker and darker until finally....
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...slowly started morphing into something...
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...a solo song, temporarily blossomed into a duet for just a brief moment and then it...
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I think Lisa got a little too "handsy" with the mic and what started out as...
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"Er, wait a minute...wasn't this MY song?"
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Hahaha.
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So stoked on it that she barely let Scott get any solo time in before she rushed up on stage for the assist!
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And for the grand finale, how about a little behind the back boobie flash? Nicely played, Lis.
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And check out this one! How about crouching down behind the guy and then using his shoulder...
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...to pull yourself up into an explosive "FUCK YEAH!" Now that's what I call teamwork.
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...slowly moved them closer so that he was aware of her "presence"....
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Then the only other guy that was there sang! Lisa took the assist on this one. She started slow with some background dance moves...
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...and then parlayed them into a really nice face-to-face halftime dance breakdown.
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But eventually worked his way up to "duet status!" Success!
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Which everyone seemed to understand meant that anyone had the right to join the person that was performing and "help them out." Scott started off with a low-key assist, mostly taking over "pigeon necking" dance duties.
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The next girl that sang wasn't with our group, but since it was now almost 3am and there were only two other people at the place besides our group, this is when the distinction between "us and them" broke down and we all became ONE DRUNK KARAOKE GROUP.
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And he ended with some nice "hero worship" moves at the end, you know, just to remind everyone whose song it was. Nicely done.
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...it was sort of hard to stay focused on him.
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The next guy that came up sang his goddamned heart out. But as incredible as his performance was...
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Lisa knows why.
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Naughty Girls (Need Love Too) by Samantha Foxx. (Which is exactly the kind of song you always want to sing at karaoke but never get to do until you're faced with a totally empty room and you can try out all sorts of new songs!).
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Then Amanda sang!
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And just when you thought that the "kneeling move" couldn't be taken any further...
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...Lisa turned her "kneeling move" into a "kneeling SPLIT move" and blew everyone's minds.
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...but I'm including pics because Lisa never fails to "bring her," as the Canadians are fond of saying.
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I don't remember what song and I don't have any screen pics to clue me in....
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Then Lisa sang again!
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Then this guy sang! He was awesome just by virtue of being...
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Dreams by Fleetwood Mac (which always makes me think of Karen every time I hear it because she's responsible for me buying Rumours).