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Cynthia and me.
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I think that's the face I make when I sing GnR.
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...the dude's got MOOOVES.
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...and Satanism / Mötley Crüe. Hahahah. (We would've outnumbered Team: Jew but Katie was out in Minnesota spending the holidays with her family).
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Scott Ian from Anthrax!!! First Emilie's boyfriend turns out to be in NIN, and then I end up at a party with Scott Ian??? It's like all the wishes I made back in 1987 finally came true! (Now if I could only get a handjob from Samantha Foxx....)
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Monday was equally eventful: Late night karaoke drive-by where I ran into long-time-no-see Alyssa...
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Towards the end of the night, Amy got all hardcore and declared that she was going to finish the bottle of Stoli that was on the table. Hey look, you're almost at the, er, bottom.
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Me and Marissa, keeping the situation under control.
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Kusum posing with my famous disappearing chin (that shit's like magic, ain't it?).
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Fatty half-heartedly rocked out in the backseat...
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Then, somehow, we all ended up getting really, really drunk.
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Emma (pulling her patented "drunk face") me and the Fatty in the background.
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Here's Jesse telling his two Karaoke Santas that he wants the fucking ROKK for Christmas this year.
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How did Megadeth manage to never write a song about this?
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Hahaha. What's better than Fatty's camo helmet by LAZER?
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At this point not only were we ridiculously over tired, we were drunk taboot. We pleaded for Charlene to take us home and put us to bed.
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Chris and me. (Oh yeah, and this is an ACDC concert so prepare yourself to see nothing but tongues and "metal horns" in the rest of these pics. Sorry, I don't make the rules, I just follow them).
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Metal!
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Charlene called her friend Layla (who works for the company that promotes Carling Beer)...
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I was trying to take a video of us rocking out but took a picture instead and managed to capture us in the midst of some pretty serious MetalFaces (check out Fatty pretending to play kit in the background with his DrummerFAce in full effect. Hahaha).
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I met up with Sarah at Spin's fancy offices.
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Special Guest Commentary from Grant Stoddard via IM: "As we learned early on, the main perk of bartending is having total control of the juke box *and* full license to play air guitar along to the metal anthems you select."

(Major bonus points taken away from whoever took this pic and managed to almost crop me completely out while I'm making what looks like it could've been the best "metal face" I've ever pulled. Curse you!)
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BeeBatch and JimJazz represent on the Miami Vice tip like Crockett & Tubs...um, except that we're both really white.
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Dave G (The Ladies' Choice) has got to get with the program! He's all in the background making his "Party Guy Face" when we clearly told him that it was a "Blue Steel" moment.
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Me singing Billy Idol's 'Dancing With Myself' (check out Lola rocking out in the background. Schweet.)