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Here's a picture I took of Phi Phi Ley about halfway into our hour long trek over to Long Beach.
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A little before 4pm, the rain FINALLY fucking stopped and despite us both feeling so sleepy and a little bit sick, we decided to follow the beach all the way around the island to another part of Phi Phi Don called "Long Beach." But in order to get there, we mostly had to make our way across rocky, slippery terrain like this!
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We woke up on Saturday and it was STILL RAINING! In fact, it had been raining for so long that when we opened the door and stepped out onto our porch, the beach had completely disappeared and the ocean was just a couple of inches shy of overcoming the walkway and flooding our hut!
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Seemed to work fine in natural light, though.
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Here's the view of the beach from out in the water.
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...Maya Beach! Here's the view of one-half of the mountains that encircle the bay and make it sort of hidden.
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But instead of going in that away, we went all the way around the island so that we could swim in through the back way that's only open during low tide! During low tide, the water in the bay is really shallow and rocky so our boat driver anchored...
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...nestled between two huge, thirty-story mountains, is the side entrance to one of the tiny beaches in Maya Bay.
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Crazy, right?
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As you pass the side of Koh Phi Ley, the smaller uninhabited island that's near Koh Phi Don (the big island)...
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...you pass the Viking Caves that are home to the birds that make the nests that are harvested to make bird's nest soup!
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Heading out!
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See? The water is literally ankle deep and look how far away we are from the shore!
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Meredith is like 200 yards from the sand and the water is still only ankle deep!
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After we finished eating our late-late lunch, we decided to walk down the beach and admire the crazy-ass low tide. (See how far the water retreats?)
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The view of the boat behind me!
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The view over to the left a bit more.
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I had been swimming around what I thought was a big underwater coral formation, but when I surfaced, I realized what I thought was a reef was just a huge karst island that continued underwater!
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Back on the surface!
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Another view. The sea was so choppy our dive master almost canceled our trip...
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To put its size in perspective, those boats you see floating near it are like 5' tall.
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...and just kept stopping in hostels until we found a place with an available room.
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We hadn't booked a place to stay ahead of time, so we make our way down the beach...
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We arrived at Koh Phi Phi Don Port a little past 5pm and it was still pouring. Not wanting to have to try to make a mad dash through the crowds with our big backpacks, we hung out on the boat for a few minutes to see if the rain would let up.
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...but about an hour into the ride, it started raining really hard...
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When we left Krabi, the weather was sunny and gorgeous...
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...Far Rockaway Island!
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Here's the view from the subway as it's going over the bridge out to...
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Just as we were about to cast off, a big storm started rolling in causing big waves to start breaking over the reef. Despite the fact that we were in a tiny dinghy with a 2.5 horsepower motor, Tiny was not dissauded. "Me family has to eat, mon! Let's go diving."
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On the road heading down towards Rodeo Lagoon.
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Hey, most of you being smarter than me probably already know this, but just in case any of you out there are as dumb as me, here's a little factoid for you: the Pacific Ocean is FUCKING FREEZING! WTF?? You can't swim in there! Here's a picture of Meredith getting the soles of her feet wet moments before screaming and running back to dry land. Damn. That shit was so hold it felt hot! Like and ocean of lava. Fack!
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....and if you look a little more to the south you can see San Francisco in the background.
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Here's the view to the east...
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Cliffy!
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Then we ran down the slope to check out the sea view.
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After an hour in the sun, some of the (many) treats we'd purchased on the car ride out, especially the chocolately ones, had gotten gooey. Rather than having to squirt it out of the wrapper like toothpaste, Grant decided to chill that motherfucker out in the ocean to return it to a more solid state. (Mmmmmmm....delicious Fastbreak).
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The end of Meredith and Grant's mad-dash into the water.
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Once we hit the beach, it was portrait time!
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Voila! From Manhattan to the beach in less than thirty minutes.
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Then back near the car, we goofed off and took some pictures of us on the sea wall.
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Fatty jumping off the rock.
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Action shot of me jumping off the rock.
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The beginning of sunset.
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Here's a pic from down on the beach facing west.
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After a quick dip, we packed up our stuff, bid a final farewell leer to our topless friends, and headed back to our hoggz to continue exploring the rest of Bali's coastline
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We parked our bikes and Chris and I set out on foot to check it out.
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Down near the water there were all these neato caves, but we were losing light and didn't have time to climb down and go swimming in them (besides the fact that EVERYONE knows that giant octopi live in caves and if you went in there you'd totally be asking for it.) Oh, by the way, right before we left, while kidding around, I actually almost drove my scooter right off the edge of this cliff into the water. My last words (which were captured on videotape) would've been "My name is Rick!"
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Here's a close-up of the photo above (where you can clearly see that Grant's risking his life to moon us). Hahaha.
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Some were almost 6 feet tall!
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Check out Grant doing his best to keep his footing while getting pummeled!
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In all fairness to Grant, the waves were enormous that day.
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Louis and I had nothing to do and nowhere to go so we drove around in our bitching convertable (that's right, see above) and explored the city.
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Grant, Me and Pappi.
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Ah, beautiful New Jersey....
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Hahahahahahaha!
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Me!
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Sarah!
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Immediately afterwards, Grant decided to run into the water to "take a swim" (a.k.a - hide the big, beach boner he popped in his tight, little Euro-swimtrunks he got from STARING at Sarah's titties.)
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So long sweet summer...
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Here's a pic overlooking the practically deserted beach we ended up going to.
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Down on the same beach seen in the pic above.
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Me getting ready to go sailing.
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I was standing in the water with Kate and all of sudden she started jumping around and screaming because something was on her foot...which turned out to be a startfish. Right after I took this photo I promptly ripped off all of its arms. That'll teach him! NOBODY messes with MY girl!
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Day three back at Meghan's Bay.
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Day two. Here's the view from our insanely nice cliff-perched condo at Bluebeard's resort.
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Even though we were in Florida, the weather was chilly at times. If you look closely you can see Marion and Nisara, who were the only two people brave enough to go in the ocean that day, waving.
spring break 98
March, 1998
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Here are my favorite two bastards, Doug and Maytia. Chilling down in Mexico (Baha I think.) They're dead. (not literally, but they sure are gonna get it.)