After we left the beach, we took the train up to Chelsea and hit Bed, Bath and Beyond to get some pillows and sheets for my new apartment. Meredith kept trying to convince me I needed this sweet-ass Bon Jovi pillow. Hahaha.
We ended up buying this set! (And we ended up getting a crazy deal! We furnished our entire living room with eveything you see here for like $1100 including delivery! Wooo!)
Here's me testing out a chair. (Check out that sweet peek-a-boo panty action down my right leg. *ROWR* That's a bonus for all you ladies out there! You're Welcome!)
So on Tuesday night Grant gave me his set of keys to Fatty's apartment (Fatty works a day job and gave Grant his keys so that Grant could use his apartment as a "writing studio" during the day) and bright and early on Wednesday morning, I met up with Vin near Union Square to go "art supply" shopping.
While browsing the costumes we got distracted by the most budget ever Ali G costume. Complete with Jamie Foxx's little brother (who clearly has Down's) modeling on the package. Hahaha.
And, um, a pipe of a rasta man with a cock to rival my forearm. Charming! With so many great gifts to choose from I bet you're wondering what she ended up getting me.
Vegas is the only place I know where you can buy a fucking soda with a credit card (I mean, just because you lost ALL of your cash trying to big balls at the no-limit table doesn't mean that you shouldn't be able to enjoy a tasty Mountain Dew, right?)
After unpacking a few boxes, I decided to grab some dinner and nose around the stores in my new hood. Remember before when I was talking about how the Castro (which my new apartment is right on the border of) is like the gayest place in the world (not that there's anythingwrongwiththat). You probably thought I was just exaggerating to be funny. Well, check out the #1 selling DVD at Tower Video just down the street from me. That's right it's...
After our failed attempt to find cheap "dressy shoes," (FUCK, London's expensive!), Grant and I decided to head back to Charlene's and relax while Fatty and Chris decided to stay behind, do some more sight seeing and go to Guitar Center and impress the locals by shredding on the guitars there (Too bad you think I'm kidding).
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