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la business trip with jeet
August 12, 2015
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WARPAINT Beauty Supply.
belize part 2
January 24, 2013
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Busy day! Went back to the hotel for a nap.THIS, by the way, is the hilarious / terrifying entrance to my hotel:
Hotel upstairs, MEATSHOP downstairs!.

Sure, you're welcome to stay here. As long as you can overcome your fear of the obvious horror-movie danger of us murdering you in your sleep and SELLING YOU AS FOOD in conveniently-located meatshop downstairs. Haven't you seen the movie, Hostel, you idiot?
belize: part 1
January 18, 2013
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Slept in and woke up to an overcast day.
belize: part 1
January 18, 2013
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This sign is another example of something I found really charming about Belize. They're an English colony and English is the official language, but a lot of the signs there phonetically spell out the local pronunciations of words! SO GOOD!
belize: part 1
January 18, 2013
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Carting sand back to the beach one wheelbarrow at a time.
occupy sandy with voltaic systems
November 16, 2012
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Despite being characterized by the mainstream media as a bunch of whining hippies, we saw a huge diversity of intelligent and clean people.
the october roundup
October, 2011
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Right before 1pm we spotten Ellen!
the november roundup
November, 2010
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Meredith and Gurj's design collaboration was a profound success.
the november roundup
November, 2010
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Later that evening, we went out to visit Gurj and Jared in Queens and hand-painted signs to cheer Ellen on in during the marathon tomorrow!
the november roundup
November, 2010
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Haha.
the august roundup
August, 2010
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People who laugh at this sign on the wall include 3rd-graders and everyone in our group.
the march roundup
March, 2010
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...these bad ones. Hahah. I like how the smoke in the (no smoking!) sign looks like it's coming from Scott's cigarette.
the september roundup
September 15, 2009
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Do not disturb, please!
honeymoon in bali part one
September 01, 2009
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...well, it's pretty obvious what he did. (This photo still makes me LOL).
the september roundup: part two
September, 2005
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Afterwards, I met up with Grant and he...
the september roundup: part two
September, 2005
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The best part about Ming Dynasty is that they're always having to change their "eating policies" because all-you-can-eat places attract really fat people who go there because they want to make sure they get "their money's worth." Check out how they had to amend the sign to reduce the maximum stay down to two hours. Think about that. That means that at some point, enough people would show up, eat, then hang out for like 3 or 4 hours until they were hungry, and then eat again! That's why they had to update this sign!! Incredible!
the september roundup: part one
September, 2005
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After we were done exploring we decided to hit the best-named bar ever.
teaching english in korea: part four
August 13, 2005
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Enjoy Alcohol Mania Place! The look on Paul's face is amazing.
teaching english in korea: part four
August 13, 2005
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One of us had a tiff of the logo on our laptop so we got it blown up super big and printed out on a giant paper banner. We then hand-painted it. The entire time we laughed about how ghetto it is to show up at an advertising themed conference (you know, where people are supposed to be experts on how to advertise) with a fucking paper, hand-painted banner.
las vegas business trip for adbrite
November 15, 2004
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This is what my friend Emily wanted to do with J.Cro - but he has a girlfriend and so he wasn't having any of that. Haha.
moving to san francisco going away party: part one
August 24, 2004
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After the show, Karen and I stopped to marvel (ok, and pose) with this amazing/confusing billboard. Maybe all those Neo-Nazis will finally cut the shit when they realize they're also alienating butch-lesbian Catholic priests with all their hate. (Wait, huh?)
last month in nyc: the august roundup part two
August, 2004
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On the ride home we were glad to see that they finally installed a word of warning for any ladies that might be following us back to our place for a romp.
christmas with the fam
December 23, 2003
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Dashiell Martin: Political Toddler.
trip to cali part two: la to san francisco
December 13, 2003
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Live Show gets the thumbsdown! Here's us in the parking lot trying to assess the financial damage. Our four Russian "strippers" managed to fleece the four of us for a grand total of €120 in less than 20 minutes! And we still didn't manage to see any heines! We hopped in the car to drive the remaing 1/4 mile back to our resort, and in the moment of silence after we were finished laughing hysterically at what had just happened we all heard Grant say quietly to himself: "Hmmmmm. A hundred Euros, eh?" Hahahahaha.
european vacation part 7: first day in crete!.
October 24, 2003
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One of the first things we noticed: apparently Rethymnon has specifically designated "pedophilia" areas. Progressive!
european vacation part 7: first day in crete!.
October 24, 2003
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Frenchy was *really* pissed off at first. But eventually he agreed to go out and pose with the harbinger of his birthday greeting.
nambla loves frenchy g
March 12, 1999