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Backstage after the performance had finished! The piece was totally wild. It started with Theresa in a white-dress and lovely make-up. Her hair was pinned-up in an elaborate "beauty pageant-style" hair-do that concealed a bunch of large ink-filled balloons!

Grant and I emerged from backstage, carrying Theresa in a chair and set her down on a large sheet of paper in front of the audience. After we cleared away, a photographer approached Theresa and started taking a series of close-up portraits of her like they doing a fashion-shoot. She made uncomfortable smiles and posed for his camera. A minute or two into the "shoot," she acted like she was playing with her hair, but she was secretly popping the ink-filled balloons! As she popped each balloon, a gush of jet blank ink seemed to appear from nowhere and would stream over her face and onto the white dress.

The performance ended with the the lights suddenly turning off. Now came the part that we'd spent hours rehearsing! Grant and I had to go out in the darkness...
the april roundup
April, 2013
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Hahahaha.
the july roundup
July, 2006
tongue + grant
Wow. Just wow.
the april roundup: part one
April, 2006
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Karen getting ready to lick Grant's face.
the march roundup
March, 2006
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Neither did Grant.
jack d's party & misshapes
January 21, 2006
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Afterwards, I met up with Grant and he...
the september roundup: part two
September, 2005
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As much as we love each other, we had to break our embrace before the countdown ended.
new years eve 2004
December 31, 2004
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Next up was Grant and his bowling ball titties. (Bonus points for Fatty's "smells like shit" face in the background).
back in nyc again: part two
November 24, 2004
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Followed by the Group face-licking. And then the next thing you know...
thanksgiving
November 25, 2004
tongue + grant
Then came the face-licking.
thanksgiving
November 25, 2004
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Grant repaying half of his nipple-licking karmic-debt.
leigh's birthday parties
July 24, 2004
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Then Grant entertained us with his amazing impression of a mime eating an ass. Yay, First Half of July!
the july roundup: part one
July, 2004
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Jim Jazz and Grant.
the march roundup
March, 2004
tongue + grant
Holy moly! Well then! Welcome back to NYC, Grant. We missed the hell outta you.
welcome back grant party
February 26, 2004
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So a few minutes later, G and I are sitting in Burger King kicking it with a coupla Whoppers, and this girl with a really great bum walks by. As soon as she'd passed, Grant was like "Get your camera ready! I want to show you what I'd like to do to that chick's ass." And thus came about my new all-time favorite pic of the Man, the legend, the King of Tee-Effing Ass, Grant "Pow, Howdaya Like Me Now" Stoddard.
european vacation part 21: heading home!
November 01, 2003
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On Sunday, Grant and I took the train out to NJ to visit our friend Jordana who was on the east coast visiting her in-laws. Jordana is married to our friend Ross (who is the guy producing Grant's TV pilot out in LA). Grant had been living with Ross & Jord out in LA for the last few months and was getting ready to fly back out there the next day. Wow, that was a pretty long explanation considering that my camera died and I didn't end up even getting any pictures of Jordana or the delicious Japanese meal we ate. I did manage to get a photo of Grant posing with the dozen delicious Krispy Kreme doughnuts we bought at Penn Station, tho.
the november roundup
November, 2003
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Grant and Nina!
emma's 30th birthday: part one
May 21, 2003
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...the inside of Grant's mouth!
scott's 27th birthday
October 26, 2002