me + dance

October 16, 2009

When a circle forms around you on the dance floor, it can only mean one thing...DANCE OFF!

October 16, 2009

Meredith chose Tous les garcons et les filles by Francoise Hardy (All the boys and girls)

October 16, 2009

We got to have a "first dance" and everthing.

andrew's scavenger hunt and ryan's surprise birthday

October 16, 2009

While we were there, we asked Pirate Mike if he would mind if one of us danced on the bar. He certainly didn't! BLAMO! 10 POINTS!

April 04, 2009

bar ↗+
skull ↗+

Faces like this.

amy and matt's wedding

October 19, 2008

Dance floor sing-a-longs?

amy and matt's wedding

October 19, 2008

kara ↗+

This is the very last photo of me at my own birthday party! Right after this photo was taken, I made the mistake of having ANOTHER drink and smoking MORE pot and the room started spinning 'round like the blades of a helicopter. Instead of making a big deal about how sick I was feeling, I just grabbed Meredith and quietly told her "I'm gonna go take a couple of laps" and sneaked out of the party to wander the manicured gardens of Stuytown until I felt better.

my 32nd birthday

August 08, 2008

Hahah. Yes! It's clear that the dance party has officially started.

my 32nd birthday

August 08, 2008

Me busting moves with my baby arm.

egypt part four

March 23, 2008

Hahaha.

john's karaoke birthday

February 08, 2008

Then Amanda joined in and we had an epic FIVE-PERSON DANCE PARTY!

doug and inka visit

September 05, 2007

amanda ↗+

Sometimes I dance so hard I break my legs. Thankfully, Hot Karla was there to lend some support.

lvhrd mcfght: karaoke competition!

May 31, 2006

Hot Karla and me.

lvhrd mcfght: karaoke competition!

May 31, 2006

hot karla ↗+

Oh Hai! I can grope titties? (I love how Gurj has her hands up in the air all like "Yes, he's touching my boobs, but this is a totally one-sided thing!")

May, 2006

Then I REALLY showed that ass...to the, um, audience. Sorry about that, everyone. (FYI: This entire little dance number I'm doing was choreographed to Stacey Q's 2 of Hearts).

May, 2006

Oooooh, yeah. Happy Birthday, Gurjeet!

May, 2006

...and showed her THAT ASS! Hahaha.

May, 2006

I danced my way across the stage back over to the birthday girl...

May, 2006

...I kicked off my boxers to reveal ANOTHER LAYER! The panties that I borrowed from Niki the Roommate and turned into sweet, sweet manties.

May, 2006

While this photo might make it look like Gurj is holding her hands up to sheild herself from my ass...

May, 2006

...the next photo reveals that she was just actually winding up to spank me! Hahaha. Just as I'd managed to convince the crowd that the stripping part of the show was over...

May, 2006

Here's Gurj doubled over with hysterical laughter as I wiggled my wang.

May, 2006

...I climbed up onto the stage and whipped off my clothes.

tara and greg's wedding in houston

May, 2006

stripper ↗+

...promptly made more appropriate faces. Hahahaha.

March 11, 2006

When I was dancing with Tara, Meredith snagged my camera off the table and managed to get one nice photo of the two of us before we noticed her and...

tara and greg's wedding in houston

March 11, 2006

...a dance floor riot (if you can classify three people as a riot) broke out in the middle of the living room. Hahaha.

madonna djs at misshapes

October 22, 2005

This is how I do on the dance floor.

the january roundup: part two

January, 2005

Yay, party!

morrissey release party and a crashed interpol birthday party

April 21, 2004

Quicly became a duet. Er, sort of. This girl didn't sing with me, however, she did lay writing on the stage while I sang and did all sorts of crazy floor dancing. It significantly enhanced my performance.

fatty quits and two karaoke nights

March 01, 2004

Hahaha. Buddy's photographer friend emailed me this pic a few days later. Check me out rocking with a can of beer. I look like a Pabst's commercial. After karaoke I headed over to Lit to see what was shaking.

the february roundup

February, 2004

best ↗+

michael t's birthday and karaoke with scott

January 15, 2004

chiara ↗+

After I was done showing Dani my moves out on the dancefloor...

european vacation part 20: halloween in bas vegas, baby!

October 31, 2003

danni ↗+

My disco finger brings all the girls to my yard. I could teach you but I've have to charge. (By the way, if I die anytime soon, make sure this pic finds its way into the casket collage, mmmkay?)

european vacation part 20: halloween in bas vegas, baby!

October 31, 2003

danni ↗+

Charlene getting her dance on (if you look over her shoulder you'll see Dani and I cutting some rug in the background trying to get in on her pic).

european vacation part 20: halloween in bas vegas, baby!

October 31, 2003

charlene ↗+

Hahahaha. Check me out all dancing all low up in her booty.

european vacation part 20: halloween in bas vegas, baby!

October 31, 2003

danni ↗+

I headed out solo onto the dance floor.

european vacation part 14: the buddha cafe.

October 27, 2003

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And then she topped it by doing the best interpretive dance I've ever seen of Bryan Adams' "Summer of '69."

european vacation part 5: reunited with grant.

October 22, 2003

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Doing the Butt!

cake party part four

August 27, 2003

laure ↗+

Yay, Frenchgirls!

pick up lines at the ford modeling party

August 13, 2003

laure ↗+

Me and Sarah (aka - Ultragrrrl) cut rug until we were sweaty messes in the back room. Damn, babygirl can dance! (Wearing the shirt that would later cause the Village Voice to give a shout out to her "bodacious ta-tas").

the july roundup

July, 2003

sarah ↗+

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Here's a pic of me trying to put my face in between Sarah's bizzoobies and nuzzle them in time to the music. Needless to say, she resisted. Shortly after this pic, we wrapped up the dance party and headed back downtown to the Hole to try to catch last call (at this point it was 8:30am for Charlene, who was still on London time, so she and Grant headed home).

the hole and p diddy

June 25, 2003

sarah ↗+

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Upstairs was waaaay too crowded so we headed downstairs where there was room to represent on the dancefloor.

the hole and p diddy

June 25, 2003

That's right, I'm not afraid to do the infamous "invisible wiener dance" (mad props to Greg Whitkin) in front of other people's parents.

grant gets wasted

December 01, 2002

Yeah, that's right - B.Bat's gots moves and he's not afraid to put his point on tha floor and prove it (or at least prove it all the way on the other side of the basement away from the dancefloor and where nobody is).

the rules of attraction movie premiere

October 10, 2002

laura ↗+

Hahaha.

chris and mandy get married

September 21, 2002

mandy m ↗+

I decided to sing "Faith" by George Michael. This is me striking my very authentic George Michael Stance. (P.S. - check out my little bum. You could fit that shit in a teacup.)

enid's again

June 24, 2002

vin's 26th birthday

April 24, 2002

cherry tavern ↗+

...only because this photo is the greatest. Look at who's large and in charge at the back of the caboose. Frances in the muthafucking hizzouse, you know what I'm sayin?

April 13, 2002

Turns out, this spectacular heine belonged to (dreamgirl) Heidi.

April 13, 2002

Yo, so what's a white boy to do? Motherfucking dance, that's what.

April 13, 2002

Check out my hand on her bald, little head as I shake it down! This is probably the second greatest photo on my website...