In between hundreds of rounds of throwing Maddy's new toys across the house, I managed to eat about two-thirds of a warmed Brie that was covered in raspberry jam and almonds.
Brett double-checking a suspect bag of cookies to make sure my mom hadn't substituted real holiday treats with "healthy cookies." Coast is clear, they're the real McCoy!
We decided it was time for a lunch break. I tried to buy "two pizzas" and the woman working at the concession stand said to me "Two pizzas and two fries?" Me, "No, two pizzas." Her, "I'm sorry sir, we don't serve pizza without fries." After clarifying that it was actually not possible to purchase justafuckingpizzawithoutfries, we decided to go with something totally different: the breadsticks.
...DING DONG! Mmm, this was so good. I ate the whole thing. I also really enjoy the little elf on the packing. Look at him coyly ringing his little bell! "Ding-dong, you know you want it!" Lil' Fucker.
