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fatty + frank + colin

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fatty + frank + colin — Six Piece Nastee!

fatty + frank + colin — Fatty looking for his table. Hahaha.

fatty + frank + colin — The gang getting ready to chow down. (PS - Already at this early point in the night, Chef, who you can barely see peeking out behind Colin, was so wasted that he kept screaming at the restaurant and almost had us thrown out).

fatty + frank + colin — Bellies full o' BBQ, we hopped back into the limo and looked to Seth for the next destiniation.

fatty + frank + colin — Hey! Here they are! Colin, Frank, Grant and Fatty.

fatty + frank + colin — Jamie, Lo, Jenny, Frank, Colin, Fatty's hair and Emma.

fatty + frank + colin — The Six of us looking surprisingly not-hungover (um, expcept for Fatty).

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This is hands down my favorite pic of the night. Bert N' Tha Boyz.

boys weekend in newport part three: saturday night

August 01, 2003

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As "last call" drew nearer, we bid the lovely ladies a fond farewell and hit the road to head over to some other bar where Seth and Frank knew the owner (If you look in the background behind my arm you can see Seth showing off the can of beer he snuck out of the bar by strategically hiding it in his asscrack. Sweet.)

boys weekend in newport part three: saturday night

August 01, 2003

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So we chatted them up for a while, found out that they were down on vacation from Braintree, Mass (and Fatty made some more "Fatty" faces).

boys weekend in newport part three: saturday night

August 01, 2003

strangers ↗+

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We headed out to some restaurant on the water of dinner and some drinks. Yay, drinks!

boys weekend in newport part three: saturday night

August 01, 2003

seth ↗+
drunk ↗+

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After months of getting people to willingly pose with my balls, it was time to try something new: getting unsuspecting people to unknowingly pose with my balls. I discreetly whipped out my bag, and grabbed one of our new friends for a picture. I handed off the cam to Seth who totally shit the bed by not managing to get my balls in the pic. Doh! The rest of the guys in the pic (Check out Grant and Franks' faces) were laughing so hard that the girl in the black shirt was totally confused...

boys weekend in newport part three: saturday night

August 01, 2003

fatty + frank + colin — ...backup arrived in the form of Seth, fresh outta the car from Boston. (Bonus points to Frank for pulling that shit-eating grin.)

fatty + frank + colin — After the beach, Fatty made the mistake of trying to catch a quick nap amidst a roomful of rowdy guys. Check out Big Daddy calling in for back-up while Frank gives Fatty a lil' "hot dog in the bun through the sheet" action...

fatty + frank + colin — Thumbs up!

fatty + frank + colin — From L to R: Fatty, me, Colin, Frank and Grant.

fatty + frank + colin — Frank, Colin helping Dave schlepp schtuff up into his fancy new digs on the corner of 1st & St. Marks (that he bought. Player's got bank, yo).

fatty + frank + colin — Here the New York Five homeward bound on Sunday evening.

fatty + frank + colin — Oh, and mirrored ceilings. You gotta have mirrored ceilings.

fatty + frank + colin — Saturday night we went the Quatro steakhouse where we all prompty fell in love with...

fatty + frank + colin — ....a night out on the town! Seth being a pimped-ass high roller, he called in to have a limo chaffeur our asses around all night. Nothing says class like a white-stretch with neon underrunners, baby.

fatty + frank + colin — After a hard day of shopping and further sullying the repuations of Americans in general, we went back to our fancy hotel and got all dressed up for...

fatty + frank + colin — In Montreal, we met up with the three other guys (who drove in from Boston). Seth (the guy next to me), Chef (not pictured because he's being blocked by Fatty's head) and the uber-scary (and therefore edited out of most of the pictures) Ethan (gee, can you figure out which guy is the sociopath in the pic...c'mon, look carefully.).

fatty + frank + colin — Here's the New York Five, coldlamping in front of our pimpin' rented Blazer. From Left: Grant, Dave "Fatty" Fateman, Colin "Big Daddy" Gentle and Frank "Seven Layer" Picarazzi.