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...for a duet with her friend Banao.
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She took the stage shortly after our arrival...
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Ralph Bishop won the Karaoke MVP award for using Melissa's leg as a guitar to play the entire guitar solo. Hahahaha.
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...chose Hotel California as the final jam of the evening.
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Melissa, Levi and Dan...
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"You can checkout any time you like, But you can never leave!" Not true! Farewell, Rob! It was great working with you!
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Phil and Christine.
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Jazz hands!
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Levi and Melissa.
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Hahaha. There's nothing better than a party with your co-worker that gets to the point where all inhibitions have completely vanished. Christine and Ian are singing their hearts out and Rob's just feeling it and dancing. Awesome.
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Ralph and Melissa...giving it!
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Christine did a lil' go-go dance while Ian sang and Ralph RAGED!
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...simultaneously did my impression of Sly Stallone. "Yo, Adrian!"
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Hahaha.
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I sang and...
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...Co-worker Karaoke! After we were all pretty much sauced, we headed up the street to a nearby karaoke bar with private rooms that Dan Kwok knew about! Here's Phil and Dan kicking off the karaoke jams!
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Rob (check out the slow-blink drunkeness! Awww, yeah!) and Levi.
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Christine and Julie.
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Homegirl brought it!
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Monday night I went to Karaoke Killed the Cat at Pianos for some 'roke with the one and only...
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...Rina! (See what I mean about ONLY ever seeing her at karaoke? Seriously!)
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Hahaha.
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Doubling up for the big outro. This was probably one of my most favorite accidental karaoke moments. (In fact, it's probably only eclipsed by the time that Seth and I ended up accidentally karaoking with Tracey Morgan back in 2003!)
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When the band got back on stage, they called me up to sing! "Don't Stop" is pretty much one of the best karaoke songs of all time and one of the few times that I actually don't mind that fact that I was pretty much born with a woman's voice. Check out the singer all like "Holy shit, this guy's a eunuch!"
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Here's me around 2am, wearing a green purse and singing. (???)
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Let me explain exactly what's happening in this photo. Niki's like "Here Seth, you sing again!" And Seth, who just watched Niki and Karla's duet is like "I think I'll sit this one out, why don't you two keep on singing?" Hahaha.
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Hahaha.
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Niki and Hot Karla I miss karaoke with you!
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So sing some more they did!
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.....and totally proceeded to take the game that I like to call "drunken grab-ass"...
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Hahahaha.
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It was epic!
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...to dizzying new heights!
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Then Karla and Niki went up for a duet...
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Here's Dens playa-hating on red-shirts duet with Niki! Hahaha.
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Last song of the night! I may not have won the competition, but I definitely went home feeling like a winner! (Cue sitcom audience applause and outro music from Growing Pains).
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Here's a photo timestamped 29 seconds later: The captain's hat is missing and Hot Karla and Niki are up on stage.
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Capt. Seth retook the stage and proceeded to break some hearts with...
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...some Careless Whispers from Mr. George Michaels.
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Hahaha.
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Steel horse, indeed.
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..and it turned into a duet!
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Pow!
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A little 1am, Dennis showed up with a crew of his own! He hit the stage with the quickness for what I'm guessing was probably Bon Jovi's Wanted Dead or Alive, his signature jam.
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I'm not sure what song he sang, but I do see the words "Will you let me come on" and "inside" up there on the screen in the background. A decidedly "Seth" choice.
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...until he did his shot. Haha.
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Seth went first!
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In my defense, I first used to balls to show off my juggling skills, but the crowd wasn't impressed. It wasn't until I started awkwardly rolling them around on my crotch that the crowd lit up! (Photo by Leo Zacharias)
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If, by the time I die, tombstones with embedded video screens are commonplace, someone please make sure that this photo makes it into the cemetery slideshow. Thanks. (Photo by Leo Zacharias)
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Claire was the other finalist! For the last round it was announced that our hands were going to be TAPED to one microphone and we'd be singing a duet voted on by the audience! Here's Claire and I getting our hands taped together. Hahaha. (Photo by Leo Zacharias)
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After some deliberation by the judges, it was announced that the winner of the LVHRD MCFGHT Karaoke Competition was....DRUMROLL........
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Here's Claire and I in action sharing our tape-handed microphone.
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The audience ended up selecting Summer Lovin' from the musical Grease. I didn't know the song well, but I knew it better than most of the other songs that were on the list! (There was stuff like Love Lift Us Up Where We Belong! If the audience had chosen one of those songs, I would've been effed!).
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For the first round of competition we were told that we'd be judged on two things: 1) How well we performed our song. 2) How well we incorporated the use of a "prop" that would be given to us halfway through our song! Sure enough, I was about halfway through Gloria and I was handed...
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Out of all the Jovi repertoire, Livin on a Prayer is the one that has the most opportunity for crowd-interaction. You get to sing the part that goes "Whoa, we're halfway there..."
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Which is one of my favorite karaoke songs of all time (although you gotta watch out for that full-step key change at the end. That shit's HIGH!).
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...and then you can hold the mic out and catch your breath and let the crowd sing the "whoa-oh!" part that comes next! Hahah.
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I was really nervous about the list (because nothing's worse than having to watch someone do karaoke when they don't know the song!), but I lucked out and managed to secure Bon Jovi's Livin' on a Prayer for my round two jam!
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Halfway through her song she was given a huge mess of tangled rope as her prop!
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Here's the girl they called up to sing after me!
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...a pair of balls! Hahahah. How appropriate!
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I was the second competitor called up to the stage, and it was announced, much to my relief, that I'd be singing Gloria! Yay! (Thanks to Seth for manning my cam and snapping these pics!)
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...AND some b-boy dancing!
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Again, I'm not sure what song it was, but it apparently required some pogo-ing...
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Hahaha.
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A little before 3am, Grant and Meredith closed out the night with a final duet!
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Hahaha.
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I need to start carrying around a lil' karaoke notebook and writing down what songs people sing! Because months later I look at all these photos and see all the awesome expressions people are making while they sing and I'm DYING to know what songs they were to! Argh!
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I love this photo!
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Then Rob was up again (to sing something sultry!).
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...and giving Shruti second mic to sing into. She ended her performance with the big finale of...
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...dancing around Shruti while holding the microphone in a mystical way...
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A few minutes later, Shruti and Meredith hit the stage for what started out as a duet...
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...but then Meredith realized that she didn't really know the song that Shruti'd chosen, and it quickly turned into a solo where Shruti sang and Meredith took turns crying...
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...which turned out to be the super-huge let-down of the century when we realized she'd signed up for John Mayer's "Your Body is a Wonderland!" (WTF, GURJ?)
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Then Gurj took the stage again! After her awesome Gwen Stefani jam, we were all psyched to hear her next selection...
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Gurj sings the part that goes "A few times I been around that track so it's not just gonna happen like that..." and then we'd all shout back "'Cause I aint' no hollaback GURJ!" (Because her name is Gurj! Get it?)
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Then Gurj went up and sang Hollaback Girl which is her SIGNATURE jam!
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...and even had a kneeling-on-the-floor freestyle outro!
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Scratch that. Multiple DLR kicks...
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After Rob's song, Grant took the stage and rocked out with Rick James' Superfreak.
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That came complete with DLR (David Lee Roth) kicks.
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And that Grant, Niki and I grabbed the second mic to help out with all the backing vocals! Hahah.
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I don't remember what he sang, but I do remember that whatever it was, it was done with PIZAZZ!
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Then it was time for Rob Sheffield to take the stage!
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Niki, Gurj and Shruti took the stage and rocked it like they were the Asian Pointer Sisters. (I would've just said Indian but Gurjeet don't roll like that).
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Grant and Niki took the stage for a duet.
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The place was pretty much packed with all people I didn't recognize...at least until Shandi took with stage to sing a duet with Kareem (who I don't know but I like his photography a lot).
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They killed it.
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Other brosephs were so overcome with bromance that they were fainting into his arms. Epic.
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Same goes for this broseph - no idea who he was, but when he jumped down off that karaoke stage and took the mic "out into the crowd," he landed himself a place right inside my karaoke-heart. Awwww.
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Check out homeboy bringing it! The blonde girl in the background is fucking shocked and shit. She CAN'T HANDLE the 'roke he's dishing.
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...throw himself down onto the floor, over-the-top karaoke performance made my camera come out!
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No idea at all who this guy was, but his...
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I started the month of May off strong by throwing down with a Karaoke Killed the Cat karaoke night right off the bat!
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Well done, sir!
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Finally, it was Larson's turn to take the stage! He always comes prepared...and by prepared I mean he always carries around an inflatable guitar with him just in case karaoke breaks out.
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The panel of celebrity judges (celebrity judges!) weighing in on her performance.
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This girl was solid, but nothing to write home about.
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The crowd was entertained, though! Well, everyone in the crowd except for Larson! He's the guy in the navy shirt who's totally just glaring and waiting for her to hurry up and finish so that his turn to sing can happen sooner).