a person in 117 photos in 2014 ellen showing 2014 only · show all years We took turns passing around The Dude 2015, let's do this! ...and before we knew it, we were watching the ball fall! Hahah. On Wednesday evening I went over to Ellen & Hans' apartment to say goodbye to 2014! Maddy was getting stressed out with The Dude trying to play puppy games with her so she sought out... ...the safety of higher ground! ...is that it takes them a really long time to realize that they're not lap-dogs! The best thing about giant puppy dogs... Post-pizza chatting while Piper slowly... Waiting to be fed! The fluffiest puppy. Ellen, Hans, Piper and their new Golden Retriever puppy, THE DUDE! ...and take her around the party so she could say hi to everyone. Awww. Sunday night I walked over to Ellen and Han's in the West Village... On Thursday evening I got a catch up dinner with the recently-returned to NYC bride! ...open some wedding presents! We all got to watch Ellen & Hans... Piper is not a fan of the sparklers. Ellen and Hans were in the middle... The lights came up! Ellen caught her dad shaking his rump and gave him a little... ...get a load of this guy! ...and all the pictures came out great! Ding! Ellen's got moves! ...and then Ellen and Hans made an appeal for everyone to come dance! Ellen danced with her father... Up next for marryin! Action shot! ...and Ellen got ready to throw the bridal bouquet! Cake-free faces... ..are very kissable. Nobody smashed cake into anyone's face or anything. Very well-behaved! Time for some cake-cutting! After the speeches Ellen made the rounds and did some table visiting. Caught her and the Jeet laughing about something from across the room. Got caught creeping on the bride! Out on the dance floor... ...for the first dance! Ellen gave the arm-wave signal and started herding us all inside. Two more! ...more people joined in! Each time we snapped... Congrats Ellen & Hans - I love you both! Piper leading the way! Haha. ...for that magic hour light! After giving us a little time to get our dockside drank on, the bride and groom arrived just in time... Congrats, Ellen & Hans! Can't wait to see what you guys have planned at the reception! ...send them off in a gorgeous 1960s Volvo P1600! This day was like if the wedding in November Rain had a happy ending. Haha. (You guys remember music videos, right?) Wedding Party! Wedding Party with Groom Ears. Haha. This one makes me laugh. Here we go! ...to congratulate the new couple! The love generated at the ceremony caused a warp in the space-time continuum that somehow allowed... Yay! Congrats, Ellen & Hans! It was great to watch these two get married! ...Ellen's father walked her down the aisle! Hey, are you done yet already? Wants to be on the lap again. Gorgeous! ...in order to get her make-up did! Piper got some last minute lap action, before... To Ellen & Hans! Congrats! Ellen and her mom checking out the dress! Our big day! Ellen caught wearing the "I hope my dad doesn't embarrass me" expression! Haha. Auxiliary seating area! Congrats, Ellen! ...for an Ellen & Hans'-themed dinner! Awwww. Not only was the house huge and fancy, it also had a ping pong table! Ellen & Piper gave us the tour of the grounds! These two laughing <3 Saw these guys on Monday! Hung out with these guys on Monday evening... On Sunday afternoon I biked down to the JMZ platform, met up with Ellen and we took the train out to Williamsburg to meet up with Quinn at North Brooklyn Farms . Got more details about Hans & Ellen's October wedding in Montauk Was awoken from a nap on my couch from Gurj that a crew was assembling in Union Square to get food at the Coffee Shop! I dusted the sleep from my eyes and hopped on my bike. Met up with Ellen for lunch at Sidewalk Cafe. This night was really funny all around. I definitely remember that Meredith and Sarah got into an argument about "how many other holes are there INSIDE a vagina. (3?) Quote of the night: "Do, I count my asshole as part of my vagina because it's also 'down there?' " Later in the evening I went to La Palapa party room to celebrate Karen's birthday! ...the weird commercials of soapy man-asses that you only see when the Robin Byrd Show is playing.
