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Right before we rolled into tha joint, Emily Cmeilewski showed up! Woooo! (Because, as you know, it's just not a complete Roxbury Reunion unless the EM to the EL to the E is there).
thanksgiving
November 25, 2004
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After bidding farewell to the Nerve folks (Michael Martin refused to let me photograph him) I had to pass David and Miye's new store on Elizabeth street. David pulls "Blue Steel" as I model one of their store's funny hats.
back in nyc again: part one
November 18, 2004
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Miye's making that face because she's trying really hard to resist an overwhelming urge to FUCK ME. (Seriously, that hat drives ladies cuh-razy).
back in nyc again: part one
November 18, 2004
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I decided to try to instigate and was like "Hey Mike, you should give your new friend a kiss!" Check him all ballsy bringing the "fuck you" finger out right in front of her face (also make sure to note how my hand is all smooshing his neck as I'm actually trying to get him to kiss her). Hahahah.
emily visits san francisco
October 15, 2004
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a loud, drunk asian girls in a straw party hat showed up and helped liven things up! Fuck yeah! When this girl cornered Mike D. on the stairs he was all like "Hey, this is my friend Brian! He should take some pics of us together!" Then Mike D. raised the bar from the "get a load of this guy" face and went straight for the "serruptitious fuck you fingerpiont." Classy!
emily visits san francisco
October 15, 2004
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More Good Luck from Meredith. (By the way, whose fucking hat was that anyway?)
last month in nyc: the august roundup part one
August, 2004
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...Good Luck! Ta-dah!
last month in nyc: the august roundup part one
August, 2004
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See?
the july roundup: part one
July, 2004
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Tins (wearing Grant's way too big for her hat) and Grant.
the july roundup: part one
July, 2004
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Yay, pride!
gay pride at fort tilden
June 27, 2004
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After an hour in the sun, some of the (many) treats we'd purchased on the car ride out, especially the chocolately ones, had gotten gooey. Rather than having to squirt it out of the wrapper like toothpaste, Grant decided to chill that motherfucker out in the ocean to return it to a more solid state. (Mmmmmmm....delicious Fastbreak).
gay pride at fort tilden
June 27, 2004
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June 27th is Gay Pride Day! David borrowed Miye's beach hat to show a little solidarity.
gay pride at fort tilden
June 27, 2004
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So. Fucking. Tough.
the june roundup
June, 2004
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Then Leigh tried on my rabbit fur hat (which, being a vegan, caused her to make a face like this). Who's a good sport?
the june roundup
June, 2004
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On Saturday afternoon we were going to go to the beach but then it got cloudy. So instead, we just took pictures of my roommate's "beach hat" that Leigh had planned on borrowing for the day.
the june roundup
June, 2004
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I tricked Grant into posing with the bag of marshmallows while Fatty snuck up behind and executed a flawless (and hairless!) braining. Hahahah.
the ss farley sails tonight
May 07, 2004
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...but we at least let Grant lick the tip.
the ss farley sails tonight
May 07, 2004
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...Tara in a GAY-ASS HAT! Whoops! There goes your erection! Hehe. Anybody that knows me knows that my biggest pet peave is girls in hats. Ugh, they just make me angry. Tara had stashed this in her car and meant to wear it when she picked me up at the bus station, but had forgotten about it. After we had said our goodbyes and I was walking towards the terminal she called out "Wait, wait! Brian, check me out!" and when I turned around...*shudder*...a fucking hat. (Actually it's not just a hat. It's the gayest hat to end all gay hats. It's the hat-equilalent of a unicorn co-owned by Nathan Lane and Ricky Martin.)
sxsw part two: more bands and visiting tara
March 20, 2004
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"Hey dude, that's a fresh hat! I've never seen a cowboy skull hat." "That's because I made it myself." "Wow! You made that? I can't believe it! It's like a work of art - that you can WEAR! Say, you wouldn't mind posing for a picture, would you?" Bwahahaha.
sxsw part two: more bands and visiting tara
March 20, 2004
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michael t's birthday and karaoke with scott
January 15, 2004
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But we went up to them afterwards and were talking to them and they turned out to be the nicest people in the world. (And although you can't really tell from this pic, this lady was actually pretty hot. Fatty kept nudging me and nodding over at her being like "Dude, she's so hot....and TRAAAAASHY." Yep, Fatty loves him some trashy women.)
trip to cali part 4: the circle w ranch
December 18, 2003
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Exhausted from too much driving and too many S'more, this little cowpoke decided to hit the hay.
trip to cali part 3: sf to northfork
December 15, 2003
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Then his pants. Somewhere along the lines a sailor hat, a life saver and an egg beater (yep, see it stuck down the front of his pants there?) entered the mix.
the november roundup
November, 2003
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Chris and Grant on a rock.
european vacation part 11: caves of matala.
October 26, 2003
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Just in case you were wondering where Grant scored that hat.
european vacation part 10: agia gahlini.
October 26, 2003
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Tara actually drank enough to be coerced up on stage to sing (and the hat? Well, she's from Texas, she'd probably wear that hat to church sober).
karaoke with seth
September 02, 2003
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Cowgirl Tara.
karaoke with seth
September 02, 2003
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Frank, me, and Grant.
karaoke with seth
September 02, 2003
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Grant and Tara smooching. That's Tara's signature smooch! It's almost the same one...
karaoke with seth
September 02, 2003
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Now, most of you probably don't know this about me, but I have a pinhead. No, really. I do. And I guess it doesn't look tiny because when I tell people about it, they never believe me - or at least they don't until I take someone's normal-sized hat and put it on and SHAZAM! Pinhead! Check out Matt cackling at my tiny head swimming in Grant's hat.
karaoke with seth
September 02, 2003
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Grant and Tara as the Hatsy Twins.
karaoke with seth
September 02, 2003
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At 8:59pm, just as we sat down on a bench to eat our dinner the power was finally restored to Soho and the Lower East Side (we were the last neighborhoods in all of NYC to get it restored going a whoppoing 28 hours and 28 minutes without it)! As the lights came up all around us, people everywhere were laughing and clapping and cheering and singing. Yay, power!
the nyc power blackout of 2003
August 14, 2003
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Here's my leeeetle brother Brett singing, ummmmm, a song that apparently required a gold-sequinned top hat.
karaoke with brett
August 09, 2003
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Vin tipping his hat to the t-shirt of wisdom behind him.
my 27th birthday party
August 08, 2003
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Vin, me, and Vin's hat.
my 27th birthday party
August 08, 2003
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Check out Colin! Your enjoyment of this photo just isn't fully maximized until you play The Village Peoples "YMCA" on your MP3 player in the background. (Although, "Raining Men" is a good subsitute).
the august roundup
August, 2003
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So after my lack-luster performance of "Cum on Feel Tha Noize," Colin and I headed over to Nolita Tavern where we ran into Candy and her leather hat.
the august roundup
August, 2003
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Tired.
fishing with pappi part 2
June 9, 2003
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Tireder.
fishing with pappi part 2
June 9, 2003
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Here's Kate wearing "The Hat." (She had left this in my car like 2 years ago and I found it my hatchback buried under a ton of shit.) SEXXXY!
farewell kate hill
May 24, 2002