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Frank and Liz caught in a gratuitious ass-cupping.
new year's eve
December 31, 2003
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Oh, snap. The Fatty getting his New Year's smooch on.
new year's eve
December 31, 2003
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Around 3am, with the girls getting more and more out of control, I bid Fatty and the gang farewell and headed soutwest to Tribecca.
new year's eve
December 31, 2003
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Sarah and Rob took it upon themselves to...
a karaoke christmas
December 22, 2003
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And as the night went on, the ever productive Marco was pushing things forward as well.
a karaoke christmas
December 22, 2003
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Hahaha. The Flock of Seagulls hair gets 'em everytime.
a karaoke christmas
December 22, 2003
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Me and Grant dishing some double-lovin' to the lovely Jen Ehrman.
trip to cali part 5: back to la
December 19, 2003
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Consollation kiss from the make-out spoiler.
back to back sid & buddy karaoke
November 19, 2003
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First off check out Vin's face (hahahah)! So after getting a clutch shot of Emma with the "pressed hams" move, I thought I'd continue the streak and take one of my famous "You're posing with my balls but you don't know that you are" pictures with Crazy Marni. The plan was that I'd go up to her with them out, snap a couple of shots to lull her into a false sense of security, and then turn the camera lengthwise introducing my plums into the equation. Everything was going smoothly until...
grant's surprise party
November 07, 2003
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...it was time to seal the deal with some sweet, sweet makeout.
european vacation part 20: halloween in bas vegas, baby!
October 31, 2003
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DEEEEEEEE-NIED! Doh! Holy shit, what's better than the fact that I managed to actually capture this pic? (DAMN YOU, GARLIC BREAD!)
european vacation part 14: the buddha cafe.
October 27, 2003
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After a few minutes of dancing together, Shelby said she was leaving and Tymber announced that she was going to stick around. Crisis averted, the Grizza fixed Tymber with a smoldering stare, went in for the kiss and . . .
european vacation part 14: the buddha cafe.
October 27, 2003
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Fatty gives Charlene and "Oh my god you're the fucking best" smooch.
european vacation part 4: london & ac/dc
October 21, 2003
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...she gave to a video game gun when she was in a Stussy ad! (minus the GAY hat....hahahahah).
karaoke with seth
September 02, 2003
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Grant and Tara smooching. That's Tara's signature smooch! It's almost the same one...
karaoke with seth
September 02, 2003
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Oooo-la-la, Sassoon!
cake party part four
August 27, 2003
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After hanging out with Louise three other times (all of which ended with her not getting kissed and asking me in her heavily-accented English "What eeez eee, a, how you say, faggot?") Grant finally got enough courage (read: alcohol in him) to plant a big one on her. Nicely done!
cake party part four
August 27, 2003
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This one! Karaoke duets five nights a week! Uh-oh!
two bbqs and karaoke
August 16, 2003
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I don't even know what the story is here. Is she sucking your bottom lip?
pick up lines at the ford modeling party
August 13, 2003
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...whole lotta smooching going on!
pick up lines at the ford modeling party
August 13, 2003
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...a DUDE! Right after he was done kissing her (er, his?) GIANT hand...I pulled him aside and was like "You know that Aerosmith song 'Dude, Looks Like a Lady,' right?" Grant: "Um, yeah. Why?" Me, nudging him and nodding at the girl he'd just been chatting up. At first he was all like "Nooooo way."
pick up lines at the ford modeling party
August 13, 2003
Here's a video of the kiss. It's a bummer because you have to tilt your head to the left and because you can only see the kiss clearly for one split-second when the flash goes off, but it's still totally worth watching just so you can hear that Sexual Healing by Mr. Marvin Gaye was playing on the jukebox when this all went down. Hahahaha.
my 27th birthday party
August 08, 2003
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...tongue kissed a sixty-seven year old woman.
my 27th birthday party
August 08, 2003
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For those of you not in the know, Frances is the the sixty-seven year old bar-back at Rosemary's Tavern.
my 27th birthday party
August 08, 2003
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Tara getting crowned as the "Luckiest Girl in the Whole World."
my 27th birthday party
August 08, 2003
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And informed her that as a BirthdayBoy it was my undeniable right to get a kiss. First off, I can't believe this worked. Secondly, she didn't even ask to see any proof! (It's been my birthday almost every night since. Awwww, yeah).
my 27th birthday party
August 08, 2003
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Grant kissed Louise!
the august roundup
August, 2003
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Grant and Erica.
fort tilden and sarah's roof party
July 20, 2003
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Liz giving Big Daddy some sugar.
impromtu karaoke with tracy morgan
July 11, 2003
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If any of you fellas out there are scratching your heads about us always going to The Hole (which is primarily a gay bar); here's your answer: the drinks are cheaper than the women! Here's me with karaoke superstar, Natalka.
the hole and p diddy
June 25, 2003
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Grrrrrr-reat foookin' Scott! It's Jack foookin' Wrrrrr-right, innit?
emma's 30th birthday: part one
May 21, 2003
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You get a kiss...
tuesday at sin sin
April 22, 2003
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Tara and I making fun of the pic that was taken of us the night we met at Pianos back in January.
saturday night out
April 04, 2003
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Tara, Michael and Grant.
saturday night out
April 04, 2003
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Grant also managed to get me back by conspiring with Eric to snap this pic of Eric planting one on me.
grant gets gay
March 27, 2003
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Turning around like 20 seconds later to find Grant hooking up with him. Hahahaha. *shudder*
grant gets gay
March 27, 2003
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BLAMO! We have full on tounge-in-mouth action (and I managed to get an even better shot of Timmy's overly-manicured, faux chin-line). And check out homeboy there smiling in the background. His enjoyment of the situation should've served as a forewarning...keep that guy in mind - he'll be back with a vengeance in a few...

Also, since Grant's been trying to play down this kiss like it wasn't a big deal (and brother, who can blame him?), I'd like to point something out: the flash on my camera takes approximately 20 seconds to recharge. Look at that first pic...think about my camera needing 20 whole seconds to recharge...then look at the second kiss. Got the willies yet?)
grant gets gay
March 27, 2003
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Eric and I totally set Grant up on this one: I waited with the camera ready and Eric pretending that he had to tell Grant something and then when Grant leaned in: BLAMO! (or at least that's the story that I'm supposed to tell if you know what I'm saying).
grant gets gay
March 27, 2003
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Remeber that smiley guy from the previous pic? Next thing I know, he's trying to shuck my face like a clam...
grant gets gay
March 27, 2003
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Timmy goes in for the kiss. And yo, check out that groomed neck-beard! Hotness!
grant gets gay
March 27, 2003
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Sarah Lewitinn (aka "ultragrrrl" from Spin magazine) and me later on in the evening at Lit. She's on the cusp of being famous enough to be included in the next section....
spun movie premiere party
March 06, 2003
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He practically skipped the last verse so he could scamper over and collect a kiss from le nom de son amour.
sweet ups karaoke
March 04, 2003
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Smoochy, smoochy.
random february pics
February, 2003
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Friday, later on the week, Tara and I headed out to...
end of january
January 18, 2003
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As Lauren and Tara were leaving, I was like "Wait, I have to get a picture of you!" (Ok, it was only an excuse to smooch her again, but hey, at least I can admit that). So later on in the night, Gibby gave me Lauren's email address, I sent the above three pics to Lauren and said "I don't know if you remember this, but I made out with your roommate." and it led to Tara and I dating.
end of january
January 18, 2003
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David Forman stopped by late in the evening with his brand new GIRLFRIEND!!! Whom he met on the Nerve Personals! (C'mon...where else?)
nerve and spring streets' holiday party
January 16, 2003
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And give the birthday girl a smooch.
sarah d's birthday parties
January 11, 2003
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Who loves you Big Daddy, eh? Who loves you?
sarah d's birthday parties
January 11, 2003