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After we stuff ourselves, we headed down to Siege's photo studio for a group portrait.
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Back in September of 2015, Lizzy came to my aparment to go through hundreds of my old music and nightlife photos as candidates for her then in-progress book! Five of my photos ended up making it into the final book....
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...and I was excited to see them in print! (From the night that Madonna came and DJed MisShapes....still bonkers to remember that that happenend)
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Happy Mother's Day, mom! You really do crack me up!
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I made my mom a photo collage tribute for Mother's Day and had to screenshot it and text it to her because she doesn't use the apps.
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TA-DA!
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Hahaha.
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We even managed to get them to hold a photo of them matching the first time!
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I think Dana really captured her dog nature!
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Thanks for inviting us, guys! We had an amazing time!
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Oh, and she was also really into HUNTING FUCKING BEARS ON ATVs! HAHAHA. Holy fucking shit, I wish you could've seen Ellen's face when she first saw this photo and tried to wrap her mind around the fact that it's high-school Danielle proudly standing in front of a dead bear laying across the ATV she used to go hunting. WHAT?
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...Iron Cross hub caps (with a skull in the center) and awesome "HONKY LIPS" graffiti on the passenger side, rear corner-panel. Someone paying awesome homage to...
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On Monday, Meredith and I went out to NJ to meet up with the rest of my family to attend my grandfather's funeral. After 2 long years of being in and out of the hospital and a long, slow, decline, he finally passed on. Love you, Grandpa. We miss you lots.
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It's like a photo of Peter Griffin going skiing! (PS - Remember when Fatty and I borrowed all my parents old ski gear to go skiing and it ended up looking like we were going to an 80s party in Williamsburg?)
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And soooo many great photos. Check out my parents posing for this clutch ski photo circa 88.
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Me and Brett with our dog Sam.
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...before posing for their own in front of the sunset. Hahaha.
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Her Royal Birthday Highness.
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Check out this awesome Polaroid that Cynthia took of us! It's on our apartment door. Happy 2007!
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Siege gave us all awesome, limited-edition signed prints! Fatty got this portrait of himself (that was an out-take from Fiasco's first band photo shoot that Siege did).
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As long time readers of this site know, I have a ton of bizarro-lookalikes: but the one that cracks my friends up the most, is the fact that I look quite a bit like Ellen DeGeneres. I was watching her comedy special and paused and thought I'd captured quite a likeness so I took this pic to immortalize it. Hahah.
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And here are my balls (I've got two) posing with 16 year old Jamie cold-pimping in this high school portrait! Hahahah.