a thing in 19 photos in 2013 excited showing 2013 only · show all years ...to bring in the new year at Ellen & Hans' apartment! On Friday morning I packed my bags and said farewell to the exuberant grandparents. ...like this excellent three-piece deluxe set of screen-cleaners! SCORE! Ta-da! Feasting time! She'd gotten some last minute tix through work. We stumbled on the Manhattan outpost of Smorgasburg and stopped to get our treat on. Woke up before 7am, excited to be the middle of the nature with no more rain! On the walk home, Maddy ran into her doppleganger (dapple-ganger?), Esther! ...to spend the afternoon.... Dumplings and an afternoon drinky-drink! Had a relaxing Sunday catching up with this guy. We tried a Korean place in the neighborhood. Haha. YUM! The other was an investigative journalism piece for Penthouse! "The Squirt Meister: There's a masseur in New York City who says he can provoke female ejaculation in any woman. Our lucky reporter took two volunteers to test his claim." Maddy's face. LOL. Later that afternoon, I met up with Ellen at we went to Bowery Diner (RIP!) for milkshakes. Look out, he's using performance enhancers! 
