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Here's Leila, Sid and Buddy (who's actually laying his head on her passed-out little lap.)
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Me and Sid.
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Tee-hee-hee!
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Sarah and Matt.
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The Say It Ain't So Weezer duet.
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When even the costumes failed to draw the crowd's eyes from the show Leila and her fellow make-out co-conspiritors were putting on, Matt had no choice but to pull out the nuclear weapon of karaoke moves, the "Knee Swing from the Water Pipe." Holy fucking shit.
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With Leila having left the stage to get back her make out, Sid was forced to break out the big guns in order to hold the audience's attention. That's right: COSTUME TIME! He enlisted Dan to be his lil' Meg White and represented with a kick-ass version of The White Stripes' "Fell In Love With A Girl."
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Matt & Jesse (aka - Sid & Primetime).
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Buddy & Sid enjoying the action.
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Matt and Sarah. ("Sma-sma-sma-Smoosh it real good!") Woooo.
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Uh-oh! Karaoke!
the october roundup
October, 2003
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Hahahahahahahahaha.
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Hahahaha. Grant wins for braining Matt (ps - what's with your lumpy nuts, dude? You should probably get that looked at.)
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...then over to Matt who proceeded to use it to get his Hulk-jerk on. After that, the line had pretty much been crossed and no one wanted to wear it anymore. Hulk-jerk? I mean, come on.
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This was awesome - Grant was all kneeling behing Matting making faces at him and right as I was about to take the pic, Matt realized what was going on and thrust his ass back and Grant. Hahaha.
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Hahahahah - then they teamed up to "rock out" with her butt.
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Grant and Lo (what were you guys singing, either of you remember?)
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But not nearly as happy as this picture makes me. There's too much going on for me to even write about (but I do need to at least mention Seth's gratuitious cupping of Matt's tits).
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Tara actually drank enough to be coerced up on stage to sing (and the hat? Well, she's from Texas, she'd probably wear that hat to church sober).
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Matt Lesser and Colin.
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It was super early, but I decided to pop in and say hi to Sid and Buddy in the basement. Buddy told me that he wanted to me to see if my new camera was fast enough the capture his new, "flaming hand" pyrotechnic toy. (Because, hey, pyrotechnics takes karaoke to a whole new level). Here he is...ready...
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The big "Wanted Dead or Alive" Bon Jovi finale replete with ghetto pyrotechnics (sparklers scotch-taped to the ceiling)!
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Big Daddy tearing it up with Huey Lewis' seminal "I Want a New Drug." Homeboy kicked it so hard he needed not one, but two blonde, hula-clad male dancers. Check out that face; the urgency - can't you see how much Big Daddy wants that new drug?
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After your done checking out those sweet juh-juh-juggz, make sure to check out Matt's mouth doing an impression of a wet asshole. Hahaha. Ew.
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After everyone was good and liquored up, it was time to administer the birthday spankings!
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Sid, Candy, Tara and Buddy.
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Matt and a pink leopard lady!
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Mad props to David, the only other guy there who didn't cheat and stripped all the way down to his skivvies.
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More Sid & Buddy karaoke. Sid (dressed as Siouxsie?) singing and Buddy on the inflatable axe.
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Here's the lesser-seen "sideways DLR (that's David Lee Roth, playa) kick."
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Bwa-haha.
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And I saved the best for last...check out the ghetto pyrotechnics! That's right, they took sparklers and scotch-taped them to the ceiling for the big "Wanted Dead or Alive" Bon Jovi hair-metal finale!
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Matt and Grant.
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Matt in, um, action.
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Short People Got Big Reasons to Smile.
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And for the big finale of the night, Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody!"
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What, you don't believe me? See those two smoking hot, blonde hula girls? Yeah, that's right! They got so hot and bothered by my karaoke jam that right after i was done singing they took me in the bathroom and I totally got down with both of them! So who's gay now, huh? Huh?
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...and my personal fave, Double Elton Johns!
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..."Baby's Got Back!"
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Matt and Dan as the White Stripes...
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Matt dressed up as Moby...
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...but soon enough she was rocking her hips and belting out with the best of them!
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Sweet, floor-writing, air-guitar action.
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She's got eyes of the bluest skies...
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Look! Sometimes there's even the occasional celebrity. That's Peter Reigert (he played "Boon" in Animal House, remember), up on stage to sing "Shout." (He was there because it was the wrap-party for a movie he'd just finished directing. Beverly D'Angelo [aka - Ellen Griswold *swoon*] was in the movie too and I was hoping that I'd get to dedicate a karaoke jam just for her, but she was a no-show. Bah.)
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You know what baby's got...
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On Monday, May 19th at 12:14am history was made as Sarah Lewitinn (of "Ultragrrrl" fame) finally drank enough to climb up on stage and pop her sweet, virgin karaoke cherry! She was a lil' shy at first...
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Herman in action (most likely kicking his signature rendition of Britney Spears' "Hit Me, Baby [One More Time]") with Sid and Buddy on backup.
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But oh! This is and easy one! As Axl and Slash...