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On Sunday, I headed up to the cabin with Jane Anne for the first time.
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...who needed a post-breakfast nap!
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Brett snapped this pic of my sun-snoozing with my best-bud at 4pm after a long day of walking around in the heat.
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I like to fall asleep holding Maddy like a smash-nosed football. Haha.
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...make a new travel buddy! Like this sleepy little abuela who spent most of the bus ride bouncing her tiny snoozing noggin against my shoulder. Haha. Adorable.
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OVERSLEPT! We'd stayed up way too late at Siege's birthday party the previous evening. If you're going to miss an international flight, at least have a good reason!
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Meredith snapped this pic of me fully fast asleep by 9pm. Haha.
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I couldn't even stay awake past 10pm!
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...we quietly took this photo and let him wake up on his own pretending we hadn't noticed. About 20 minutes later, we emailed him this picture. Hahahaha.
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...by promptly falling asleep on the bed like this. Photo courtesy of Meredith.
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Couch napping. Here's me doing my impression of my father "ten minutes in the future." He laughed...
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Meredith took this photo of Maddy waiting for me to wake up. Tiniest best friend ever.
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Meredith took this picture of me taking a pre-Family Night disco nap with my favorite napping buddy.
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...pretending to take a nap in the little farmer's "nap hut" he showed us. Haha. And...
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On the morning of the big day, everyone let me sleep in while they went out for breakfast. Meredith took this photo of my parents coming in to wake me up! Haha.
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Meredith took this totally embarrassing photo of me because she says I sleep like a "naked synchronized swimmer" and after years of posting totally embarrassing photos of pretty much everyone I know, I figure it's only fair that I occasionally get a taste of my own medicine. (And, also because it presented me with an opportunity to create a new photo-tag called "man ass."). Happy June 2007!
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Kent was sleepy from too many ribs and took a lil' nappy-nap on the way home.
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Dance for me! Dance I say!
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I stayed awake for the first leg of the journey, but crashed out on the airport floor during our layover in Atlanta.
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OMG, this photo makes me LOL on so many levels. I love how Grant's covering his mouth. That's because he knows that if he makes so much as a peep, I'll spring awake with the quickness and swat him right in the bean bag. I also love this photo because it looks like I'm dead and I can already envision my own funeral where my friends will be pulling this same exact bullshit next to my open-casket. (And Meredith will probably be the accomplice that takes the photo. Just like she did here!)
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...guess who decided to sneak over and brain me!
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...falling asleep! Apparently, the penalty for falling asleep is to suffer the indignity of having little toys put over your nipples...
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I tried to take a little nap but kept getting fucked with by Grant and Meredith.
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Two more hours later and I'm conked the fuck out. Meredith managed to slyly sneak my camera out of my pocket to capture me in all my gape-mouthed glory.
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...and then when I fell asleep Meredith (apparently) combed my hair into a mohawk. Hahah.
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This pic pretty much sums up how I spent the next two days. Passed out on the beach with a book on my lap.
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Meredith snapped this pic of me enjoying my newly-unpacked bedroom.
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Many of you don't know this, but I smoke when I nap.
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...paid back for all my braining. (This is the worst girls can do? Sheee-it, sign me up! I usually have to give a stranger a dollar to get this!)
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Meredith caught me taking a turkey nap on the couch.
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Pasty guy on the beach! Pasty guy on the beach!
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Exhausted from trouncing Meredith at Scrabble (yet again! 3-0, baby!) I hit the towel for a nizzap.
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Hahaha. And then made faces at me in my sleep. (That's ok, I make faces at her pretty much EVERY NIGHT while she's sleeping).
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I passed the fuck out and Meredith took pics of my sleeping double chin.
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...then I conked the fuck out so Meredith could take some more pics mocking me in my sleep.
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The mover's had already come and taken all of my stuff (to California!). Meredith was out of town for the weekend and was nice enough to lend me her apartment.
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Afterwards, we hit the park where I quickly lapsed into a hamburger-induced slumber. (Yo, check out my "haven't shaved in two days" dirtstache. Suh-weet.)
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I made the mistake of falling asleep and got royally brained by Grant (who gets extra points for braining me while also "showing stem." Steep.)
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...and I woke up just in time to thwart Grant's attempt to put his balls near my face.
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I'm such a lightweight - nothing makes me sleepier than having a few beers in the afternoon. Not wanting to be at anything less than full capacity for our big night touring Essex's finest nightclubs (ok, ok and also wanted to spend some more QT with Gemma's fragrant pillow...mmmmm, Gemma), I opted to take a quick nap. Somebody snuck in (the Fatty, I think) and managed to grab this pic (which is one of the few pics on the site of a person sleeping that doesn't also have someone's genitalia in close proximity to their face).
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Fatty managed to snap a pic of the Grizza and I in a golden slumber before we got some breakfast and hit the road. (Luckily he wasn't there to capture the Golden Shower that had gone on a few minutes earlier).
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3:41pm (Time Elapsed With No Sleep: 25h 11m). After lunch we got to the gate with about 20 minutes to spare before our boarding call which I figured was the perfect chance to finally chance to catch a quick nap. Right after Fatty took this picture, both he and Chris fell asleep and we almost missed our flight! We woke up just in time to catch the last boarding call.
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What's better than this photo? Everytime I was about to nod off, Tara would lean in all close to my ear and and make really quiet "dragon noises."
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And then, well, shit you knew it was coming. Lucky for me the drawstring on his shorts is almost completely obscuring his bitsy ballsack.
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Right after we got there, Tara and conked the fuck out. Nappity nap time for Tiny-T and Big-B.
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Also, try to keep in mind that it's like 95 degrees outside. As our office started heating up (no AC, remember?), I decided to lay down and take a nap and wait for the power to come back on. I must've fallen into a deep sleep, because Grant managed to brain me pretty good. He loses points for not having my face in the pic, tho. (Thank god).
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This picture's called "Why You Shouldn't Fall Asleep When Grant Has Your Camera."
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And then while I was taking a nap his shadow molested me.