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We met up at 6pm at our traditional meeting place of "the cardboard boxes filled with ?????"
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Later that evening I realized that Maddy had been catching and eating more mice when she calmed walked up next to me and then vomited tiny spine bones. GROSS!
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Not a very complicated circuit but....Patent Pending! lololololol
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I love dubious technology claims. The company Quwave claimed they had a "emf cancelling scalar wave machine." I decided to buy one and take it apart.
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Meanwhile the audience was ripe with...
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Yes! (Take the time to check out some of the crowd reactions. Worth it!)
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One of the window displays had "ironic" 80s metal looks. Holy shit, getting old is weird.
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Had a crazy travel day. Flight was delayed and they landed in Washington DC instead of NYC. Took a train from DC, but then there was a bomb scare and the train stopped in Trenton. Ended up taking a cab from Trenton for $170!
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Thy are every bit as creepy and weird as people say they are!
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Made sure to check out the crazy apocalyptic murals at the infamous Denver Airport when I landed.
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On my 40th birthday, I woke up to the best gift I could ask for: A text from my mother, who is learning how to text. This means that I receive excellent (and cryptic!) texts like:

"HAPPY 40TH BIRTHDAY!
wow, still cannot believe
it...
you and Curtis Jackson
50 cents share the date

talk to you later...

XOX

" I read this outloud and it makes me laugh every single time. Who knew my mom was such a fan?
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Surprised to see this guy in the mix, but there you go.
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...and some wtf! Sleeping on the clit?
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SHOW ME WHAT U GOT
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I feel like they were designed by Rick & Morty fans or something. Lol.
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Actually, I stand corrected. This hand-blown DRAGON BOWL is the one more-expensive item in their store. Pretty sweet, though. $749.99? WORTH IT!
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DON'T HUG ME I'M SCARED.
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...the super-trippy....
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And if that wasn't enough of a mind-melter...
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...then I followed up by watching...
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Spent Monday watching hours of vids on Randy Powell's Intro to Vortex Based Mathematics.
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Stayed up super late listening to The Higherside Chats and resting my new wand on my face. Hahah.
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All the money they save on shelves goes right into their deeply discounted merch!
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Go nicknack shopping in stores like this!
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Who likes crazy YouTube vidz more than me? Started Saturday morning off strong with a solid video on NLP techniques in the media. (Hannity's always throwing up sixes!)
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...and I picked up some sunscreen and a hat! This was the best of the bunch, if you can believe it!
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...be like. Whaaaat?
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Ok you're weird.
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As my phone slowly replaces an actual camera, you're probably going to be seeing more and more of weird stuff I screenshot on my phone. Like this 7 of diamonds pose. YOU'RE WELCOME.
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...and watched this guy walk his CAT ON A LEASH in a tree! Haha.
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I love learning about human space travel! Did you know that with the exception of the 6 Apollo missions (that all happened during the Nixon administration) where we sent humans 240,000 miles into space and back that the furthest humans have been from the surface of the earth is 853 miles and that record was set in 1966? (The international space station we visit today is 270 miles from earth).

So here's a quick recap of the furthest distances traveled by humans in space by year:
1966: 853 miles
1969: 240,000 miles
2018: 270 miles

I'm sure we're going to Mars in Tesla space-cars any day now though.... (Learn more about LOW EARTH ORBIT)
the february roundup
February, 2016
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I also bought these awesome Indian Clubs! They look like bowling pins, but these clubs have 2 lb weights in the end and you swing them around with your arms to help strengthen your shoulders and arms! Spend the afternoon watching videos of other, fellow weirdos swinging these around!
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It's a thoracic pivot! You put it on the floor and lay down on it so it's between you're shoulder blades so you can crack your own thoracic vertabrae at home! A+!
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First up? This teardrop shaped piece of hard rubber!
Follow along at home with the favorite internet weirdo of your choice!