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...Hotshotz libido booster...
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Goodies included Cum Kleen wipes...
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This Heimlich chart sorta skirts the rated-R line, no?
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...I think of Leigh! Haha.
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On Friday morning, I opened the door to my office and was hit in the face by a wall of steam! The radiator valve had somehow gotten turned and the tiny room was like being inside of a cloud.
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I thought it was The Onion at first.
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2001's Sashimi Tabernacle Choir! "Sporting over two hundred and fifty computer controlled lobsters, bass, trout, catfish and sharks, the Choir performs a repertoire ranging from pop tunes to classical opera."
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Personal fave.
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After eating, we admired all of the fine fantasy weapons available for purchase in the gift shop.
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Local papers are awesome. Front page news = "Picnic a comfortable way for new students to feel welcome." Complete with "Man on trial in rape case" leering at the kids enjoying their comfortable picnic.
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Hey, you guys aren't partying down there are you?
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Whoa! See?
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They also had shirts that were basically a test to see if your parents are paying attention.
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Ever seen Coming to America? This is like the real-life McDowell's. Haha.
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BROKEN TOENAIL, NOOOOOOOO!
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While waiting for the subway to arrive, we spied upon the tracks the remnants of what looked like, an interesting night, to say the least.
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Georgi, getting the job done!
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...so here's a better pic! (Cicada maybe?)
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TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU!
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On Wednesday afternoon I moved a painting in our living room and found that someone who had been in our apartment in the last two years had secreted away a mystery bag of drugs and/or anthrax. (Turned out to be the former, btw.)
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Gurj and I peeped ourselves some new roadside headgear while we were gassing up.
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"YOU WILL BE RECEIVING A LOVELY NEW SWEATER FOR CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR."
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Tempting offer.
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...Marco Monkeybody!
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Kneeling into your boots is never not-funny. Hey, it's Timmy Tinylegs...
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Just hanging out on the beach twirling my umbrella. You know how I do.
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Stranger passed out in a park! 10 POINTS!
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Admiring the quality workmanship in the back stairwell at work.
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Dogs are so illiterate.
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This is a picture of the birthday cake that Pauline (Grant's mom!) was given by her friends. She owns a salon and offeres bikini waxes (along with many other services) but her friends decided to make her a birthday cake about waxing! Hahaha. UNBELIEVABLE!
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They also had Rodney Dale, co-author of The Manna Machine and breast-illustrating extraordinaire.
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With hair like that, you know you're getting THE REAL story.