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When I got home, I saw this one the interwebs.

"Moscow-based art-collective, Voina painted a penis on the Liteiny Bridge in St Petersburg. Evading and fighting off security, the 65-metre high image was completed just before the bridge opened, as it does each evening to let ships pass through. The penis "erected", directly facing the St Petersburg headquarters of the FSB, the KGB's successor. The group called the artwork Dick Captured by KGB." - From The Independent

I woke up early the next morning and went to Paris for the week!
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Not managing to find death on this particular corner, he bravely trudged on through the now-waist-deep water to search for his demise elsewhere.
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Strange, checkered column supporting the staircase.
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...and sitting around with this guy having late-night talks about life. (Later in night, while I was sound asleep, the bus driver had to brake quickly and it caused the fruit basket Jon is resting his arm on to fall upon my head!)
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They are strange.
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Got to see Leo Tanguma's "conspiracy murals" in the Denver Airport.
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Usually I take a photo of the TV so I remember what I was watching but I have no idea what this is!
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House music is Alive (inside of this Governor's Island Porta-Potty)!
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Oh, you know just a relaxing Tuesday night at home using my new body atlas to help me find ass-knots with my weirdo cane. You?
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CLEVELAND ROCKS!
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I don't think she would've have approved of the artwork in the men's room! Mons pubis to bellybutton chipshot. Scandaleux!
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Hotel portrait shenanigans. Haha.
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Welcome to Cleveland! You have now arrived in a city where apparently these two things go together.
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We kept imaging him waking up to see a stone face wearing his own glasses and laughing SO HARD.
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Here's a close-up of whatever it was.
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...creepy Obama mannequin in the driver's seat.
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Pickup flatbed as political stage complete with...
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Tony Alamo
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Neighborhood detritus: cult track & an empty can of Ensure.
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Wild.
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Bought weird black-colored water that had fulvic acid in it.
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Hahaha.
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...and other important things like this sketch for a Halloween "cape" that hides a sneaky disguise on the inside. The wearer can squat down, reach their arms behind and pull the cape apart to reveal a hidden disguise secreted away inside that allows them to pull a garbage bag around and over themselves transforming the wearer into what looks like a giant Hefty bag filled with trash! Then when someone walks by, you can jump up and scream "I'M NOT TRASH!" Urban ghillie suit!
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Even when you win, you lose. (Incidentally, the face I'm making here is the same one I made each year when the elementary school photographer told me to "smile" for my class photo. Haha).
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...2pm bus back to NYC where our nearby seatmate demonstrated some serious home-brewed innovations in iPad glare-reduction!
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Apparently Feech La Manna traveled back in time to prevent 1950s New Jersey from being overrun by wolves.
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I take a lot of photos to jog my memory and remind me what I was up to on that day. Sometimes though, I take photos and have NO IDEA what they are about. Like this one. Ummm, heating up some water at 6pm?
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Lutz Bacher
Big Boy, 1992
Fabric, stuffing, fake fur, paint
114 x 46 x 24 inches
Unique
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...disturbing. HELP ME!
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While waiting in line for the ferry, we spotted something slightly...
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The LifeStraws I ordered arrived.
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One of these guys is doing his own thing!
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...magnetizing my own water. The usual.
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Oh you know, just buying some magnetic sand...
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Halfway through our meal we had a little visit from whatever this terrifying half-spider half-scorpion thing this is.
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We retired to our room and dreamt puppy-dreams under our babushka-dolphin swimming-in-the-clouds light-fixture.
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While we were waiting to board the ferry, there was a brush fire in the hills in the distance that we watched grow larger and larger.
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On the walk home we met these really drunk English guys who had both gotten their hair braided and one of them got a henna Mike Tyson face-tattoo! Excellent!
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Walking Maddy later that evening, I spotted this new matte-black Lenco Bearcat parked in the NYPD garage on my block.
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...Rubano's masterful sound-dampening technique. Nice.
While out walking around, I spotted a weird flying object and filmed this video of it. (I submitted it to EVGrieve - there were Occupy Wall Street marches going on and the consensus is that I probably filmed an NYPD drone)