The December Roundup: Part Two


Here are all of my holiday pics from the end of December 2006!

Wednesday, December 20th

ellen s, katie
On Wednesday night a whole bunch of us went over to Ellen Stagg's apartment for her annual Secret Santa party! Here's Katie and Ellen getting ready to kick off the gift giving!
amanda, fatty
Amanda and Fatty!
meredith
Meredith chose the giant Chinese Take-Out box that ended up being filled with...
meredith
...a bunch of Adams magic tricks! Oh man, I remember when I was little there was a store in the mall that had an entire rack of Adams products, and every time I went to the mall with my parents I'd spin that rack and dream about how AWESOME my life would be if I could buy them. (If my memory of the packaging serves correctly, Meredith is showing off a bottle of disappearing ink, a package of those pellets that you light on fire and they make ash-snakes, and a fake packet of Juicy Fruit that snaps your finger when you try to take a piece!)
amanda
Amanda got a deck of cards!
This lady got a big brown stick with a ribbon on it!
me
I forgot what I got! (All I know is that it was no where near as good as Meredith's grab-bag of gags).
bag ˆ me
ellen s, meredith
Meredith and Ellen!
amanda
Amanda posing with the girl who ended up getting the crazy-shaped mystery present! Everyone was stumped and was dying to see what was inside!
carol
Carol scored the other awesome "variety bag" present. A bottle of HBO Rome-themed wine, gingerbread men cookies, a little chocolate doo-hickey, and most-randomly, a copy of the Sex Advice From... book with a photo of Leigh on the front that I shot the cover for!
ellen s, fatty
Hahaha. I love this photo! Fatty posing with a teeny tiny noodie photo of Ellen from way back in the day.

Friday, December 22nd

ellen
On Friday night I went over to Sarah's for dinner and I brought along the "Pasture Pals" Christmas present that Meredith had picked out for Ellen. Look at that smile! Can you tell how much she liked it?
Then we ate the awesome dinner that Sarah cooked! Check out Monkey standing up like a weird muppet-person trying to get herself some delicious gnocchi!
ellen
Mmmmmmm...mission accomplished!
best ˆ dogs ˆ food ˆ monkey ˆ tongue ˆ ellen

Saturday, December 23rd

amy b, brett, dad, mom
On Saturday afternoon, Meredith and I took the train out to my parents house in NJ so that we could spend Christmas with my fam! I brought along the Wii so that the whole family could play (which we ended up doing for hours on end). Here's my mom and brother getting ready to square off in tennis. But before they played, we decided that we all needed to...
family ˆ videogames ˆ wii ˆ amy b ˆ brett ˆ dad ˆ mom
mom
...create Miis! Here's my mom's Mii!
dad
Here's my dad's Mii!
brett
My brother's Mii!
amy b
Amy's Mii!
me
And my Mii! Hahaha.
mii ˆ videogames ˆ wii ˆ me
brett, mom
And then it was on like Donkey Kong! My mom's real-world tennis skills gave her an early advantage - but after two or three games, Brett's video-tennis skills kicked in and he dominated!
mii ˆ tennis ˆ videogames ˆ wii ˆ brett ˆ mom

Sunday, December 24th

uncle walt
On Christmas Eve my family drove down to South Jersey to attend the Birds' annual holiday party. Ann and Walt Bird are my Great-Uncle and Great-Aunt! Here's Uncle Walt who I've always thought looks a lot like the father from the movie A Christmas Story.
Party people in the house!
mom
My mom with my Walt and Ann's friend who I totally love (but whose name I forget. Awww.).
me, meredith
Me (in a holiday sweater!) and Mer.
us ˆ me ˆ meredith
amy b, brett
Amy and Brett!
meredith
Later that night, my brother, my dad and Meredith all disappeared from the party. I found them out in the backyard, shaking their tail feathers in the birdbath...
brett, dad
...and smoking! (My brother and my dad are twins!). We hung out for a few minutes laughing about how it was only a matter of time before...
mom
...our mom (who HATES smoking) figured out where we'd all disappeared to. And sure enough, a few minutes later, she found us! Hahaha.
meredith
Later that night, we drove back to my parent's house and we found that our stockings had been stuffed! Meredith even has a stocking with her name on it! (Translation: My mom loves Meredith).
amy b
Amy opening one of her stocking-stuffer presents. (Socks).
meredith
Meredith opening one of her stocking-stuffer gifts. (Scratch-off lottery tickets).
brett, mom
Then it was time to head to the living room and open some presents! (It's a long-standing tradition in my house that we open presents that night before Christmas - it was a tradition born when my parents realized that this was a better alternative than my brother and I waking them up at 5am in order to unwrap our loot!).
dad
Dad showing off a present!
dad
New golf shoes!
meredith
Meredith showing off her card (from me).
amy b
Amy showing off a cookbook about different ways you can fry potatoes...which probably means it was a gift from my fried-food-loving brother. Nice!
brett
It's like giving a present and getting a present at the same time!

Monday, December 25th

amy b, aunt elaine, brett, grandma, grandpa, mom, uncle wayne
The next day a bunch of relatives came to our house for Christmas dinner. Clockwise from bottom left: Grandpa, Grandma, Uncle Wayne, mom, Aunt Elaine, Amy and Brett. Meredith and I = TOTALLY CROPPED OUT! Thanks, dad! Haha.
zoe
Zoe the dog getting ready to open her gift!
dogs ˆ gift ˆ zoe
zoe
Mmmmm....box.
dogs ˆ gift ˆ zoe

Tuesday, December 26th

dad, elyse, uncle bruce
The day after Christmas, we drove way down to south Jersey (by Philly) to have dinner with my dad's brother and his family. Here's my dad with his brother Bruce and Bruce's girlfriend Elyse.
amy b, brett, chris b, meredith, mom, steve b
Another holiday dinner! Clockwise from left: My cousin Chris, mom, Amy, Brett, Amanda, my cousin Steve and Mer. (If I remember correctly, this is right before we all got into a big discussion about global warming - because my cousin Chris, who is a consultant for oil companies, doesn't believe it's real. Or that if it is, it's just part of a natural cycle and has nothing to do with humans burning pretty much the ENTIRE oil supply that took x years to develop in just the last 100-odd years. Hmmm....)
brett, me
My Uncle Bruce is a gadget guy - he always has the latest toys! He'd recently gotten a new plasma flatscreen so my dad was only too happy to take Bruce's older HDTV off his hands...and Brett and I were the lucky ones who got to carry the 300lb monster down the stairs...
tv ˆ brett ˆ me
...and out to my dad's truck.

Tuesday, December 26th

meredith
On Tuesday Meredith and I came home to NYC and found that one of my presents to her had arrived while we were gone. A sweet-ass Rat Crossing mug that I'd noticed on her Amazon wish list. Heheh.

Wednesday, December 27th

When someone you love is going through a tough time, you gotta be there with hugs, ridiculously bad-for-you food and lotsa booze. Some random Cheesecake Factory out in New Jersey seemed like a good place for the healing to begin.
alexis, greg k, leigh, sarah, sean d
Sean, Sarah, Greg, Alexis, Leigh and in the center of the table, deep-friend macaroni and cheese balls!
greg k, sarah
We ordered waaaaay too much food...
alexis, leigh
...and totally ended up getting like five doggy bags that were FILLED with leftovers.
me
Fried macaroni makes my stomach feel like this.
sean d
Deep-fried avocado egg rolls (!!!) make Sean's heart feel like this.
sarah
Deep-fried crispy taquitos make Sarah smile (albeit with a wonky-eye)! Hahaha.
After getting our food and drink on, we headed to the nearest townie bar and proceeded to get shit-canned! Townie bars in NJ pretty much rule. Drinks are like $3....
...and they always sell cigarette brands you've never heard of. "Full Flavored" Gold Coast! Mmmm, mmmm!
alexis, leigh, sarah, scott m
$3 drinks + Full Flavored Cigarettes = Pictures like this.
leigh, me, sarah
Hahaha.

Friday, December 29th

meredith, sean d
On Friday night Meredith and I went out and we ended up getting drunk with Sean...
me, sarah
...and Sarah!
There was butt-crack.

New Year's Eve!<br />Sunday, December 31st

me, meredith
For New Year's Eve, Meredith and I went to a party...
nye ˆ us ˆ me ˆ meredith
...at Apt 3a!
vince
We had just arrived and were just settling when we realized it was midnight! Happy New Year!
Woooo! Happy New Year!
ellen, joe
Bromance! Happy New Year!
hug ˆ ellen ˆ joe
me, meredith
Kisses! Happy New Year!
kiss ˆ nye ˆ me ˆ meredith
sarah
Happy New Year, Sarah and Monkey!
cute ˆ dogs ˆ monkey ˆ nye ˆ sarah
ellen
Happy New Year, Ellen!
jenny penny
No, Happy New Year to you, Jenny Penny!
karen, vince
Happy New Year, squinty Vince and Karen!
bella
Happy New Year, Bella! Party on!
The rest of the night was pretty mellow.
brandon, me
I bro-ed down with Brandon...
...got down on the accordion...
me
...and laughed about the lipstick graffiti in the bathroom (Totally true, BTW!).
ollie, shruti
Happy New Year, Shruti and Ollie!
karen
The next thing I knew, it was after 3am and the party was winding down!
brandon, sarah
No more! No more! Goodnight!
meredith
I found Meredith hiding in one of the bedrooms snuggled up in a bathrobe and figured it was time to head home! Happy 2007, everyone!

3 comments

  • staceyapril 14, 2008

    OK, tell Sarah that Monkey needs her own calendar or something... she's like a little grizzled old man trapped in the body of a cute little dog. Ridiculously adorable combination. Also, the tiny darth thing made me laugh hysterically out loud here at the Starbucks. You're embarassing me!

  • robapril 15, 2008

    The pictures with the family Miis made me laugh, as my fiancee's favorite part of the Wii is making detailed Miis, including making people stand next to the TV for up to 30 minutes so she can get them perfectly.

    I'd also love to know what Ellen's Secret Santa rules were. I'm always trying to change it up every year.

  • rrapril 25, 2008

    Great post. Although the Adams pack = Rattlesnake Eggs. Not the light-on-fire-and-fuck-up-the-sidewalk snakes.

    (Big Adams Gag Fan, too.)

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