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leigh72
me64
sarah49
meredith31
!dj30
geordon29
!prom29
!strangers25
!dance24
!crowd19
grant19
!drunk16
!kiss16
susan15
catrinel13
sarah h13
!secret room13
amy k12
!best12
!boobs12

misshapes — First stop in Manhattan was to say high to Leigh at the MisShapes party at the Tribecca Grand.

misshapes — Soon after I bid farewell to the little troublemaker and Amy and I headed cross-town to meetup with...

misshapes — Suddenly Amy was looking at Leigh in a whole new light.

misshapes — "Then why don't you snuggle on up and rub yourself all over the ruffles? Yeah, that's it. Like that."

misshapes — ...MisShapes. Hahah.

misshapes — Shhhhh! Ruffles!

misshapes — Sarah resisted at first...

misshapes — Hey, if the birthday boy wants to lick your face there's not really much you can do about it other than smile.

misshapes — ...MisShapes.

misshapes — Hairtwins Susan and Leigh.

misshapes — Tinny's face pretty much says it all.

misshapes — Camouflage Tinny.

misshapes — Josh and Sarah.

misshapes — Leigh, Sarah and Charlene.

misshapes — Leigh shows off how to stop a run in your stockings while looking like a bloody-kneed goth at the same time.

misshapes — Smellsgood, Michael, Sarah and Karen.

misshapes — Smellsgood Gina (looking all goth in this photo).

misshapes — Meredith and Nina.

misshapes — Happy Birthday!

misshapes — And we celebrated Geordan's birthday!

misshapes — Where I was re-united with lil' Leigh (aka - The Tinny) who I hadn't seen for almost 14 days. Hahaha.

misshapes — After Leigh was done interrogating this girl's friend to make sure he really knew her and this wasn't a rohypnol date rape gone awry, we left our sleeping princess in his good hands.

misshapes — Seriously, who loves posing with drunk strangers more than us? (Ps - Check out Grant's "modern dance" legs. It's a nice touch, don't you think?)

misshapes — ...clearly the LBJ (that's the Little Baby Jesus to you) had heard our prayers and made this drunk girl pass out on the pavement right outside of the party so we could document my last evening in town with some apropo fanfare! (Thanks for looking out for us, Big Guy).

misshapes — Ok, and this one too.

misshapes — Amy and Grant getting silly on the couch in the back. (I love this photo so much.)

misshapes — Who knew Grant's hat could so quickly transform Tinny into Debbie Gibson? (PS - Hey Tins, are you even old enough to remember Debbie Gibson? Hahahah).

misshapes — Amy gets pensive while Leigh and I work at having chimp lips.

misshapes — Soon after arriving I snuck into the back office to grab this little fucker (who does she think she is always hiding out in the back?).

misshapes — Awwww.

misshapes — Where we met up with Amanda (seen here in a super-rare sans-glasses photo!) and Grant.

misshapes — Goodnight.

misshapes — Geordon and Leigh.

misshapes — Gay boys like me.

misshapes — Taking a page from Slash's book. Noice.

misshapes — Elliot (from The Five O'Clock Heroes) and his friend.

misshapes — Ryan and Amy hitting the dance floor.

misshapes — Awwww, close up of the Tins.

misshapes — Meredith shows off her hot pink bra while Amy does a little arm tastin.

misshapes — Me absolutely nailing Brother Lawrence with a flawlessly executed "get a load of this fugging guy."

misshapes — Geordon.

misshapes — Careful my friend - get too close and your neck will look like it got into a fight with a pool cue.

misshapes — Karen shows off some of her hickey handiwork.

misshapes — Leigh and Michael skulking in the corner.

misshapes — Sarah looks cute while Greg does the creepiest impression of a lizard I've ever seen.

misshapes — Me and schweaty Ryan.

misshapes — Sarah and Meredith copping a feel up Karen's thigh.

misshapes — Hahaha. Check out schlemo in the background waving a fistfulla bills.

misshapes — Amy, Doug and MLE.

misshapes — Meanwhile, Meredith was getting fresh and frisky with her friend Shelley in the corner.

misshapes — I'm not sure I handed my camera over to at this point but as you'll be able to see over the next few pics, they managed to grab some clutch snaps. I didn't even know I was capable of making a face like this. (Check out Leigh in the background losing her shit. Hahaha).

misshapes — Sarah and Meredith.

misshapes — "I don't care if you're hiding a dragon in your shirt, you're still gonna get some hot-dog-in-the-bun action on the dancefloor."

misshapes — Know what I'm saying? (The best part of this photo is Meredith holding onto Sarah's hand like she needs some support).

misshapes — Ryan making faces at himself.

misshapes — Oliver, Ryan and some other guy.

misshapes — Me covering my nips. (Trying to keep it PG, I mean kids read this site).

misshapes — Awwww.

misshapes — And um, this photo is Leigh riding Greg cowboy style on the dancefloor.

misshapes — Breaking all the straight boys' hearts!

misshapes — Riverdance sassiness!

misshapes — Greg K crossing the dancefloor with his patented "two-fist choo-choo." "Wooooo! Wooooo!"

misshapes — Ryan tearing up the dancefloor with his patented "Irish Jig."

misshapes — Late night outside. Tinny getting sad because we realized with my impending move to San Francisco just ten days away, this was my 2nd to last Misshapes attendance (or so we thought at the time! Doh!). But that doesn't mean that she wasn't wishing me...

misshapes — ...Good Luck! Ta-dah!

misshapes — Leigh and Michael Goodstein (he hate me!)

misshapes — Awwww, lookee, lookee! It's my two most favoritest lady photobloggers, Meredith and Amy K. Hey Amy, nice face.

misshapes — Later Saturday night I went over to Misshapes. Here's me chilling in the back office with the Tinnz.

misshapes — Bwa-hahahahahaha. No caption could make this picture any better. Period.

misshapes — Amy checking out Meredith's porno rizzump.

misshapes — Back inside over at the bar, I caught smarty-pants dodgeball.com founder Dennis Crowley trying to lay the mack down on this girl.

misshapes — Cat and Sarah Harrison.

misshapes — Moving to San Francisco in less than twenty days. (What the fuck was I thinking?)

misshapes — Same picture, but this time someone managed to sneak in a crafty 'FUCK YOU, BIRTHDAY BOY" finger into the mix.' Hahaha.

misshapes — Amy and Meredith dancing up a storm (with Dolph Lundgren's son?).

misshapes — Emily, Charlene and me.

misshapes — Me and Geordon.

misshapes — Hillary and Tiff showing off their bendiness.

misshapes — Grant was jumping up and down and I managed to capture this clutch action shot.

misshapes — John Roche (who I went to Keystone Jr. College with back in '95!!!) even showed up with a friend. Although once we got a look at how crowded it was inside he was like "Uh, happy birthday dude. Maybe we can hang out some other time?"

misshapes — ...and some dolphin/peace sign fake tattoo arm bands to go with my pendand "Just to make it easier for me to fit in." Hahaha.

misshapes — Leigh got me both seasons of The Office on DVD...

misshapes — Hillary and Tiffany.

misshapes — So this handsome feller here is Pete. On this night, it was his job to stamp everyone's hand as they entered the party. Eveything was going smoothly until my friend Sarah D. showed up with some prissy French dude she was dating at the time who didn't refused to have his hand stamped. Pete was like "C'mon dude, just give me your hand, you're blocking the doorway and holding up the whole line." Again, he refused. And Pete was like "What's the problem, just give me your hand!" The French guy was like "I have important meetings, I can't have some stamp on my hand!" Pete was like "Homeboy, just give me your hand." The French guy got angry and indignant and started getting in Pete's face saying "Don't you know who I am?" Pete, apparently not knowing who he was went ahead and gave him a stamp...

misshapes — I even got my photo (with Marissa!) on the flier for next week's party!

misshapes — Jen and Rebecca.

misshapes — After James was finished, John took over on the turntables and turned the mutha out.

misshapes — Meredith and Amy K. throwing down with the birthday boy.

misshapes — Smells-good Gina (with two of her friends) looked so good she made Grant cry. Hahah.

misshapes — Misshapes kids on the decks laying down fat beats for the...

misshapes — After a few (or more) drinks at Cherry Tavern, we headed right out to karaoke.

misshapes — Neil (who, just so you know, is the current Nugget Eating Champ of the World) leans in to check out to what degree the guy is passed out. Verdict: Out Fucking Cold.

misshapes — Ok, ok. I'm sure all of you have probably seen all these photos already either on the Misshapes site or back when it appeared in Vice, but for any of you who may not have see it, here's the story: I was texting with Dennis Crowley's little brother Jonathan on Saturday night and I invited him and his buddy Neil to Misshapes. They showed up late night and after vetoing the too-packed dance floor upstairs, we decided to hang in the back room downstairs where we discovered this sleeping prince.

misshapes — And then I gave her a creepy hug.

misshapes — Out on the dancefloor, I ran into Genie Lee!

misshapes — And special lap-guest, Geordon!

misshapes — ...who else? The Tinny!

misshapes — Then we decided it was time to play everyone's favorite game: DRUNK GUY JENGA! The rules are simple, each person takes a turn placing any object within reach on the passed out person. If you wake them up, you lose!

misshapes — Jonathan went for ye olde white ass in the face.

misshapes — Sticking to tradition, J.Cro and I started going head to head to see who could take the best (read: most embarrassing) picture.

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