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Before we'd even left the park, Cat managed to charm a stranger into letting her push a baby in stroller. 10 POINTS!
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...to visit with Fatty, Marina and new, baby Henry! Dave shows off a fancy, new one-armed hold!
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(Clearly has no idea what he's doing.)
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Nice to meet you, Henry!
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Dave even took the time to dress Henry up in a Nasty Magic onesie!
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On Sunday we headed out to Brooklyn to see Marina and Dave and meet two-week old Henry for the first time!
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The waves were working super early in the morning. After the tide went out, we went back to sleep and then got up around noon...
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Amanda, Mer and Pepper.
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...and their brand new, two-week-old baby girl!
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While I was sitting there, two guys showed up with upright basses and started playing together. They were both using bows and making haunting, mournful, beautiful sounds and a man wandered over holding his newborn son and was holding him up into the sound. All while reading a book about learning to let go and get lost in life moment to moment. Call it the reason I live here.
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I even got a smile!
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The brought along their beautiful daughter, Lila!
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Hey kid - this guy was legendary as an uncle. Can't wait to see how awesome he is as a pop pop!
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Bruce and Lila.
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On Friday afternoon, Bruce, Elyse, Chris and Jen came over.
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I remember this one! Photo of a baby in a hat! 10 POINTS!
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Meredith's brother Andrew, his wife Anna, and Cooper, the birthday boy!
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Aw.
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Cooper and Mer.
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So cute.
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Cooper with his Great Aunt Duffy.
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Graffiti on the subway platform advertisements transformed this baby-holding marathoner into a pirate-feminist-anarchist. PIRATE POWER!
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Meredith hugging a baby with beautiful blue eyes.
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...Ellen's friend Terry! None of us really knew Terry that well - so after he found the baby in his piece of cake, people started explaining to him that since he was THE KING, everyone at the party would have to obey his every command or face PARTY BANISHMENT!
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That's right! It's Joey and Lorelei with their recently-arrived munchkin, Elliette. Hahaha. This pics makes me smile every time I see it.
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Uncle Fatty getting to know Lydia.
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Hahaha.
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The Picarazzi Family! Frank, Liz and Baby Lydia!
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Lydia rocking out with her headphones. Congrats, Liz and Frank!
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Papa Frank and Grant!
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Grant and Baby Lydia.
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On Saturday afternoon, Grant and I went out to Brooklyn to meet Frank and Liz's newborn daughter, Lydia! Here she is with Papa Frank!
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Awwwww!
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Around 5pm, we said farewell to the brand new Mr. & Mrs. Feeney (and spawn!) and then packed up our stuff and headed to the airport to catch our flight back to NYC! Congrats again, you three! Thanks for having us!
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Awwww, who's the cutest baby in the world?
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Lucy was so cute and charming that she even won over Meredith (who doesen't really like babies all that much....Shhhhh!) and Meredith pulled her in close to give her...
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Now give me drunk! Perfect!
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Lucy LOVES the camera. As soon as I started snapping pictures, Lucy was trying to get loose so that she could crawl over and mug for me.
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Now, dazzle me with a smile!
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Give me coy! Yes, that's it!
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And here's Tara giving Lucy an injection of pureed green beans!
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Then later that afternoon, we went back to the hotel to hang out with Greg and Tara one last time before we had to head home. Here's Tara with baby Lucy!
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And then we watch Lucy play with her favorite toy: Tara's giant lips. Hahahah.
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We all went to grab a quick bite at the hotel's restaurant (where we sat at a booth ACROSS FROM MC HAMMER and his "entourage" - I guess they were in town for the hip hop convention thingy) and Lucy and I got to know each other.
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Then headed back downstairs to meet up with Tara and baby Lucy! This was the first time we'd gotten a chance to meet her! (The last time I saw Tara was exactly one year ago, back when Lucy was still being baked in the baby oven!)
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...but from the front it looked like the little unborn baby version of Venom from Spiderman 3. We ended up spending almost three hours there! The exhibition was so awesome, if you ever get a chance to see it, you should go. It gave us all new insights into the wonder that is the human body.
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And here's a human fetus (I think around 5 months?) that's had some sort of treatment done to highlight the bones. So amazing. It was really interesting how from the side it totally looked like a human baby...
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Towards the end of the exhibit, they had a whole separate section that was filled with fetuses. (It was kept separate because apparently there are people who can look at bodies of dead adults diced up like carrots but can't, Jesus forbid!, stand to look at lil' innocent "unborn angels" treated the same way.) Anyway, here's the plastinated corpses of two siamese twins that died during birth. Crazytown!
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I wasn't even able to take him standing up, I had to sit down to hold him!
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Grant (barely) holding up the GINORMOUS baby Jack. The kid's only six months old and he already weighs more than his two year-old sister.
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Fatty and Jack.
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Some of you may remember him from back in October of 2002, when he was just a leeeetle baby. Here's a pic from back then when Ross and Jord were getting ready to move to LA and we went out to Ross' parents in NJ to see the baby and see them off.
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Chris and Smari's son (who's name I forgot!)
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Preggo Barbies apparently give birth to scary babies.
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Photo of the best subway billboard ever. It's for a law firm that specializes in representing the parents of stupid children who ate lead paint. Stooopid baby! Soooo stoooopid!
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Mom & Dad Martin (/Morgan) with Dashielle.
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After the things this kid does at work it's a wonder they let him touch the baby.
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Just for the record, that's not me making the rabbit ears behind him.
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Look at those matching cheeks.
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After Grant took a hold of him, I didn't mind the farting so much.
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Check out that smile! No, not mine, Dashiell's! Anyway I grab a hold of him and all of the sudden he lights up like a Christmas Tree and I'm all thinking I'm the shit because he's smiling and Jord's like - "Wow, look at that smile! He must really be letting go of ALOT of gas."
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Baby Fauxhawk.
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Look at his little face. Aw.
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Ross and Dashiell. Yep, same profile.
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Kids love Tim's mouth! It's better than PlayDoh!
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Reminay and Abbey!
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Amy and Abbey (who from the look of things is still getting used to the sensation caused from the wearing of the traditional "Italian Baptismal Buttplug.")
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Abbey and Timmy.
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That's Casey holding Stephanie and Ken's adopted son. Moments after this picture was taken, somebody made me spit my drink out when I overheard them looking at him and remarking "Jesus Christ, that kid's got a head like a 5lb bag of sugar."
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And this little sweetpea is Abbey Rose...luckily, she's looking less and less like Scott everyday.
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Just in case you needed anymore evidence of just how retarded we were, here's Scott. Hehe.