birthday — i keep a diary

Soooooo good.

trip to cali part 5: back to la

December 19, 2003

Jordana, Ross and Britney.

trip to cali part 5: back to la

December 19, 2003

"You're a jew!"

trip to cali part 5: back to la

December 19, 2003

Ok, ok - not Britney Spears, but a really good Britney Spears lookalike.

trip to cali part 5: back to la

December 19, 2003

Hahahaha. He looks like he's doing the "Happy Snoopy" dance.

trip to cali part 5: back to la

December 19, 2003

Hahaha. Ross telling wifey to beat it (*Bonus points to Jordana for pulling the "You're in trouble" face that eventually inspired Dashiell's infamous "Whatchoo talking 'bout, Willis?" look

trip to cali part 5: back to la

December 19, 2003

Ross has a Philip Roth-esque crush on everyone's favorite pop shiksa, so Jord thought it would be funny to have Britney come perform a lil' birthday dance for the birthday man.

trip to cali part 5: back to la

December 19, 2003

And then, fearing he didn't look "surprised enough" in the above photo, he posed for this "I'm REALLY surprised" photo.

trip to cali part 5: back to la

December 19, 2003

Here's Jord's cousin Steve up on stage wishing Ross a happy 30th birthday and welcoming a special guest to the party...

trip to cali part 5: back to la

December 19, 2003

Steve, Ross and Ameen.

trip to cali part 5: back to la

December 19, 2003

ross m ↗+

Saturday night we all snuckity snuck over to Frank Wyle's (Jordana's grandfather) house in Brentwood for Ross Martin's 30th Birthday Surprise Party! Here's Ross reaction when he walked into the house to find fifty people!

trip to cali part 5: back to la

December 19, 2003

Chad blowing out his birthday cake!

thanksgiving vacation

November 26, 2003

Check out the morning-after hickey damage compliments of Hoover Sharkey. Happy Birthday Grant!

grant's surprise party

November 07, 2003

We got to the bar almost on time only to discover that the entire front of the bar is one big plate-glass window - which sorta ruined the surprise factor. So as soon as Grant passed the window, the jig was up. Here's Zara, Grant, Lo and Jordana (who came was in town from LA visiting her in-laws in the deerrrrrrty Jerz).

grant's surprise party

November 07, 2003

And there was even a surprise visit from our good friend...shit, what's this guy's name again? I can't even remember. Seriously, if you read this David Forman, you're a dick. A big, not-returning-my-phone-calls dick. Last time this kid talked to me was to ask me to help him with his video Valentine's Day gift...which I spent like five hours on. Haven't heard a peep from him since. Dick, dick, dick. Holy Jesus Marymotherofgod, what a dick. (I still love you, though. So for fuck's sake call me if you see this, shitcock. Ok?)

grant's surprise party

November 07, 2003

As you can tell by his face in this photo, Grant knew something was up. Emma and Lo called as planned, but dinner was taking too long. As I kept trying to rush things along, Grant kept saying things like "Why the rush? Why are we in such a hurry?" All smarmy-like.

grant's surprise party

November 07, 2003

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On Tuesday, I met up with Tara for birthday lunch at Cafe Liebowitz on Spring Street. Here she is using her actual ID to legally procure alcohol for the first time ever. Look at lil', mini, sixteen year-old Tara in the corner. Awwww, lil' baby's all growed up!

tara's 21st birthday and goodbye party

September 30, 2003

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..."My throat feels like burning."

tara's 21st birthday and goodbye party

September 30, 2003

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And with the spankings out of the way it was time for birthday cake woooo!

sarah's lingerie karaoke birthday party

August 06, 2003

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After everyone was good and liquored up, it was time to administer the birthday spankings!

sarah's lingerie karaoke birthday party

August 06, 2003

Friday night was also the Fatty's birthday! We dedicated dinner to him complete with complementary birthday cupcake. Hi-Five!

boys weekend in newport part two: friday night and the beach

August 01, 2003

From L to R: Fatty, me, Colin, Frank and Grant.

boys weekend in newport part two: friday night and the beach

August 01, 2003

Tuesday night Amy Albano (who had just gotten back from six weeks of backpacking in South America, hence her browness) and I went over to the LES to meet up for Meg Wicker's bday party. Happy Birthday, Wick!

the july roundup

July, 2003

Thursday night was Dennis Crowley's 27th Birthday, so I stopped by Ludlow bar to bestow best wishes upon the birthday boy. (This pic was actually taken from his account of the evening).

the june roundup

June, 2003

Once Emma got back out of her birthday suit, it was time for birthday doughnuts!

emma's 30th birthday: part two

May 21, 2003

In a fantastically bizarre twist, if it's your birthday, you get to spank Sid and Buddy.

sid & buddy karaoke

May 19, 2003

Here's Lorelei with some naughty birthday panties!

lorelei's 31st birthday

April 08, 2003

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Tiff and yet another C&V. Ooomph.

tiffany's birthday

March 01, 2003

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Sarah "SunnyD" with the birthday girl.

tiffany's birthday

March 01, 2003

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Tiff was ploughing through cranberry & vodkas like nobody's bidness.

tiffany's birthday

March 01, 2003

Birthday girls - DeeDee and Sarah crashed out in the back. (These pictures sorta suck - I had all these fucking rad pics of people fighting with whipped cream and of Jack's naughty, recentlly-made ex-grilfriend sexing everybody up on the dancefloor because she was wasted outta her tits. Stupid digital camera! Sorry.)

sarah d's birthday parties

January 11, 2003

sarah d ↗+

After eating a huge meal, the restaurant busted out this ginormous (unfortunately vegan) cake that Jack had snuck in earlier.

sarah d's birthday parties

January 11, 2003