a thing in 659 photos misshapes Was it his "doing the jazzercize air bicycle while laying on the bar" drunken antics then? Nope, those are pretty much par for the course too. When I say Geordan was doing something rare I mean that he was... What was so rare, you ask? Well, certainly not his F-117 Stealth Fighter jumpsuit. Homeboy rocks that all the time. Saturday I went to Misshapes and my camera only came out to capture Jordan in rare form. Old school Misshapes, I miss you. ...well, you know. Hahah. I ran into Amy later on. And she was even happier than Leigh to wear it. Friday was my last night in town before my trip and I went to some party the Misshapes were DJing at Rafifi to say goodbye to the Tinny. Hahaha. Vegans LOVE wearing fur. Saturday night we hit Misshapes and I danced so much (hey, remember when there actually used to be room to dance there?) that I forgot to take any pictures. Karen and Sarah showing off their bootwear. Look at how mini the mini mogul is! Me and Karen. I think this guy is Gabe's brother and I forget his name. Awwww. Because of the snow storm, the place was practically empty! (Which was a welcome change as the last few times we'd been there'd hardly been any room to dance!). Champagne mini-bottle. Classy! The best part of Misshapes is after it's closed and they kick everyone out except for the totally wasted party people who still want to get their dance on and... Lauren Ashley and Geordon. Sheal again. This time abandoning her Misfits pose for her "attacking panda" pose. Noice. ...the totally wasted people who are incapable of anything. Hahah. ...and got a smooch! I met this girl... As the night pressed on, I eventually wandered downstairs to the little room. ...and redefining the term "wiggity wasted." When I came back even later on in the night - lookee what I found! Antony, Niki and Lizzy discussing the meaning of life... Lizzy's realization that although it might take me over a year, one day, these pics would make there way to the national interweb. Christian. Forget Madonna! Isn't that motherfucking Jeff Garland from Curb Your Enthusiasm on the dance floor? Tinny and Sophia. Hahaha. It hates having the mask stolen! Holy weird! Creepy Mask! Friendly Mask! Smiley Mask. I don't even remember who had this mask or where we found it - all I know is that it led to some pretty funny/creepy photos. Sheal and I: Misfits foreva. Nick and his gf giving me the not-so-subtle "get a load of this guy." Sandra. Me and Leigh. ...of a flamingo. Hahaha. "Touchdown! Houston, I repeat. We have touchdown. Operation: Candlehead is a success." The other best part about Misshapes afterhours is that when no one's around you can always count on Geordon to do his impression... "Houston, this is Command. We'll have touchdown in 5. 4. 3. 2 1...." Pete! (Hey, remember when Pete stamped that French guy's face with a giant stamp when he was temporarily working the door at my birthday party a few years ago. Hahahah). Jenny and Alex Chow. Me taking a picture of someone taking a picture of me. Woo. Sarah and Elhaam on the decks. First stop in Manhattan was to say high to Leigh at the MisShapes party at the Tribecca Grand. Soon after I bid farewell to the little troublemaker and Amy and I headed cross-town to meetup with... Suddenly Amy was looking at Leigh in a whole new light. "Then why don't you snuggle on up and rub yourself all over the ruffles? Yeah, that's it. Like that." ...MisShapes. Hahah. Shhhhh! Ruffles! Sarah resisted at first... Hey, if the birthday boy wants to lick your face there's not really much you can do about it other than smile. ...MisShapes . Hairtwins Susan and Leigh. Tinny's face pretty much says it all. Camouflage Tinny. Josh and Sarah. Leigh, Sarah and Charlene. Leigh shows off how to stop a run in your stockings while looking like a bloody-kneed goth at the same time. Smellsgood, Michael, Sarah and Karen. Smellsgood Gina (looking all goth in this photo). Meredith and Nina. Happy Birthday! And we celebrated Geordan's birthday! Where I was re-united with lil' Leigh (aka - The Tinny) who I hadn't seen for almost 14 days . Hahaha. After Leigh was done interrogating this girl's friend to make sure he really knew her and this wasn't a rohypnol date rape gone awry, we left our sleeping princess in his good hands. Seriously, who loves posing with drunk strangers more than us? (Ps - Check out Grant's "modern dance" legs. It's a nice touch, don't you think?) ...clearly the LBJ (that's the Little Baby Jesus to you) had heard our prayers and made this drunk girl pass out on the pavement right outside of the party so we could document my last evening in town with some apropo fanfare! (Thanks for looking out for us, Big Guy). Ok, and this one too. Amy and Grant getting silly on the couch in the back. (I love this photo so much.) Who knew Grant's hat could so quickly transform Tinny into Debbie Gibson? (PS - Hey Tins, are you even old enough to remember Debbie Gibson? Hahahah). Amy gets pensive while Leigh and I work at having chimp lips. Soon after arriving I snuck into the back office to grab this little fucker (who does she think she is always hiding out in the back?). Awwww. Where we met up with Amanda (seen here in a super-rare sans-glasses photo!) and Grant. Goodnight. Geordon and Leigh. Gay boys like me. Taking a page from Slash's book. Noice. Elliot (from The Five O'Clock Heroes) and his friend. Ryan and Amy hitting the dance floor. Awwww, close up of the Tins. Meredith shows off her hot pink bra while Amy does a little arm tastin. Me absolutely nailing Brother Lawrence with a flawlessly executed "get a load of this fugging guy." Geordon. Careful my friend - get too close and your neck will look like it got into a fight with a pool cue. Karen shows off some of her hickey handiwork. Leigh and Michael skulking in the corner. Sarah looks cute while Greg does the creepiest impression of a lizard I've ever seen. Me and schweaty Ryan. Sarah and Meredith copping a feel up Karen's thigh. Hahaha. Check out schlemo in the background waving a fistfulla bills. Amy, Doug and MLE. Meanwhile, Meredith was getting fresh and frisky with her friend Shelley in the corner. I'm not sure I handed my camera over to at this point but as you'll be able to see over the next few pics, they managed to grab some clutch snaps. I didn't even know I was capable of making a face like this. (Check out Leigh in the background losing her shit. Hahaha). Sarah and Meredith. "I don't care if you're hiding a dragon in your shirt, you're still gonna get some hot-dog-in-the-bun action on the dancefloor." Know what I'm saying? (The best part of this photo is Meredith holding onto Sarah's hand like she needs some support).