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Sarah does the "fuck me overbite" while the boy with the most asymetrical haircut I've ever seen half-heartedly pumps his fist.
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Sarah and Raphael.
new year's eve
December 31, 2003
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Around 5am, I headed a few blocks north up to Don Hill's to go see Sarah who was DJing at the Burning Angel New Year's party. Here's me with Sarah and Raphael.
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Sarah snuggles up. Shortly afterwards, we finally managed to slap her awake and we all helped her into a cab.
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...totally passed the fuck out. Sarah went over to seranade her and when she didn't wake up for that, we knew there was trouble to be had.
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So while Sarah was in the middle of singing, we all noticed that some girl sitting off to the side had...
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While Sarah, always the kind one, offered her a sip of beer.
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Sarah, Andy and a friend.
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Cheeky lil' Sarah getting ready to bite Amber's cheeks.
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What's up, horrible group shot. Clockwise from left: Mark, Andy, ?, me, the always lovely Sarah Lewitinn and Jamie.
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Then I met up with Sarah and we ate waaaay too much Mexican food.
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Nick and Sarah.
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Saturday night I went over to Lit with Sarah and her friend Daria...
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Lindsay and Sarah, first posing decent...
the november roundup
November, 2003
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Sarah, Vin's eye and the lovely Xiomara.
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On the roof there was this couple totally going at it in the corner. Here's Sarah giving the "rock fist" of makeout approval as we not-so-subtley tried to capture them in the act.
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Marco and Sarah.
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Sarah making friends with the scary-ass costume guy that stands outside of Ricky's Halloween shop on Broadway for most of the month of October. If you come to NYC during then, watch out for this guy. He stands really still against the storefront pretending he's a statue and then when someone walks a little too close he'll jump out in front of them, or just reach out and touch their face, or my personal favorite, just as someone passes him, he'll start walking behind them really close...people will get like ten feet, sense someone is following them and when they turn around, they're like "AHHHHHHH!" Anyway, Sarah and I stood around for like ten minutes cracking up watching people freak the fuck out.
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Even though we were seated together, they did their best job pretending that they didn't know me... ...while I took them through my repertoire of "Faces Nobody Likes You To Make in Public."
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Sunday morning I met up with Sarah and Emily to get some BREFFIS at Clinton Street Bakery.
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Sarah to Emily: "Has he stopped doing it yet?"
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Me and Sarah (who would be getting married soon if I was just a little more Jewish).
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Sarah downstairs at only her 2nd time singing karaoke!
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On Wednesday, Sarah took me to some party CosmoGirl Magazine was throwing for Michelle Branch. After fighting our way through the throng surrounding the fancy top-shelf open bar, we did the only sensible thing: doubled up.
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Me and Sarah.
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Sarah and Tara! If it wasn't for Sarah, I might not have ever met Tara. I met Tara accidentally one night when I went to Piano's to meet Sarah for the first time!
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And special crotch-grabbing rock-star appearance by Sarah Lewitinn!
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I try not to post bad pictures of my friends...unless they're particularly exceptional. Considering this the best worst-picture of Sarah I've ever seen, it's gets posted. Just looking at it makes me laugh.
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The Fatty and Sarah.
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Thursday night I was walking around taking pictures with my new cam and I got a call from Sarah. We decided to meet up for dinner at Schiller's Liquor Bar near her house. I took a bunch of pictures of her and accidentally managed to take a picture of a ghost. See it there traveling at high speed through the background of the pic? Some people have tried to tell me that it was some sort of light refraction thingy, but if you look carefully you'll see that it starts out moving from left to right and as it gets to the right side of the picture it's in front of the people dining by the window, but behind the guy in the Hawaiian shirt. A simple trick of light couldn't appear between two objects in the background. Anyone else out there have any insight into what exactly this is a picture of? Please email me! (And it's not any type of smoke. There is no smoking allowed in the restaurant)
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Yet another pic for the forthcoming MyBAllsAndYourFace.com website. Sweet.
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Sarah's a bum-toucher!
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A few weeks prior, I had tried to nuzzle Sarah's boobies while we were cutting rug at P.Diddy's party and she ran away. But this time, sweet, sweet success. Hahahaha.
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Back up on the roof, Raphael and Sarah give Tara some nuzzlin' TLC.
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Sarah as beer-bottle unicorn.
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And I licked her face.
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After C-Tav, we heading down to E. Bway to meet the cute bday girl and all her cute friends that supposedly want to meet us. En route, we ran into Sarah L. who got to meet Vin for the first time.
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Me and Sarah (aka - Ultragrrrl) cut rug until we were sweaty messes in the back room. Damn, babygirl can dance! (Wearing the shirt that would later cause the Village Voice to give a shout out to her "bodacious ta-tas").
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And wings! Wings! I told you!
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Thursday night, I went over to Sarah Lewitinn's place to meet up before heading over to the Fourth of July Motherfucker party (Motherfucker is a party in NYC that happens the night before most major holidays).
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Back at the Hole: See that guy on right? Right after I snapped this pic, Sarah screamed, jumped away from him, ran over to me and said, "Dude, that guy totally had a giant boner and he pressed it into my leg! Eeeeewwww!" A few weeks later, I sent her a link to these pics over IM and asked her if she remembered him

battjer: did you see the pics of the guy with the boner at the end?
battjer: remember him?
Ultragrrrl: oh god. do i ever.
Ultragrrrl: his cock will haunt me forever.
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Here's a pic of me trying to put my face in between Sarah's bizzoobies and nuzzle them in time to the music. Needless to say, she resisted. Shortly after this pic, we wrapped up the dance party and headed back downtown to the Hole to try to catch last call (at this point it was 8:30am for Charlene, who was still on London time, so she and Grant headed home).
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Check out Charlene kicking the cool and pensive Londoner coldlamp #204.
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Me with two Sarahs.
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Before leaving the Hole we grabbed Sarah Lewitinn and her friend Eve (who's in a band called The Living Things).
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Dancing with multiple cameras. Sarah, me and Grant.
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And Sarah ran into...my balls.
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Afterwards I walked over to Sin-e' to visit the lovely Sarah who was DJing.
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...who were clearly wasted outta their tits already when we showed up.
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...but soon enough she was rocking her hips and belting out with the best of them!
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On Monday, May 19th at 12:14am history was made as Sarah Lewitinn (of "Ultragrrrl" fame) finally drank enough to climb up on stage and pop her sweet, virgin karaoke cherry! She was a lil' shy at first...
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Totally shitfaced - we hopped a cab and headed back downtown. We spent the ride doing what any drunk person does with a camera, making stupid faces!
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See? You pee in the waterfall!
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I came back from the fancy men's room and reported that "the urinal is a big waterfall. And you pee in the waterfall." Sarah and Vicki didn't believe me so I had no choice but to sneak them in for a first-hand view.
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Nothing sets the stage for a lil' ear nuzzling like a few bottle of free champagne. Hoo-ah!
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The party was being held at the Royalton Hotel - we met up with Sarah's friend Vicki (who has since moved in with my friend Meghan Wicker - woooo!) and started getting our "money's worth" at the swanky open bar.
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We prowled the crowd on the hunt for some serious celeb action. And lookie who we saw milling around - that's right, it's Neil Patrick Harris (aka - Doogie Howser, M.D.)! Booyah!

Me to Vicki and Sarah: "Quick! Pretend like I'm taking a picture of you two so we can get Doogie in the background." I think he overheard the word "Doogie" because he started moving around trying to get out of the way. But we got you Doogie. Oh, yes. We got you.
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I met up with Sarah at Spin's fancy offices.
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After the show - we went backstage so Sarah could interview Chris for her job. I am the envy of thirteen year old girls everywhere. Boo-yah!
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Me and Sarah.
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Lizzie,Sarah and Grant.
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Sarah Lewitinn (aka "ultragrrrl" from Spin magazine) and me later on in the evening at Lit. She's on the cusp of being famous enough to be included in the next section....