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A few weeks prior, I had tried to nuzzle Sarah's boobies while we were cutting rug at P.Diddy's party and she ran away. But this time, sweet, sweet success. Hahahaha.
fort tilden and sarah's roof party
July 20, 2003
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After pizza (and after I was done hysterically laughing and pointing), we went over to Stingy Lulu's to meet up with Tara. After I noticed she was showing a little nipple...
thursday night out (with jesus)
July 18, 2003
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Josh, Grant and myself with Jess and her "two friends." (Dennis Crowley said it best in a recent email: "this may be one of the best photos ever snapped with a digicam.")
emma's 30th birthday: part two
May 21, 2003
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As we gave out more and more drinks, we tried to start an "everybody show your tits" wave across the bar. I guess we were the only ones drunk enough to fall for it.
guest bartending at iggy's keltic lounge
May 08, 2003
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Cah-cah-cra-zee Alyssa in the house, y'all! (Run! Hide!)
guest bartending at iggy's keltic lounge
May 08, 2003
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Priscilla gives props to Chris' ridiculous gazongas.
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February 26, 2003
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Not to belabor the point or anything, but wow.
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February 26, 2003
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Girl's got some tig ol' bitties!
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February 26, 2003
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Hahaha.
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February 26, 2003
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Chris and Priscilla.
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February 26, 2003
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Not about to be upstaged by a non-employee, Alisa and Emma whipped out their boobies and repped for Nerve.
nerve and spring streets' holiday party
January 16, 2003
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Albert's friend Abbey gives the cam a gratuitous booby shot.
nerve and spring streets' holiday party
January 16, 2003
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Jeeeeeesus.
nerve and spring streets' holiday party
January 16, 2003
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The Arlene's Grocery Neon Sign is a sight to behold. It even causes nipples to stand on end. (Digitally enlarged 6x for your viewing enjoyment). Yo, we saw this byrdz nippz before Colin and he went on three dates with her. Boo Yah!
heavy metal karaoke at arlenes grocery
December 30, 2002
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Where we tried to take even more pics of Sarah's boobies.
grant's 26th birthday
November 04, 2002
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You may remember previous entries here that meticulously documented the effects of tequila on human social interaction, here's another one for the record. One shot later, Grant's revisiting Sarah's boobies.
scott's 27th birthday
October 26, 2002
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James knows that elevator rides can sometimes get a little bumpy so he grabbed hold of Laura's boobies for support.
the rules of attraction movie premiere
October 10, 2002
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And last but not least....he enclosed this photo of ginormous, weird, boobs. Yes! Can't wait to see you, Buddy!
the dougman cometh
October 07, 2002
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The most obvious perk at an empty beach is that there aren't any people around. A less-realized, ancillary perk is that sometimes your female friends will take out their "perks" and sun them in front of you. Grant peeps over Sarah's bizzoobie.
two days at fort tilden
September 07, 2002
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Hahahaha! Look at Grant's expression in the background.
two days at fort tilden
September 07, 2002
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Forget about that "kissing co-workers" or nonsense, Emma just plain said fuck it and got up on the dancing cube in nothing but her undies. Fuck Yeah. (Also, it should be noted at this point that she's up there dancing with the infamous "tie off your weiner, professional stripper guy" from when Grant and I stripped).
cake party: part three
August 27, 2002
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So after we took the first few pictures, we went around the party and started showing them to people just to see what their reactions would be...turns out, most people wanted to also pose with our passed out buddy (Except for the guy's close friends, they didn't want to be in the pictures, they just gave us the guy's email so we could mail him the pics a few days later...which I did).
new jersey weekend
August 16, 2002
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See this girl in the white tank-top? We saw her a few times throughout the day...we kept noticing her because she had really these big, hard, visible nipples jutting through here little, white tanktop. So after we saw her for like the third time, I bet Grant that I could take a better "sneaky picture" of her nipples than he could without getting caught. (Hey, I know it's a stupid game, but I had just been beaten at videogame boxing and the "strong man contest" by a guy who I had 20lbs on, I was desperate, okay!) Here's Grant's picture of her nipples. Not bad, right?
coney island day
May 12, 2002
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But yo, check this shit! What's up now? I think we all know who the clear winner of this particular game was, right? U-S-A! U-S-A!
coney island day
May 12, 2002
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Tookie and I console a plastered Alisa who'd just gotten severely repremanded for grabbing other dudes' packages.
some body movie premiere
April 22, 2002
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Susanne Junker's boobies in the hizzouse.
cake parties and abaya nights
March 28, 2002
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Rachael's maiden voyage into Sapphism got a little uncomfortable when it was Jen's turn to reciprocate.
rachael visits
February 24, 2002
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Booby touching.
rachael visits
February 24, 2002
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Okay! Now we're starting to see all that free vodka kicking in!
nerve make-out party
February 21, 2002
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Let me ask you sumptin, how real do Tyler's fake titties look? We made these crazy-ass real-looking boobs by taking yellow balloons and adding red M&M's for nipples. (Is it wrong that this picture sorta gives me a chubby?)
new year's eve
December 31, 2001
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An otherwise dissapointing evening took a serious turn towards fun with a capital "F" when a slap-happy Kim Wilson put my digi-cam up her shirt (while hysterically cackling) and started snapping pics of her boobies.
roxbury high school reunion
December 22, 2001
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Okay, here's where things started to get a little out of hand. Mary showed her boobies.
a very merry drunk's xmas
December 12, 2001
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Okay, so it's like midnight, the dancehall's filled with probably close to 800 people (90% women) and all of a sudden, all of the girls start taking off their clothes and dancing around topless and/or naked.
the coming out dance at sarah lawrence
October 06, 2001
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Nina has perfect boobs. Here Grant and Lauren check them out.
the coming out dance at sarah lawrence
October 06, 2001
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Boob share-age.
the coming out dance at sarah lawrence
October 06, 2001
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Kate flashing her sparkly-sticker-covered boobies.
nerve magazine hbo party
June 07, 2001
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So then, she starts taking off some of Ryan's clothes (which caused most of us in the audience to practically wet our pants). First, unbuttoning his jacket and then in one swift move, ripping his shirt off.
jess and ryan's stripper birthday bash
November 15, 1997