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Then I ran into Leigh and her two friends.
the picarazzi holiday party and misshapes
December 10, 2005
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Hahahaha.
the picarazzi holiday party and misshapes
December 10, 2005
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Ben Cho nuzzled some boobage.
the picarazzi holiday party and misshapes
December 10, 2005
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Check out Leigh's cup holder! (More like C-cup holder! Oh, snap!)
the picarazzi holiday party and misshapes
December 10, 2005
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"Oh, hi there girl I just met! May I nuzzle your bubbies?" (PS - Check out Frank in the background looking for a woman to womanize). We ended up closing the place out and when we left around 3:30, we did the usual.
ugly face karaoke
December 01, 2005
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And then I caught Hafeez getting fresh with a chicky in the hallway!
the november roundup
November, 2005
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..."Mommy" (that was flavored like condensed milk!). It was pretty neato. You can read more about the issue here if you're interested.
the november roundup
November, 2005
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On Friday night Meredith and I went to Niagara to meet up with Emilie E. who was in town visiting from LA! Here's Mona and Meredith dishing some boobie-cupping lovin'.
the november roundup
November, 2005
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Grant show Amanda how to maximize her cleavage: You gotta reach in and pop 'dem titties out.
halloween 2005
October 29, 2005
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Hahahaha.
halloween 2005
October 29, 2005
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Sad about boobies?
the october roundup
October, 2005
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Ta-da!
the october roundup
October, 2005
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Apparently, Leigh wished that she and Andrew could share mouthfuls of Ultrajugggz.
the july roundup: part two
July, 2005
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Oh, and a quick birthday titty squeeze, also, er, for good luck. Hahaha.
the july roundup: part two
July, 2005
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...this sweet pic of Mer sticking out her boobies. He he he.
the july roundup: part one
July, 2005
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I may or may not have tried to not-so-subtley pop out her boobie (while a half-naked black man gyrated against us).
the may roundup
May, 2005
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...paid back for all my braining. (This is the worst girls can do? Sheee-it, sign me up! I usually have to give a stranger a dollar to get this!)
sxsw south by southwest 2005
March 16, 2005
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Take Two. Hahaha.
jonathan crowley's birthday and misshapes
March 12, 2005
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Siege popping out a bday boobie!
siege's white trash birthday bash
March 02, 2005
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Nina can't keep her eyes off her own handiwork.
siege's white trash birthday bash
March 02, 2005
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Ta-dah!
siege's white trash birthday bash
March 02, 2005
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...and was only too happy to help Meredith achieve the same look.
siege's white trash birthday bash
March 02, 2005
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Nina had the "bottom halves" action rocking like nobody's business...
siege's white trash birthday bash
March 02, 2005
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Ok, these pics are getting kind of gratuitious so maybe I should just skip ahead and...nah, fuck it. These pics rule!
siege's white trash birthday bash
March 02, 2005
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The fruit of Ellen's labor! It's Birthday Titty cake!
siege's white trash birthday bash
March 02, 2005
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After getting settled, Ellend busted out her JuGGz� birthday cake and then snuck off to "ice them."
siege's white trash birthday bash
March 02, 2005
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What comes around goes around!
siege's white trash birthday bash
March 02, 2005
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Psssst, hey internet! Check out the bottoms of Meredith's sweet, sweet cans!
accidental vacation in jamaica
February 16, 2005
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Thursday night Meredith and I headed out. Here's Mer getting her double-grab on with Nina and Ming.
the february roundup
February, 2005
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Hahaha. Jaye pulls the reverse and poses with Meredith's boobies.
the 2nd fiasco show and matt lesser's birthday
January 21, 2005
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Me with Jaye's boobies.
the 2nd fiasco show and matt lesser's birthday
January 21, 2005
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Not that I can't understand what it's like to be caught doing that. Hahaha.
the january roundup: part two
January, 2005
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Karen can't keep her hands off them things either.
first misshapes of 2005
January 08, 2005
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A party tit flash!
new years eve 2004
December 31, 2004
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KA-BLAMMO! Hahaha. Look at how excited he is!
new years eve 2004
December 31, 2004
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Happy 2 (_)(_) 5! The boobies are zeros! Get it? Ha!
new years eve 2004
December 31, 2004
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Only because her nipples wanted all the attention. (Hahaha. Amy look at the look you're giving me out of only ONE eye. Hahahaha).
fiasco's first show at the delancey
December 17, 2004
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Sketchy Russian Girl came over to get a better view and somehow her top got pulled down in the commotion (exposing her nips!). Needless to say, Jake quickly realized that he wasn't going to be able to forcibly make Grant hook up with him and he and the Russian girl (or maybe she was Czech?) left. (They actually left to go back to Jake's place - my old place on Bowery - where she would make Jake shave off ALL of his body hair with a razor before she'd sleep with him. Oh, and while they were fucking, she wanted to be burned with cigarettes. Hahahahah).
back in nyc again: part two
November 24, 2004
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...but quickly gave in to sweet, sweet faux-Sapphism (Bonus points to the Tinns for practically popping Sarah's tit out of her shirt).
back in nyc again: part one
November 18, 2004
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So we're all sitting around chatting and out of nowhere, Leigh comes over, sits down on Sarah's lap and then with no warning, slips her hand into Sarah's top and cops a feel! (It was probably her proximity to my Ruffled shirt that sent her over the edge).
back in nyc again: part one
November 18, 2004
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Sarah resisted at first...
back in nyc again: part one
November 18, 2004
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Here's Sid and I with our smoking coconut-bikini tops. After we got our outfits on, we realized that in San Francisco dressing up as a hulagirl isn't just for Halloween and worried that some people might not ever realize that we'd even dressed up.
brett visits for halloween in san francisco
October 29, 2004
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I dressed up as a zombie that only eats boobies.
brett visits for halloween in san francisco
October 29, 2004
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This is Kareen's SGBFF (super-gay best friend forever) whose name I've totally since forgotten. In addition to making more gay innuendos in a night than are in an entire season of Will and Grace, he's also a fan of chest-nuzzlin' and titty biting. Here he is giving Amber a little titty-nuzzle (note that he doesn't even have to bend down to do so!)...
the october roundup
October, 2004
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...the gnarly, terror-tastic lower-boob hickey she'd received the night before. Sweet Maria!
back in nyc
October 21, 2004
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And finally, Leigh touching some sexy-ass nudie-rabbit graffiti. YES! After driving around some more, we decided to head back into San Francisco and check out...
leigh visits san francisco
October 07, 2004
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Meredith shows off her hot pink bra while Amy does a little arm tastin.
doug visits town
August 22, 2004
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Oh, maybe it's because I'm double cupping her boobies.
doug visits town
August 22, 2004
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Hahaha. Check out schlemo in the background waving a fistfulla bills.
doug visits town
August 22, 2004
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Meanwhile, Meredith was getting fresh and frisky with her friend Shelley in the corner.
doug visits town
August 22, 2004
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You found out...I've got a. crush. on. you.
last month in nyc: the august roundup part two
August, 2004
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Bwa-hahahahahaha. No caption could make this picture any better. Period.
last month in nyc: the august roundup part one
August, 2004
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Moving to San Francisco in less than twenty days. (What the fuck was I thinking?)
my 28th birthday at misshapes
August 07, 2004
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Same picture, but this time someone managed to sneak in a crafty 'FUCK YOU, BIRTHDAY BOY" finger into the mix.' Hahaha.
my 28th birthday at misshapes
August 07, 2004
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Sophia Lamar!
my 28th birthday at misshapes
August 07, 2004
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Seriously, can you name me a guy with better boobs?
my 28th birthday at misshapes
August 07, 2004
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Me, boobie peeking.
leigh's birthday parties
July 24, 2004
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Me and Ellen (nibbling at her ginormous...well, you know).
leigh's birthday parties
July 24, 2004
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...accidental boobie flash! Noice! (I know Boy Scouts that have bandanas bigger than that shirt. Jesus.)
frank picarazzi's bachelor party
July 08, 2004
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Marjorie clearly not-pretending with Carol's mah-mah-mamms.
brunch and karens 23rd birthday party at misshapes
June 26, 2004
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Karen pretending to touch Sarah's boobies.
brunch and karens 23rd birthday party at misshapes
June 26, 2004
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...hot under the collar.
brunch and karens 23rd birthday party at misshapes
June 26, 2004
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Me giving Karen "hot dog in the bun" cleavage action (mimicking what she had done to Sarah when Sarah was sporting similar cleavage at the last prom).
sarah's prom party with the killers
June 24, 2004
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Karen giving Sarah's cleavage a little "hot dog in the bun" action. (Sarah's expression makes this pic a serious contender for Photo of the Night).
the misshapes prom party
June 13, 2004
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... you can sit back and rest assured knowing it was all worth it.
the misshapes prom party
June 13, 2004
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Kissing a boy might have seemed a little steep before, but when the girls all start touching each other's boobies...
the misshapes prom party
June 13, 2004
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Carol Gonzales, I love you.
the june roundup
June, 2004
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On Monday evening Sarah called me and asked if I wanted to go with to the nightclub Crobar. When I asked her if she was out of her mind, she clarified: "No, I'm asking because Vince Neil (formerly of a small rock outfit called Motley Crue for those of you who didn't grow up in New Jersey in the 80s) is playing there tonight and I have to go for work and interview him after the show." Suddenly, even Crobar seemed tolerable.
the june roundup
June, 2004
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Sarah was looking so juggalicious I just couldn't help myself. DISCLAIMER: For the benefith of certain potential readers (Umm, namely Sarah's overprotective brother) I'd like to point out that my mouth isn't actually on Sarah's boobies - it's just an optical illusion - honest!
bbq and misshapes
May 29, 2004
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Candy couldn't help but flash a titty.
jamie kirkpatrick's bachelor party
May 20, 2004
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...Emily's boobies! Wooooo!
a lazy sunday in the park
May 16, 2004
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God bless you, Ellen Stagg.
the may roundup part two
May, 2004
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I don't even think I made it up to sing. Oh wait...who cares!
tax day and movie party karaoke
April 15, 2004
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...it was like puppies at feedin' time. Don't worry, mamma's got enough teat for the whole litter.
tax day and movie party karaoke
April 15, 2004
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Marjorie saw Carol doing "the nuzzle" and got jealous. And before you knew it...
tax day and movie party karaoke
April 15, 2004
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Ellen's awesome boobs. (Check out Marjorie doing "the nuzzle." Mmmm. Nuzzlicious).
tax day and movie party karaoke
April 15, 2004
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Amber bypasses the "doorbell" and goes right for THE KNOCKERS!
thai food aventure and misshapes
April 10, 2004
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After Candy volunteered to show her bum, I volunteered the display of her right boob. Not ever one to be outdone, Candy immediately upped the ante with some...(drumroll please)
the april roundup
April, 2004
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Oh no, she di'n't!
the april roundup
April, 2004
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And speaking of Sarah's wonderful set...BA-DUM-CHA!
stellastarr* at irving plaza
March 31, 2004
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Something about tits! Ha!
seth's surprise party part two karaoke and afterhours
March 13, 2004
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Yay, upshirt!
fatty quits and two karaoke nights
March 01, 2004
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Not one to be left out, Amber quickly followed suit with a bra flash. (Check out Matt all busted getting his pervy peep on).
fatty quits and two karaoke nights
March 01, 2004
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Then everyone got in on Beth's boobs.
welcome back grant party
February 26, 2004
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It's not even midnight and already Jen and Beth are acting up.
welcome back grant party
February 26, 2004
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Always looking to help her friends' band out, Amanda made sure to don the Apocalypstik titty stickers once before the night ended!
em and lo's book release party
February 16, 2004
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Before we let Amanda leave for the night...
sarah's birthday bash: part two
February 07, 2004
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...we requested a closer inspection of her advertisement for her friends' band.
sarah's birthday bash: part two
February 07, 2004
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Right in the middle of her song, she ripped open her shirt to reveal Apocalypstik stickers covering her titties. Amazing.
sarah's birthday bash: part two
February 07, 2004
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And this is Amanda, my favorite girl of the night.
sarah's birthday bash: part two
February 07, 2004
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Susan shows some x-ed out titty.
the february roundup
February, 2004
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Nah-nah-nips! (check out David's face on the right. Hahah). The best part about Jessie's see-through shirt? The other girls there saw all the attention she was getting and ran home to change into their very own...
the january roundup
January, 2004
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...that the flash on my camera caused Jessie's shirt to become transparent (which long-time diary fans will know is not really a new phenomenon. Bonus points for the pierced nip action, digitally enhanced here for your viewing pleasure using the Boobatron-2000 Tittilicious Photoshop filter.
the january roundup
January, 2004
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Hahaha.
the january roundup
January, 2004
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Amber gave her a "Bronsky" (boobies in the face).
a karaoke christmas
December 22, 2003
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Hahahaha. Best booby grab picture ever. Seriously. Ever. (PS - Corri, I love you).
back to back sid & buddy karaoke
November 19, 2003
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Here's Grant pretending to read a book while he gets his long-term leer on. Awwww, yeah. (Yo, check out my fancy new camera's PEEP-O-RAMA zoom. Sweet, right?)
european vacation part 8: scooter madness!
October 25, 2003
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And here's Grant trying to lick his coco-juggz.
central park, the candy shop and sarah d's party
September 06, 2003
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Shorty after we were done eating, Sarah made the mistake of leaving her camera unattended. As soon as she wasn't looking, Grant and I hijacked her camera and snuck into her bedroom to take some pics for her to find the next day. Here's me trying on her coconut bikini top.
central park, the candy shop and sarah d's party
September 06, 2003
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After your done checking out those sweet juh-juh-juggz, make sure to check out Matt's mouth doing an impression of a wet asshole. Hahaha. Ew.
sarah's lingerie karaoke birthday party
August 06, 2003