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...original flyer from 2004 from my 28th birthday party at MisShapes!
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Thanks for not making me dye my hair black, Geordon!
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Me and Thomas! Thanks for letting me in all those years even though I don't dress very cool and wear of the same three blue shirts every week!
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Here's me giving a kiss to the guest DJ of the very first MisShapes.
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Thanks for being a good one, Good One! Goodbye, Saturday Night MisShapes!
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Me and Ryan.
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Now with teeth!
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Turns out he was taking photos. "Photos of everyone. Yes, even the ugly people."
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Afterwards, Sarah and I went to MisShapes to meet up with this little niblet!
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Hehehe.
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Then we made stupid faces!
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Sean loves to say "ooooh" photos. It's the new hotness.
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Awwwww! Who's a lil' birthday elf?
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Hahahaha. I'm not sure who had a hold of my camera to capture these two shots, but whomever you were, you are awesome!
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What's up, TWELVE YEARS LATER! Jeez! (PS - If you look in the background behind Michelle, you can see Don Hill! Dude's gotta be in his late 50s (at least!) and he's still at his own club every night until closing!)
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Look out! Look out! Hair-biting vampire attack!
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...twice in a row with different girls! It's 4am in this photo and the bar was closed. In the midst of taking stupid pics with Lauren...
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Here's me making the same stupid face...
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Before she was a big shot porn star and porn mogul (NFSW, duh), Joanna used to be our intern at Nerve.com waaaay back in the day! Awwww! We caught up on old times and she invited me to come to a party she was throwing later on in the week to celebrate the release of her company's newest porno movie! Our little intern's all growed up! (that last link is really, REALLY NSFW!)
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Closing time! A little while later I ran back into Ollie (this time with a bonus Gurj!) and we got our things and headed back east.
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I went downstairs to hide my things and ran into Ollie!
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Me and the Tinny.
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Afterwards, I went to Don Hills to catch the end of MisShapes. I was shocked to find Leigh actually DJing when I arrived! It was like the first time I'd been there in months where she wasn't hiding out somewhere!
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Me and Greg.
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Oh Annabella, you little teen minx, you.
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Here's me giving Mike the ol' "no really, this party used to be waaaaay more fun than this" speech. He wasn't buying.
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Let's hear it for jail-bait!
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2005 was a pretty fucking sweet year. Here's to hoping 2006 is even better. Happy New Year!
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The Tinny! I stole this picture from Amy's account of the night because I like it so much!
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I growl at your face.
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Hahahaha.
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Then we made our sexy faces.
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First we took a normal photo.
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Mime and Mimette.
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Me, doing my impression of Buckethead.
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Me and Tinny.
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...Misshapes! We snuck in the side entrance and headed right to the back office where I ran into Sarah "My Chemical Romance Fan" Lewittinn.
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The full-glory of our costumes!
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Geordon and me. (I really need to work on my "sexy" face because I always end up looking like some kind of gomer when I photographed next to pouty-Pete here).
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An hour or two later, we figured that Misshapes had probably cleared out a bit and decided to head back across the street to check it out. As I was crossing the street, Tinny spotted us all coming out of Movida ("TRAITORS!!!!") and attacked!
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Gurj and Tinny where there.
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We practiced our impression of Hippy Elves.
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Your pointy little elf nose is poking my eye.
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David and I retired Blue Steel and decided to spend the night taking pictures pretending that we'd both just caught a whiff of fresh dogshit.
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Big guuuuuuuy with a little dooooooooog.
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Later that night I went to Misshapes to wish little Miss Leigh Lezark a very happy 21st birthday!
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And in our hair. (You love my pretty hair bow made of tape!)
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...our phony dry-hump on.
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On Saturday I went to Misshapes. I didn't bring my camera. Thankfully, someone else was kind enough to snap these pictures of Sheal and I getting...
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...the hunter...
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...becomes THE HUNTED!
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Sometimes...
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Hahaha.
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Hey Sarah, remember when we used to stay out late?
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And Ellen!
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So was Moshi Moshi Stephen!
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Me and Karen.
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...and got a smooch!
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Hahaha. It hates having the mask stolen!
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Sheal and I: Misfits foreva.
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Nick and his gf giving me the not-so-subtle "get a load of this guy."
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Me and Leigh.
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"Then why don't you snuggle on up and rub yourself all over the ruffles? Yeah, that's it. Like that."
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...MisShapes. Hahah.
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Shhhhh! Ruffles!
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Hey, if the birthday boy wants to lick your face there's not really much you can do about it other than smile.
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Tinny's face pretty much says it all.
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Smellsgood Gina (looking all goth in this photo).
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Where I was re-united with lil' Leigh (aka - The Tinny) who I hadn't seen for almost 14 days. Hahaha.
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Who knew Grant's hat could so quickly transform Tinny into Debbie Gibson? (PS - Hey Tins, are you even old enough to remember Debbie Gibson? Hahahah).
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Amy gets pensive while Leigh and I work at having chimp lips.
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Awwww.
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Gay boys like me.
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Me and schweaty Ryan.
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I'm not sure I handed my camera over to at this point but as you'll be able to see over the next few pics, they managed to grab some clutch snaps. I didn't even know I was capable of making a face like this. (Check out Leigh in the background losing her shit. Hahaha).
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Know what I'm saying? (The best part of this photo is Meredith holding onto Sarah's hand like she needs some support).
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Me covering my nips. (Trying to keep it PG, I mean kids read this site).
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Late night outside. Tinny getting sad because we realized with my impending move to San Francisco just ten days away, this was my 2nd to last Misshapes attendance (or so we thought at the time! Doh!). But that doesn't mean that she wasn't wishing me...
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Bwa-hahahahahaha. No caption could make this picture any better. Period.
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Moving to San Francisco in less than twenty days. (What the fuck was I thinking?)
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Same picture, but this time someone managed to sneak in a crafty 'FUCK YOU, BIRTHDAY BOY" finger into the mix.' Hahaha.
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Emily, Charlene and me.
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Me and Geordon.
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John Roche (who I went to Keystone Jr. College with back in '95!!!) even showed up with a friend. Although once we got a look at how crowded it was inside he was like "Uh, happy birthday dude. Maybe we can hang out some other time?"
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I even got my photo (with Marissa!) on the flier for next week's party!
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Meredith and Amy K. throwing down with the birthday boy.
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And then I gave her a creepy hug.
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Out on the dancefloor, I ran into Genie Lee!
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Then we decided it was time to play everyone's favorite game: DRUNK GUY JENGA! The rules are simple, each person takes a turn placing any object within reach on the passed out person. If you wake them up, you lose!
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Susan and me with SmellsGood Gina.
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Me and the guy from Whatisee.org! I told you this pic would get posted...one day!
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Greg K coming into the DJ booth to give me the shepard's crook and get me the fuck off the decks after my "Harry Belafonte Stunt."
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Susan and me.
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....awwww, sit. It's DJ HasNoTalent in tha house!
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Say, wha? Hahah.
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Oh yeah, and based on this picture I guess I also played "Hot For Teacher" by VH. (I only know that because it's the only song with a pick-slide hot enough to merit a physcial reenactment).
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...and showed me how to be a DJ!
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Afterwards, I headed upstairs to the DJ booth. Me and Audrey (who was DJing before me).
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Me and the Tins.
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Leigh (trying to make her sexy face but starting to laugh), Greg K, and me being a jerk and yelling about something.