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Gurj and Andrew giving Karen a lil' "lift."
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Karen and Sarah drawing going head-to-head in a Sense-o-Sketch (having to draw with your eyes closed).
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Later that night, Siege, Meredith, Sarah and Karen came over for some Sunday night Cranium! Wooooo!
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...so that the ladies could all swoon and fawn over Matt. Thanks for hooking it up, homie! I had an awesome time!
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The van ride home! Grant sat upfront with me...
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Action jump-shot in the parking lot. I love this photo SOOOOO MUCH! From L to R: Karen, Jenny, Matt, Gurj, Grant and Meredith!
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Karen, Jenny and I rocked out...
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Karen included.
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Hahahah. Best fangirl shot ever!
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Karen...
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We all cooled down with some beers.
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Hahaha. Check out Matt! I caught him mid-mock!
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Karen, Matt and Jenny decided to sit the swings out (mostly so they could mock us from the sidelines).
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Right after we'd finished renting the beeper thingy, Matt came and found us! Here he is flashing bling and cheddar with his bitches.
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As soon as we got into the park, Karen, Jenny and Gurj used the money they'd saved on admission to bling themselves out with some flashy Jersey Jewelry. Karen went for the big dragon, Jenny went for the skull and bones and Gurj went for the big ol' dollar sign.
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And JennyPenny in the back.
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Gurj and Karen.
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I said goodbye to Karen and left the Annex...
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Gurj, Karen, Sarah with Brandon and Joe after the show.
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Karen totally managed to get Jared's weiner out on the dance floor! Woot!
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Me and Karen! I like how this photo...
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Karen getting ready to lick Grant's face.
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On Thursday night, Grant and I went over to Hiro to see Karen and Sarah who were DJing some party there.
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Me giving Karen finger-hotdog in the cleavage-buns.
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Sarah and Karen on the decks!
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"GET ME MORE FREE DRINK!"
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and Karen "Aqua Tights" Ruttner.
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Josh and Karen gettin' cozy.
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And even cozier! (Josh's face in this photo makes me lol).
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Gurj, Josh, Jenny, Jenny's fake "trick" leg, Karen and Sarah all crammed behind the tiny DJ booth in the back of old Orchard Bar.
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Karen: Yes!
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Everyone that was there that night was totally rowdy. At one point in the night, Karen and Jenny realized that they were both wearing ridiculous 80s tights, which led to a whole series of photos...
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...like this. Hahaha. (This is pretty much the photo that should be displayed in the Wikipedia entry for "free-drink tickets: results of").
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There, that's much more PG. Thanks
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And what was going on at Orchard Bar was a whole lotta titties! (PS - Jenny Penny I SEE NIP!)
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Tastyface and Karen.
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Karen has tiny eyes.
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On Friday night, I went to the Stolen Transmission at Orchard Bar for a special "It's Sarah's Birthday" party! Here's Karen with the birthday girl!
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Karen on the decks at the Darkroom.
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But that didn't stop her from trying to get her boob-grope back on from down on the floor.
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Then Karen fell down.
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Karen saw what was going on and came over to get in on the groping.
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Karen was like "What are you freaking out about.... *GASP!*"
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...but whatever it was, it was certainly shocking (albeit, unmemorable!).
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I'm not sure what I said, did and/or showed to Karen to get this kind of reaction...
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Karen's wasn't all that ugly so I had Sarah take a picture of me giving her some help. Hahahah.
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Here's Karen's.
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Later that night we all walked over to the Darkroom so that Karen and Sarah could DJ some party.
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Karen and Sarah getting their hug on.
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On Friday night, Grant and I went to Orchard Bar to visit Sarah and Karen.
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...Karen and Dens were sorta nervous! Hahaha. (Look at the expression on Karen's face!).
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Merlin and Karen were there!
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Even better.
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After the show, I went down the street to say hi to Sarah and Karen who were DJing at Movida. I quietly snuck up the stairs that lead up to the elevated DJ booth as I was planning on scaring them - but Karen totally turned around a caught me getting ready to jump out and yell.
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Ta-da!
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Ready to make a smashed-boobs heart?
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Here's Karen demonstrating Urinelles lesser-known secondary functionality: Aide for Imitation of a Parrot.
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...who rolled around on my bed laughing hysterically. ("What's so funny? Those moves all totally work! I swear!")
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Then we went to Orchard Bar to see Karen and Sar!
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After spening the night at Meredith's I went over to my room at Sarah's apartment on Saturday to grab my suitcase and then head to the airport. I snuck in expected the apartment to be quiet, but instead was greeted by Leigh, Karen, Sean and Brandon who'd all had a slumber party the night before!
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Karen and Josh.
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Oh, and a quick birthday titty squeeze, also, er, for good luck. Hahaha.
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Meredith, Seva, Karen and ROB HITT (who laughs at me for knowing all the words to every Lifetime song ever). After everyone had filled their gullet, it was time to head up to the building's sick-ass roof deck to...
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Sunday Morning Brunch Club at Kate's Joint! Holy shit, remember when we used to do this pretty much EVERY SUNDAY? Clockwise from Left: Sarah, Meredith, Elhaam, Rob Hitt, Brandon, Josh, Ellen, Karen and Leigh!
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Then back at Apartment 3A, it was like craft class! Everyone was pitching in the help Sarah make customized record singles for her then-newly-launched record label: Stolen Transmission.
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Later that night I met up with Karen and Sarah and we went to Misshapes. (Hey Sarah, I know you love My Chem and all, but really?) Hahahahah.
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Sarah and Karen on the decks iPods.
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Later that night, a whole bunch of us went to Orchard Bar to celebrate Gurj Bassi's birthday at the old Stolen Transmission party. Hahahah. Gurj, Karen & Sarah. This picture pretty much sums up all of the Orchard Bar Stolen Transmission parties. Man, they were fun.
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Hahah. I love this pic, too.
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We piled into the elevator and headed to the Delancey. (I love this photo).
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Karen was lamenting that she didn't have any clothes that were more "piratey" (adjective of the year, BTW) so I offered to give her a piratey tattoo. Check out the bad-ass skull an' bones I managed to pull off!
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Afterwards, we went upstairs and danced to the musical stylings of the Tarts of Pirate Pleasure.
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Karen, Ellen, Sailor Gurj and Elhaam.
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Troublemaker #1.
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Sarah and Karen manning the sound system. By the way, these next two photos are my favorite photos of Karen and Sarah. If you know either of them, they pretty much don't even need captions.
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Karen and Ellen.
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And doobers! Wooooo!
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After seeing Tara and Emily off, Sarah and I headed into town to meet up with Karen for some lunch.
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Oh my god, I think Karen must be ill! This is the first time I've ever seen her tongue pink instead of orange.
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Karen shows off the mark of the Spark.
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After getting our pre-game on, we headed over to Orchard Bar for a Sara and Karen-fueled dance party! (Aw man, remember how fun Thursdays at the Orchard used to be? Boooo!).
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Sarah and Karen were DJing and someone introduced me to Karen as "Billy Ray" and told her that she'd lost her virginity to me. I talked to Karen as Billy Ray for like three or four minutes before she was like, "Have we met before? You seem...really...familiar....OH MY GOD BRIAN I HATE YOU!" Hahaha. Granted, it was dark in there!
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Karen and her perpetually orange SparksTongue.
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...what cheerleaders do best!
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Karen.
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Later that night I headed over to Sarah and Karen's Pre-SXSW Pep Rally. Check out the gals in their "TARTS" cheerleading uniforms. Amazing.
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While browsing the costumes we got distracted by the most budget ever Ali G costume. Complete with Jamie Foxx's little brother (who clearly has Down's) modeling on the package. Hahaha.
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Karen. Ha-ha-hungover! After we finished eating, we decided to head over to the costume store on 4th Ave so the girls could buy cheerleading outfits. Later on in the week they were hosting a "Pre-SXSW Pep Rally" and wanted to make sure they'd be dressed accordingly.
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Karen doing her impression of a cobra.
the february roundup
February, 2005
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Then (somehow??) I ended up at some weird velvet rope type club in Midtown because somebody we knew was DJing there.
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Yeah, I'm guessing that we're already drunk here.
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Then later that night I met up with Sarah and Karen.
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Run Sarah, run! She's coming for revenge!
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The giggle aftermath.
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Sarah was quick to retaliate with a titty twista!
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Check out the action shots of Karen administering a take down on Sar! Hahaha.
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...throwing your midget-y friends into it!
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The snow is good for one thing in particular...
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So we decided to take fun "it's snowing!" pics.
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We got outside and it was still snowing.