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Checking out pics on the subway ride home.
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Snacks and treats made the rain tolerable!
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...but it started raining after we'd only been there for 30 minutes!
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Pauly is a knee-kisser.
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...it's time to go home.
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Hey. Put your shirt on...
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Rosemary's is also a great place to go when you're wasted because you can get totally rowdy and nobody even blinks.
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Zoe played it safe and got a "small" (aka - normal) sized beer.
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Us three drunk ones all ordered "big beers" which are 32oz styrofoam cups of beer that completely cover your entire face when you drink out of them. Hahaha.
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We left the other bar around 3am and headed down the street to Rosemary's Greenpoint Tavern (so that we could get even drunker).
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Well, actually - I think Zoe was pretty sober. Lisa, Pauly and me were full-on shithammered at this point.
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Look how pretty these two are with their shiny hair! What are you guys doing, using Mane N' Tail together?
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After a lengthy post-beach nap, I headed out to Williamsburg to some bar (because a band was playing? Someone was DJing?).
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Subway leaving us on the 1st Avenue platform.
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Handsome beach kids.
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On Saturday morning we met up with Lisa and Pauly and took the A out to Far Rockaway.
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Lisa is most definitely not pee shy.
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I like how everyone is kind of doing their own thing in this photo. (Lisa's thing wins).
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Lisa, me and Zoe. (PS - Check out my sassy tennis mom hair!) (PPS - Sorry, Mom!).
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On Friday night, I met up with Pauly and Lisa and we went to...
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Me and Lisa.
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Lisa modeling one her many "outfits."
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Lisa went the breakfast route.
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Afterwards, I rode my bike all the way back downtown in the freezing cold and met up with Lisa and Pauly at Niagra. We had a couple of drinks and then decided to hit Odessa for some late night grub.
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Giving Whitney some feeling.
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On Thursday night, I met up wtih Lisa (who looks like she was channeling Stevie Nicks during her "Indigenous Peoples of New Mexico" phase) and we kicked some late night karaoke jams at Winnie's.
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On Friday night we went out with Lisa and Pauly and had drinks at Odessa. (By the way, Pauly was leaning on his hand in this picture and trying to look "leisurely." He's most definitely NOT mocking Asians - I swear!)
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Look at me totally off my mark! I was pulling my best tough guy face when everyone else had clearly decided (even Piper!) that it was a cute and cuddly moment. Check out Piper's tongue! As soon as we saw it sticking out in this photo, we decided to play our favorite Piper-game...
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We immediately ran into our favorite hosers who were sporting a six pack of Bud Pounders and totally, in Canadian parlance, GIVIN'ER! Hahaha.
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Then we played Guitar Hero until the wee hours!
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Oh, Cranium!
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While Lisa failed to pull off "wonky eye," she did excel at doing "stoner eyes." Go figure!
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Lisa had trouble getting just one eye to go wonky so she tried the old "stare at your finger and slowly move it towards your nose" trick.
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I was trying to get another "nacho reaction" shot and I accidentally zoomed in without realizing it and took this photo. Which led to us taking a whole bunch of awkwardly zoomed-in photos! It's clearly the new "ugly face."
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Lisa's face about sums it up.
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Late, late night I met up with these two (and Amanda and Scott) for a couple of drinks and then afterwards we went and got our drunk-snack on at...
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Suuuuure thing.
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...and Scott hugs on the way out! Oh, and Lisa also managed to pay Scott back for the choke out with an awesome comedy-rimming! How about a close up?
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But at the end of the karaoke day, we still managed to stay on the bouncer's good side. He even gave Lisa...
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...Scott ended up choking Lisa out WWF er, WWE-style.
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..darker and darker until finally....
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...slowly started morphing into something...
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...a solo song, temporarily blossomed into a duet for just a brief moment and then it...
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I think Lisa got a little too "handsy" with the mic and what started out as...
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"Er, wait a minute...wasn't this MY song?"
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Hahaha.
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So stoked on it that she barely let Scott get any solo time in before she rushed up on stage for the assist!
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I have no idea what song Scott sang last, but whatever it was, Lisa was fucking STOKED on it.
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And for the grand finale, how about a little behind the back boobie flash? Nicely played, Lis.
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And check out this one! How about crouching down behind the guy and then using his shoulder...
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...to pull yourself up into an explosive "FUCK YEAH!" Now that's what I call teamwork.
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...slowly moved them closer so that he was aware of her "presence"....
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Then the only other guy that was there sang! Lisa took the assist on this one. She started slow with some background dance moves...
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...and then parlayed them into a really nice face-to-face halftime dance breakdown.
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Yep, that about sums it up. (PS - Check out the awesome new nipple-censoring technology I'm employing! Broken hearts! Pretty sweet, right? I hardly even use Photoshop anymore - all about Picnik.com's API these days).
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Lisa knows why.
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And just when you thought that the "kneeling move" couldn't be taken any further...
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...Lisa turned her "kneeling move" into a "kneeling SPLIT move" and blew everyone's minds.
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...but I'm including pics because Lisa never fails to "bring her," as the Canadians are fond of saying.
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I don't remember what song and I don't have any screen pics to clue me in....
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Then Lisa sang again!
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...pictures of her flashing her cans while making retard faces! Hahaha.
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Holy moly, you're goooooor-geous! You have to be careful with Lisa - she can get a big head pretty quickly, so it's important to always balance out the super-pretty photos of her looking all windswept and dreamy with...
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There are very few things we take seriously. Karaoke, however, is one of them.
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Dreams by Fleetwood Mac (which always makes me think of Karen every time I hear it because she's responsible for me buying Rumours).
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Then Lisa sang!
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Lisa went first. (Typical).
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...the selection is limited to songs that existed when FUCKING LASERDISCS were being manufactured! Hahaha. So we did the only thing that made sense...
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We left Winnie's around 1:15am. Not because it was late. Not because we were too drunk (hey, you can never be too drunk for karaoke, right?). Not even because we'd run out of songs that we wanted to sing.
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Then Lisa sang!
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Killed it. Look at Pauly singing and pointing. Must've been a Jovi tune.
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Lisa really loved Scott's song too! (I'm starting to suspect that maybe she was just drunk!)
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Lisa in love.
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Lisa's face says it all.
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Hahaha. YES!
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After filling our gullets with treats and booze, someone realized that we were just a few short blocks away from Winnie's! Which is the best karaoke bar in Chinatown (where all the songs are still on LASER DISC)! Check out the rocking troupe we had. Hahaha.
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I'm not sure if this photo was about learning to whistle or molars.
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We may have also had a tiny, private dancer party in the hallway.
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Deeeee-lish.
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Lisa stopped on the way there to show off some of her Tawny Kitaen moves on a filthy street-mattress. Getting bed bugs never looked so fucking sexy!
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I headed over with Lisa and Pauly (I know they're standing in "Pauly and Lisa" order in this photo, but that just doesn't roll off the tongue quite as nicely)...
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LUMBERJACK!
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We hope the large tip we left and all the booby flashes provided by our womenfolk helped make up for our state that evening. We'll try not to let it happen ever again for at least a couple of months.

Love,
Lisa Michelle, Pauly, Meredith, Iva and Brian.
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Lisa showed off Pauly's MANLY chest...
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Three times a lady indeed.
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Lisa got the meat-orgy that is the LUMBERJACK SPECIAL.
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I'm not allowed to show the couple of photos that happened after this, but man oh man, are they funny.
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Head to the Odessa Diner for milkshakes and flexdowns!
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Here's us walking down the street totally wasted even though it was only 11:30pm!
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And then a big finish! Ta-da!
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Hahaha.
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He took it in stride!
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Hahahaha.
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...and decided to just take it on up to the stage to "assist" the gentleman who was in the middle of his song!
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After a while, Lisa wasn't content to keep her partying vibe limited to the corner of the bar...
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Dancing it out.
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Living the dream.
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I love these next few photos so much.
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You go, girl. You go.
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...this totally dirty-by-accident photo! Holy moly! But one thing's for sure, it certainly clears up any doubts anyone had about Lisa's ability to, ummm, work the mic.