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All done! Congrats on your new place, you two!
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Still! More! Unloading! To! Do! < / shatner >
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On Saturday, a whole bunch of us went to Brooklyn to help Siege and Katie move!
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Siege presents a near-empty apartment! Woooo!
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After, Kate and Siege took us all out for pizza and beers for helping with the schlepping. Mmmmmm, pizza. Mmmmmm, beer.
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Nina, Siege, Amanda and KT!
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Siege and Cat.
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...and we all marveled at "Heart of the Cajuns" painting that Siege's agent had given him of an old family photo of Siege with his mom and little brother.
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And here's Old Siege One-Eye getting down with one of the birthday cupcakes I made!
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When Siege takes the camera off the tripod...
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Hahahaha. I love this photo so much. I love how he's all shrugging like "Who, me?" Happy Birthday, handsome!
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After everyone had eaten their King Cake, the party moved to the room with a camera and...
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Sarah, Nina, Wendy, the Birthday Boy and me.
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Happy Birthday, Siege!
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Hahaha. It's rare thing to see this man surprised.
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A little after 1am, Katie brought out a King Cake that Siege's mom had FedExed up from New Orleans for the occasion!
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...and then Siege stopped by for a quick rimmin'!
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Team 2 was Gurj, Siege, Katie and Meredith.
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...everyone just kept yelling out "FEET FEET VAGINA-FEET!"
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Back to the game!
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Katie, Siege, and Gurj trying to figure out Meredith's pantomime. In the middle of our heated game, a timeout was called when it was discovered...
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Meredith had to get up for work bright and early the next morning too and bid me goodnight a little past midnight. (Siege was on hand to mock yet another early-departing guest).
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Nina, Siege (trying to hide!) and Meredith.
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Here's Siege pretending he's shocked by Mandy giving the monkey the ball-cup from underneath reach-around!
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And here's Emily twenty minutes later getting the big "L is for Loser" from Siege after announcing that she was leaving to go home and sleep! But if Siege had known Emily for as long as I have - he'd know that Emily needs AT LEAST 10 hours of a sleep a night! No hard time from me, sugar! Thanks for going out of your way to swing by on a weeknight!
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Almost full...
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...finished! (With almost no room in the truck to spare!) After we'd finished emptying Meredith's place...
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With all of my stuff loaded up, we all crammed into the U-Haul cab to head over to Meredith's apartment on Orchard Street and get all of her stuff!
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Siege, Ellen, Sarah (and KT - not pictured because she showed up later in the afternoon) = BEST. FRIENDS. EVER! Keep in mind, this wasn't about helping one person move...this was about taking taking our U-Haul to BOTH of apartments, and then unloading all of our stuff into our new place. Oooof!
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Talk about a perfect Sunday! We ended the night with ANOTHER Cranium party at my apartment. Here's Siege making Grant his puppet bitch in a rousing round of Sideshow (where you have to get your team to guess a clue by using your teammate's arms and legs to act out charades!) Happy July 2006!
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Siege got Cajun-violent!
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Hahahaha.
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Check out the 'stache! (And the hand on top of his head is supposed to be Siege's mohawk. Hahahah)
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...aid in his impersonation of Siege! Hahaha.
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A little after 4pm, we decided to pack up our beach gear and head back to the subway.
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But, now that I think about it, you probably already knew that .
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We came back from our swim to find Siege, KT and Mer in the midst of a heated game of beach Scrabble.
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Siege was on the scene taking pics of the ladies.
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Later that night, Siege, Meredith, Sarah and Karen came over for some Sunday night Cranium! Wooooo!
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Katie threw in some titties! And Grant swooped in at the last minute...
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...all sorts of indignities from our opposing team. Here's me showing off my sweet ass (for the second time in the same entry! That's gotta be a new record!).
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On Sunday night, the gang came over to our apartment to play some Cranium. Siege got a "Sense-o-sketch" question (that's where you have to draw with your eyes closed) and made the mistake of blindfolding himself with his own hat! An action that left him vulnerable to...
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..for the piece d'resistance braining! It looks like his nuts are almost touching Siege's hat! Nice!
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So were KT, Siege and Amanda!
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Siege and Fatty picked up my cam and used it to capture this sweet close-up.
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I think this photo accurately depicts how Siege felt about the evening!
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Oh, that's it! She's trying to slyly grope her titty! Busted! Hahaha.
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Here's a group shot of a whole bunch of us waiting for a car service to show up to take us to the "next location!" By the way, what's that Nina's doing to KT over there in the corner?
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After the birthday cake had been sliced up, passed around and eaten, Siege brought out the special "King Cake" that his mom sends up from New Orleans every year! A "King Cake" has a little plastic baby baked into it and if you end up getting the piece of cake that contains said baby, YOU ARE THE KING! In this case, the Kingship entitled you to VIP treatment at the stripclub the party was soon moving on to!
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Here's everybody clapping because he did such a good job blowing out ALL THOSE candles.
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On Thursday night I went out to Brooklyn to celebrate Siege's birthday!
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...Siege got STAMPED!
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Siege and Fatty.
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Amanda's big red lips and Siege. Right after this photo was taken, Amanda used those big red lips and...
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Here's Siege, me and Jake Brownstain giving Grant accolades.
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Hahaha. I love this photo! Here's Amanda, Siege, Grant, Mike, Brownstain and Eric George all throwing down B-boy (and B-Girl!) style.
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Nina and Siege!
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...and headed out to Brooklyn to celebrate Katie's birthday. Here's Siege (aka - "Ringleader of Trouble") preparing to ignite...
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Even Siege was there (briefly)! Check him out getting some double nipple pinchin' action in his D&D shirt (This is no game, indeed!)
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Which sorta became the catalyst for a 2nd little mini-party in my bedroom.
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Happy 9006, Siege! (I didn't know you were celebrating the Jewish calendar!)
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Siege (drinking a Sour Apple Smirnoff Ice, no less!) and Mandy Moo.
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We even got Siege to try a veggie samosa. (It was the closest thing we had to an orange food so he really had no choice). Siege's Website
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Grant, Mer, Siege and KT.
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The affair started low-key with the usual suspects (Grant, Fatty, Katie, Amanda and Siege) chilling in my room.
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...a fashion show of his new underwear! Check Siege's expression! Hahahah.
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He also received a lump of coal. Hahaha.
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Siege got a game called "What the F*ck" that's supposed to help you instigate naughtiness at parties. (Yeah, like this fuggin' guy needs help in that department).
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Amanda got Grant a DVD player that plays DVDs from all regions so that he could watch DVDs from England!
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Amanda prepares to open the giant, over-sized nativity scene card that I got for here that played music when you open it! (The MIDI version of "Silent Night, Holy Night" if I recall correctly).
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Siege got Blanche Barton's The Church of Satan!
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Siege gets a different Richard Dawkins book - Fatty strikes again!
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...an LED belt buckle that you can program to display custom, scrolling messages on!
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Amanda (I think!) got Siege...
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...but than was totally stoked to open it up and find that we'd just used the DVD case to hide some Viagara!
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He unwrapped it and was bummed to discover we'd gotten him a $9.99 second-hand copy of Lovely and Amazing...
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Hahah. Siege likey!
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Clayton Claus.
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...Camomile Marigold Herbal bath salts (this dude loves him some baths).
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A History of Britain? Had to be from Grant!
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Siege got...
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...and Satanism / Mötley Crüe. Hahahah. (We would've outnumbered Team: Jew but Katie was out in Minnesota spending the holidays with her family).
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...while us non-Jews repped across the table for anarchy...
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Siege shows off his Christmas Feast!
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Our blurry entrance!
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Siege shows off some Sphincterine - the breath mint, for your ass!
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Siege shows off the *used!* light-up speculum that Jake Brownstain gave him as a "gift." "Er, thanks dude."
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Hickeyed Siege and Amanda sans glasses.
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Siege and Katie.
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It's Peek-a-Boo Siege!
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Siege popping out a bday boobie!
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Hahah.
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Amanda trashin' it up.
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Siege shooting all of the party guests in the kitchen.
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*Gasp!*
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The fruit of Ellen's labor! It's Birthday Titty cake!
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Siege shows off his new telephoto lens (with pistol grip!).
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The birthday boy trying to ease his "lack of handjob" disappointment with a lil' comfort food.
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Katie came out to greet us in all her white-trash glory and while Siege was busy being surprised by all his guests, Grant and I snuck off to the bathroom so that we could don our own...
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Siege nursing his swollen nuts on the subway ride out to Brooklyn for the surprise party (which he'd totally figured out was coming. I mean, c'mon, birthday or not it's always suspicious when two of your friends are like "Let's hang out in Manhattan for an hour and then go back to your place in Brooklyn.").