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Not only is Grant the kind of friend that drives to the airport at midnight to pick you up, unfurl a flag and feed you Canadian donuts, he also stocks the car with exoctic local delicacies like ketchup-flavored potato chips!
whistler iv: camping at joffre lakes
August 13, 2013
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On Friday evening, I had dinner with this lovely gentleman.
the august roundup
August, 2013
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Hahah. I love this photo! He still has no idea...
the december roundup
December, 2012
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The show-stealer of the evening was most definitely Hans' BRUTAL sunburn. Haha.
the may roundup
May, 2012
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...score some cookies! I went to go see the movie 50/50 and Mer and Gurj went to Irving Plaza to visit Ellen at a Third Eye Blind DVD shoot. (No, seriously!)
the october roundup
October, 2011
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...down.
the october roundup
October, 2010
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Culinary skills: I has them.
the february roundup
February, 2010
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..the sign spun around! Haha.
honeymoon in bali part two
September 06, 2009
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Uh-oh! Looks like the old ball and chain is demanding to be taken home. Haha.
my 33rd birthday
August 08, 2009
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Court and John Berk! The open bar ended at 11pm, but Court made an executive decision to throw down some plastic and keep the party train rolling. Yes! Love how the Cosby sweater has made it over to John at this point.
the december roundup: part two
December, 2008
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This photo makes me laugh out loud every time I see it. Soooo good. (Bonus points to Jessica for finger-pointing like a professional wrestler from the 80s. Yes!)
amy and matt's wedding
October 19, 2008
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On Sunday morning the dishwasher overflowed with suds because someone put the wrong kind of detergent in there! I love Meredith's expression in this photo.
the august roundup: part two
August, 2008
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Hahaha. We got to Hanger Bar and it was practically empty. Which meant that Sarah and Karen were extra excited when we showed up with a whole crew.
the july roundup
July, 2008
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Which the locals affectionately refer to as "The D.P." (which is accidental comedy gold as far as I'm concerned).

When most people think of New Jersey, they think of Guidos and horrible orange-women with belly-jewelry. While that's certainly something that Jersey should be famous for, what most people don't realize is that if you go into any part of western NJ near the PA border, Jersey is totally filled with rednecks! The DP was the embodiment of Jersey redneckness. We walked in the place and it was filled with bearded men wearing cowboy hats singing along to the country music that was blasting over the PA. Scott looked like he fit in, but me, I looked like someone in need of an ass-kicking so we only stayed for a beer.
the october roundup: part two
October, 2007
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Scott, Emily and me. Aw, yeah - Roxbury High School!
the july roundup: part one
July, 2005
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...ON HIS FACE! Hahahahah. Holy shit. You might think you've seen a dude freak out before - but you've never seen anything like this. Keep in mind, this guy was getting huffy because he didn't want his HAND stamped. When he got all aggro and leaned in towards Pete, Pete stamped him with the quickness. The bouncer had to be called over, Sarah and the French guy went outside so he could cool down and Pete was promptly removed from his stamping post. Hahah.
my 28th birthday at misshapes
August 07, 2004
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And here's the re-enactment of Karen's birthday complete with Susan playing a traumatized onlooker. Let's get a closer look at this pic, shall we?
a diamond dave 4th of july
July 04, 2004
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Oh my god. Sofa King funny. This pic actually gives the original a run for its money.
a diamond dave 4th of july
July 04, 2004
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It's not even midnight and already Jen and Beth are acting up.
welcome back grant party
February 26, 2004
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Right in the middle of her song, she ripped open her shirt to reveal Apocalypstik stickers covering her titties. Amazing.
sarah's birthday bash: part two
February 07, 2004
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"You're a jew!"
trip to cali part 5: back to la
December 19, 2003
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...quickly digressed into another Sears' Catalog-inspired photo shoot. "Look! Over there!" "No! Look over there!"
european vacation part 8: scooter madness!
October 25, 2003
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I was trying to take a video of us rocking out but took a picture instead and managed to capture us in the midst of some pretty serious MetalFaces (check out Fatty pretending to play kit in the background with his DrummerFAce in full effect. Hahaha).
boys weekend in newport part four: race back to nyc
August 01, 2003
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...and we finally managed to blend in at The Hole. "Haaaaaay!"
grant gets gay
March 27, 2003
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Tara's the only girl I've ever met who has Holly Hobby lingerie. Aye Carumba!
random february pics
February, 2003
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Amy thwarts some would-be bar-hussy that was giving Chris the eye.
chris and mandy get married
September 21, 2002
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Two screwdrivers later, the midget was still ambulatory (and dancing up a storm) So we decided it was time to step things up a notch...and started buying him shots. Of Tequilla. Cheap Tequilla. Cheap Bar Tequilla...which he drank with no further prompting from us, on the dancefloor. (Note girl in white shirt in the background laughing and pointing.) Tequilla makes all kinds of people do crazy stuff. We couldn't wait to see what it would make the midget do...
midget madness
December 21, 2001