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Hahaha. Or maybe she was just...
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Meredith jumping for joy after getting into comfie clothes.
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I tried to take a photo of Meredith dancing but she jumped right as my flash went off and instead I ended up with this awesome shot of Mer's airborne boobies. Yes!
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...is the only person I've ever seen who has "jumping and kicking" skills that rival Grant's. Check out the height he gets! (This photo was taken by Jackie Roman)
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...but managed to guess the correct answer right at the buzzer! Success! (This photo makes me so happy)
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Of course, this led to more jumping action shots! Meredith did the jumping jack while Grant went for the more difficult David Lee Roth version
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Hahahah. And then he took this amazing photo of us jumping! (Meredith looks like a frog!)
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Victory!
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Homegirl takes the game SERIOUSLY! Here she is charading her way into my heart.
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Action jump-shot in the parking lot. I love this photo SOOOOO MUCH! From L to R: Karen, Jenny, Matt, Gurj, Grant and Meredith!
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Again, I'm not sure what song it was, but it apparently required some pogo-ing...
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Dan jumping again. Clearer shot, but gayer jump. Haha.
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...and then blew right into their set! (I wish this photo wasn't so blurry because it's the sweetest shot of Dan four feet in the air).
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...and that's a motherfucking DLR (David Lee Roth) jump-kick!
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And take two! Hahahah. I love how in this 2nd photo it almost looks like they're both just kneeling on the floor.
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They hotel closed down the reception room at 1am and I'm happy to announce that Meredith and I were among the very last guests. Here's Meredith and Tara jumping for joy on the dance floor at the end of the night. Take one!
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Twice.
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...jumped for joy in the hallway.
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On Friday night, I hopped into Dennis's car and he drove me up to attend Stoopid Newman's birthday party in South Norwalk, CT. (Newman was Dennis's roommate in college and my roommate for almost two years right after college). Right as we were about to walk into the party, I remarked that Dennis's gift for Newman "looked too nice." Dennis agreed, so we took turns stomping the shit out in the parking lot before we went into the party. Hahaha. Dennis went first.


Then I gave it a few more kicks and scuffs for good measure.
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Hey, smashing pumpkins.
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Reunited and it...
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This is Meredith's victory move. Hahah.
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...Leigh's turkey-claw hand! Hahahahaha.
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Then Sean busted out his camera and took one of Leigh, me and Nina jumping. Leigh was determined to look as serene as possible and not pull any funny faces. She succeeded almost too well.
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Later on, I got everybody to get up and do a jump take for my camera. They got it perfect on the first try. Every time I'm having a crappy day, I can look at this pick and it will instantly make me laugh my ass off. Everybody is pulling great faces too (click here for hi-rez version). But the very best thing about this photo is...
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Sarah says she looks likes she in a douche advertisement. "So fresh and so clean!" Hahahah.
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Hahaha.
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...diving off the tower of the boat and taking pictures. Group shot!
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We left the party and headed back to Beford to catch the subway. Check out this "off to see the Wizard" shot that either Katie or Siege managed to snap. Hahaha.
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But on the 2nd attempt, JACKPOT! (And this time with only a 1:10 finger to lens coverage ratio.
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He closed in for the kill with an aerial classic (bonus points awarded for the finger pointing at the ground).
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Hahahaha. Grant executes a new move.
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And to practive your aerial manuevers.
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Higher!
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...the craziest, highest rock n' roll jump kick I've ever seen in my life. If only DLR (who lives less than a block away, incidentally) could've been there to see it - he would've wept with joy knowing his heir apparent lives. (This is so wallpaper worth - click here for the hi-res version).
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Hahaha. The fact that Fatty and Grant are making eye contact make this "Back to the Future" moment even funnier.
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...here he is at the peak! How fucking unbelievable is this picture? As soon as I clicked the shutter I knew I'd managed to capture something magical. Click here to download a full-size, high-resolution version. Because you know you want to set this shit as your desktop wallpaper.
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Here's my failed attempt to catch him at the peak of a DLR kick - don't worry, they'll be plenty more of this later.
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This picture is so awesome it merrited a close up. So here you go.
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...SID AND BUDDY KARAOKE! After a long hiatus from the karaoke circuit, Grant came back with a fierceness! Pulling his usual ariel stunts...
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Grant's jam got everyone crazy amounts of worked up. Going so far as to inspire Candy to try her first DLR (David Lee Roth) onstage air kick!
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After years spent capturing Grant's airborne antics, I was on the money to capture Pete's antics.
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That's right. Jumping over my own leg. Awwww, yeah.
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Hahahaha.
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After my little nappy nap, Grant and I headed down to Eastern Eye to pick up the enormous order of Indian food we'd ordered for dinner (where I managed to snap this sick-ass photo of Grant's superb rendition of the rarely seen sideways variation of the DLR [that's Mr. Lee Roth, to you son] air kick.)
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Me rocking out to House of Pain's "Jump." Did that "action" hair o' mine.
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Chris jumping off the rock (and getting bonus points for coldlamping mid-air Thrasher magazine style, circa 1984).
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Dah-dah-dorks
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If you thought you loved the original, wait until you get a load of the sequel: Grant jumping off the rock, PART II!
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Grant jumping off the rock.
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Fatty jumping off the rock.
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Action shot of me jumping off the rock.
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If you've ever played Frisbee with Grant, you'd know that he thinks he's Michael Jordan. Seriously. Instead of ever just taking a few steps back to catch the frisbee, he'll stay exactly where he is and try to jump and catch it. Since Grant is 68" tall, the letter "a" here represents approximately 36" (a little more half of his body). The letter "b" represents the approximate reach of Grant's arms outstreched. And the letter "c" represents the remaining 33" of pure vertical leap he'd require to catch the frisbee. Somebody get this kid a trampoline.
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After we were done with the laser show, he headed back to the streets to look for something fun to do. Having totally given up on any of us scoring some "Haha" for the night, we decided to do what we do best: Take. Stupid. Pictures. Yeah! Here's Grant doing his first DLR-Kick (That's David Lee Roth) on (off?) Cretan soil.
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Check him out, mid running-flip over six people. Insanity.
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Then we went to Washington Sqaure Park and managed to catch these two rad shots of the finale of Tic N' Tac's show. (Tic N' Tac are twins from Harlem that front a breakdancing troupe that performs regularly in the park most of the year. If you're ever in New York, you should try to catch them in the park because they're even better than the scary Halloween guy.)
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Saturday night was slow - so Grant and I walked around Chinatown and decided to take pictures. The night's theme: ACTION! Here's Grant doing a double-footed flying kick at a pile of fruit boxes.
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More appropos to Chinatown, here's the spinning back-kick version.
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Hahahah. There were like 10 pictures on the cam of Fatty trying to acheive DLR-ness. This is the closest he came.
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Success! Grant pulls off the slight more difficult "Panama" variation of the DLR kick. Noice!
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This is my new fave pic of Grant. He looks like an eight year-old on Christmas morning.
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... their DLR (David Lee Roth) kicks! Check out Grizzle in the background. Haha.
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...while I played with the retriever that Ross & Jord were dogsitting. SuperDog action shot!
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Here's the lesser-seen "sideways DLR (that's David Lee Roth, playa) kick."
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Here he is hanging off of store awning...which caused the mop to break.
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A block past the farting woman, Doug finds a mop on the street and decides that he going to use it, as he said, for some "Good ol' fashioned mop-pole-vaulting." Here is off the stairs....
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Hey! That's my bum!
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Then Joey!
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Emma went first!
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Well, three steps into his "run," the board let out a loud "CRACK" and Grant bailed (like we all knew he would). Again, check out Ross screaming with laughter in the background.
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Okay, at this point it starting to show that the party was open bar all night. After watching me jump over my leg, an overconfident Josh Newman says "Hey, anyone can do that." He's not even holding his foot and he still couldn't do it.
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Scott and Petey The Wonder Dog.
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We drank so much that night that it somehow made perfect sense to jump into the Christian Science Center fountain. (photo by Katie.)
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Jen, Ceasar and Jess. Taken while we were setting up my house for a party. (although I can't remember why they were so excited.)