Halloween was on a Friday and that kind of sucks because then EVERYONE comes into town and the streets get a little messy. I was moseying down 2nd Ave on my way to a party and I randomly ran into Josh and Jenny. A full two years before the Jersey Shore debuted on MTV Josh absolutely murdered with his douchebag costume. (Check him doing the shocker and everything!). Jenny was the Wicked Witch of the West. Man, I can't stop looking at Josh's outfit. Ok, and that killer pout. Genius.
This is the very last photo of me at my own birthday party! Right after this photo was taken, I made the mistake of having ANOTHER drink and smoking MORE pot and the room started spinning 'round like the blades of a helicopter. Instead of making a big deal about how sick I was feeling, I just grabbed Meredith and quietly told her "I'm gonna go take a couple of laps" and sneaked out of the party to wander the manicured gardens of Stuytown until I felt better.
Turns out that these were plates from the buffet at the MSG after party. Jenny had taken a whole bunch of food from the buffet, put it between two glass plates, wrapped it in a napkin and put it in her purse. But the napkin had come undone...
Oh, and then upon exiting the dj booth, she started doing doing a little "private show" for our good friend THE LURKER, whose patience finally paid off!
Sarah, who's clearly a better friend than me, realized what was happening and rushed over out of the booth to stop Jenny from ass-flashing THE LURKER. I love that Jenny's mischievously smiling while being admonished.
OMFG. I'm writing this entry after a totally crummy day at work and this photo just instantly made me able to forget my bad day. Hahah. Check out LURKER totally getting his half-hearted party on with the ladies.
A couple minutes later we're up six people (seven if you count THE LURKER in the corner). Check out Jenny Penny popping out a, uhhh, valentine for Marisa. (And is that Paul Hanley in the hoodie?)
And here's Jenny showing off one of her gifts: a bartender's guide that had pictures of topless, oiled sluts cupping their boobies on every page! (Clearly given to Jenny by someone who knows her well!). Happy Birthday, Jenny!
On the way back from Siege's, I decided to swing by Eva's Halloween party (Meredith opted for bed)! Jenny Penny was there showing off that she'd decided to actually tone it down for Halloween by dressing like Amy Winehouse.
...she stopped mid-sentence as soon as it became clear that I was indeed showing her a picture of her own crotch and just goes "NOOOOOOOOO!" Hahahaha. Amazing. Jenny Penny I ♥ you so much!
Jenny Penny showed up and from across the room I saw her gliding and stumbling through the crowd. Stumbing, sure that's standard Jenny Penny behavior. But gliding? I was totally confused. But as she got closer, it became clear that the reason she was gliding and stumbling wasn't because she was drunk...
Halfway through the song, Chris left the stage and brought the rock out into the crowd. (Check out the look Jenny Penny is giving him over there on the left. I love the fact that the girl who decided to wear ROLLERSKATES INDOORS TO KARAOKE is like "I don't know about this guy. Seems like he's going a little overboard.")
...it was because she was wearing ROLLERSKATES! Hahaha. Oh, Jenny Penny you're my favorite. She also, for reasons unknown to any rational human, decided that a pink frilly parasol was the perfect accessory to her indoor rollerskates and knee-high sports-socks! Hahaha.
...until Jenny showed us how it's done! (PS - Look at how she's masterfully cradling it at the bottom! How'd you get so good at cradling balls like that, Jenny?)
Before leaving town, we decided to stop off and get ourselves a huge brunch at some chain restaurant (TGIF? Chili's? Ruby Tuesday? Applebee's? Anyone remember?). Here's Eva and Jenny totally excited about brunch while Matt works on waking up / recovering from almost a year on the road.
...and then decided to head down to the venue. Here's Jenny and Meredith posing with the exquisite, electric-blue, metallic Buddha near our elevator. Classy!
