grant


showing 2005 only · show all years
grant
By the way, a dildo that big is one thing...but a buttplug? Jeeeee-sus. I don't even want to think about the kind of person that can fit this thing up their ass.
grant
...Grant Stoddard, you are correct, sir! Back in May Grant briefly worked (as a Staff Writer? Editor?) at Playgirl Magazine. A few weeks after starting, his book sold and he promptly left.
grant
That'll do it. Thanks.
grant
Hahahah. (Note Fatty's GIANT glass of scotch!)
grant
Dancefloor!
grant
Grant wanted to trade "headwear."
grant
...wanted to get in on some of the runway struttin' action.
grant
Fierce!
grant
Ready?
grant
Amanda & Grant.
grant
*Gasp!*
grant
Grizz and Amanda cracking beers in the kitchen.
grant
Katie was bending over behind the couch and I managed to snap this shot of the free show we all got! Free show!
grant
Amanda and Grant.
grant
...moustaches! Hahaha. Every single time I look at Grant's expression in this pic I actually laugh out loud. (And now that I'm looking again, I guess my silky, blonde moustache is pretty sweet as well).
grant
...white-trash accoutrements. Check out our sweet, matching...
grant
Siege nursing his swollen nuts on the subway ride out to Brooklyn for the surprise party (which he'd totally figured out was coming. I mean, c'mon, birthday or not it's always suspicious when two of your friends are like "Let's hang out in Manhattan for an hour and then go back to your place in Brooklyn.").
grant
Here's Grant and I waiting on the corner of Delancey and Bowery for Siege to come off the JMZ (if you don't live in NYC, that's a subway). Grant and I decided that the best way to keep Siege occupied for an hour and give him some birthday loving would be to take him to...
grant
Jerome and wonky-eyed Grant!
grant
On Saturday Grant, Amanda and I went out to Brooklyn to attend a party at...
grant
On Friday night we met up with Brandon who was in town from Budapest and went to his friend's party on the LES (Brandon, you may remember, was the internet stranger who went out of his was to be our gracious host when Grant, Jake and I were in Berlin and Budapest a few weeks prior.)
grant
Meredith, Grant and Victoria.
grant
Grant rocking Amanda's shades.
grant
Reunited with my old roomie Victoria!
grant
On Thursday afternoon Grant and I met up for lunch at the Homestyle Cafe (where we pretty much ate lunch together every single day for like 2 years when we worked at Nerve.com / Spring Street). He had a meeting later that week with his friend that's now an editor and Glamour and I was going to try to help him brainstorm and come up wtih story ideas he could pitch.
grant
Hahaha.
grant
Grant getting his score from the judges.
grant
Grant showed up and came correct with his version of Rick James' Superfreak (which had me worried. Because if we both ended up in the finals, he would no doubt pull out I Believe in a Thing Called Love by The Darkness which, having already used my only nuclear option, I would have no chance of competing against).
grant
Once Grant got settled onto the cot to check out how comfortable it was, his laughter stopped. Jake and my laughter, however, did not stop.
grant
Hahaha. This is where you can go to get your scrotum augmented.
grant
On Wednesday afternoon Grant and I met up with his Uncle and Aunt that were in town from Norway. (Uncle Phil is Grant's dad's brother).
grant
Fast forward a week and Meredith and I have just gotten back into town after our trip. I immediately rang up the boys and we made plans to meet up for a drink so that I could bestow upon them exotic gifts from Jamaica...
grant
En Route back to Helsinki where Brian would be joining us from Estonia. Back to you, Bri Bri
grant
I almost shit my pants laughing when...
grant
Me and snow.
grant
We spent our last day Lapland on a Reindeer farm.
grant
This is the lake where we went fishing. We were first given giant steel corkscrews to get through twenty some inches of ice, then sat in the cold for an hours as the fish underneath mocked us.
grant
Awesome.
grant
So very, very cold.
grant
This is Jordan (another writer) and I on one of the breaks we took, enroute to ice fishing.
grant
Snowmobiling time! Without being asked to show our driver's licences we were each given thermal overalls and a powerful snowmobile with which to speed over the tundra! (PS- It says "Jew" next to my head.)
grant
I like weather this cold; It's not often I get to rock my aqua head sock.
grant
It winked at me!
grant
A little motor stops the water from freezing solid. Remember the air temperature is -51 C. THAT'S MINUS 60 FAHRENHEIT!
grant
Huddling for warmth.
grant
Factory floor.
grant
Big eye!
grant
Me plus a glassy-eyed Augusto.
grant
We had to get up at 7:45 the next morning to go to a (*wretch*) 8:30 vodka tasting at the local Finlandia bottling plant. The only thing keeping us awake was the promise of a co-ed sauna experience.
grant
I cheated nausea...
grant
Me and Darren putting the cold in cold lamping.
grant
This is Darren of Out Traveler magazine (as in out of the closet, not like "out and about"). He was one of the the writers on the trip and was intent on bagging a Finn. Those fresh silver coats are given to you as you enter the bar we were in...
grant
Me and the always lovely Kim of Brown-Forman (the company that does PR for Finlandia).
grant
...Instantly tough!
grant
Just a little off the top and I'm...
grant
BUDGET BARBER SHOP!
grant
and take silly pictures of our silly hair.
grant
Good and drunk, Jake and I decided to go back to my room...
grant
Hour 35 without sleep. The other writers went back to the hotel while we hit a bar that the kids hang out at.

The guy begind us is Gus. He was editor from Hombre magazine. Yeah, we thought it was a porno mag to but we were wrong. That's Honcho. Hombre is a Latin lifestyle mag. Gus kept wanting to tell us about "something that changed his life". Turns out it was Landmark Forum. Boo.
grant
Tired but happy.
grant
Get the fuck out before your face freezes. This is me beginning to freeze.
grant
Me trying to look all Soviet and shit.
grant
Me in an alley...
grant
Too psyched to nap away the jet-lag we went out and about in downtown Helsinki.
grant
The maid's view of me in my room. This really doesn't do the room's at the hotel Kamp justice. Our rooms were awesome. They had phones next to the crapper.
grant
On Wednesday morning Grant came over to Meredith's to show off his new thermal undies and say goodbye. The next day, he and Jake were leaving for a five day all expenses paid press junket trip to Finland and Lapland! (A few days after they left, I flew into Estonia and we all met up in Helsinki to kick off a trip through Europe).
grant
...he tossed me off under the covers. (They also give you packs of mayo that make for sweet under the blanket handjob action). Jake kept telling me that the trip wasn't exactly free.
grant
I swore at Jake and then...
grant
Getting all Hamas with a hot towel.
grant
Some pre-dinner beerskis...
grant
Admiral's club just means you get plates of baby carrots and ranch dressing, but you get to do it in leather chairs, while businessmen give you shitty looks.
grant
Grant, who'd been the biggest proponent for Fatty getting the fireplace operational ("Just imagine the S'more we'll be able to make!") give this double thumbs up.
grant
...stupid photos of us putting spoons in our eyes and talking like robots. (WTF?).
grant
On Monday night I met up with Grant and Fatty for some tasty Thai and some...
grant
On Sunday I braved the cold for brunch with the Grizz and David Kreitman (DeeKayEnWhy) and our old diner standby - The Midnight Cafe.
grant
Mmmmm, racist.
grant
Grant and Nina.
grant
Mike, Grant and Nina
grant
Seith (in town visiting from Boston..wooo!) me and Grizz.
grant
Nick (who can't seem to pull any pose other than the "get a load of this guy" pose) and Grant.
grant
Fiasco rocked it. And I even managed to grab a (yes, somewhat shoddy) pic of Grant pulling some DLR action on stage.
grant
Grant, Fatty and Frank after the show. Is it me, or does Fatty look a bit like Richard Hell in this pic?
grant
Here's me in my free fur hat, free fleece and totally gratis outer jacket.
grant
Then drinks. I love this pic. (And I love that Amanda's started drinking Grant's signature drink: Stoli Vanilla and ginger ale with a cherry in it.)
grant
(Grant gives Dith the evil eye)