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karaoke + me
By the look on my face, I'm guessing it was something with high notes.
seth's surprise party part two karaoke and afterhours
March 13, 2004
karaoke + me
Seth called on the audience to help him sing his next diddy.
seth's surprise party part two karaoke and afterhours
March 13, 2004
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Seth, do you remember what the hell we sang together?
seth's surprise party part two karaoke and afterhours
March 13, 2004
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A bad name, indeed. Thanks for all the support ladies. You done made New Jersey proud.
seth's surprise party part two karaoke and afterhours
March 13, 2004
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When you do the Jovi right, girls can't help but touch their boobies! Hot damn!
seth's surprise party part two karaoke and afterhours
March 13, 2004
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Pass the mic around!
skiing in vt and seth's surprise party
March 11, 2004
karaoke + me
Or at least it did until her friend decided to get in on it by rubbing his ass all over me.
fatty quits and two karaoke nights
March 01, 2004
karaoke + me
Quicly became a duet. Er, sort of. This girl didn't sing with me, however, she did lay writing on the stage while I sang and did all sorts of crazy floor dancing. It significantly enhanced my performance.
fatty quits and two karaoke nights
March 01, 2004
karaoke + me
A mere three nights later and Grant and I found ourselves back on Sid & Buddy's karaoke stage, this time down in the basement of Remote Lounge.
fatty quits and two karaoke nights
March 01, 2004
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I'm just a poor boy nobody love me. Good night.
fatty quits and two karaoke nights
March 01, 2004
karaoke + me
What started out as a solo performance...
fatty quits and two karaoke nights
March 01, 2004
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...invite the three of us to share the stage with him.
fatty quits and two karaoke nights
March 01, 2004
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Yeah, when the ass worship photos start - you know things have totally spiraled out of control. In fact, after ass worship, only one stop remains on the embarrassing train of intoxication...
fatty quits and two karaoke nights
March 01, 2004
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...um, interesting pictures.
fatty quits and two karaoke nights
March 01, 2004
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I wasted no time and headed right for the stage. Grant manned my cam and managed to take some...
fatty quits and two karaoke nights
March 01, 2004
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Awwww, what's cuter than this? Reunited and it feels so good...
welcome back grant party
February 26, 2004
karaoke + me
After making sure our breath was nice and spicy, we headed one block east to Remote Lounge for the "Welcome Back Grant Karaoke Spectacular!"
welcome back grant party
February 26, 2004
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Here's the dramatic hi-five that led to the night's anthem, Thin Lizzy's The Boys Are Back in Town.
welcome back grant party
February 26, 2004
karaoke + me
Hahaha. Congrats on the book, lizzadies!
em and lo's book release party
February 16, 2004
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Philip (one of the two guys who started the company that I moved out to SF to join) and me!
em and lo's book release party
February 16, 2004
karaoke + me
Bon Jovi? George Micheal? Sir Mix-a-lot? Who can remember?
sarah's birthday bash: part two
February 07, 2004
karaoke + me
Lo and me doing a duet.
sarah's birthday bash: part two
February 07, 2004
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Crowd response.
sarah's birthday bash: part one
February 07, 2004
karaoke + me
Judging by my red-from-screaming face, I'm guessing this is me singing "18 and Life"
sarah's birthday bash: part one
February 07, 2004
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...so I decided to pull "hey, this is my apartment" rank and cut the karaoke line! Hah!
sarah's birthday bash: part one
February 07, 2004
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michael t's birthday and karaoke with scott
January 15, 2004
karaoke + me
michael t's birthday and karaoke with scott
January 15, 2004
karaoke + me
Oh how sweet it is to be back.
the january roundup
January, 2004
karaoke + me
Saturday night, Emily and I put on our fancy duds and headed out to enjoy the only worthwhile nightlife in our town...
christmas with the fam
December 23, 2003
karaoke + me
You know him, you love him. Ladies and gentleman, put your hands together and give a warm welcome to Chi-Chi's Mexican Mall Strip's very own, Music Man Jo-Jo Russell! (Yo, y'all may remember Jo Jo from entries like "Thanksgiving 2002," the good news is, his long-promised website is finally up and running!)
christmas with the fam
December 23, 2003
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...Saturday night karaoke at Chi-Chi's Mexican Strip Mall restaurant. Holla!
christmas with the fam
December 23, 2003
karaoke + me
Here's me repping for the home state...
trip to cali part 4: the circle w ranch
December 18, 2003
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...and giving love a bad name.
trip to cali part 4: the circle w ranch
December 18, 2003
karaoke + me
Miye wasn't ready to brave the karaoke stage solo, so I helped ease her on in by teaming up for a duet. She spent more time sucking down her drink than she did singing.
back to back sid & buddy karaoke
November 19, 2003
karaoke + me
Leila took a quick break from her make out sesh to writhe and gratuitously cup her breasts next to me on stage while I sang. Thanks for that, hon. Motley Crue karaoke just isn't the same without a girl on the stage touching herself and shimmying suggestively.
back to back sid & buddy karaoke
November 19, 2003
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Yet again! As soon as she see's someone hold up a camera, *poof*, she hides.
back to back sid & buddy karaoke
November 19, 2003
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Me flanked by Leila and Chiara (aka - "The Trouble Twins") I sang, um, something. (See how Chiara's hiding again?)
back to back sid & buddy karaoke
November 19, 2003
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And then she topped it by doing the best interpretive dance I've ever seen of Bryan Adams' "Summer of '69."
european vacation part 5: reunited with grant.
October 22, 2003
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Group shot.
european vacation part 5: reunited with grant.
October 22, 2003
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There really wasn't anything you could have expected me to do! It was, in fact, a total eclipse of the heart. So just turn around, bright eyes! Ok?
european vacation part 5: reunited with grant.
October 22, 2003
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Rachael and I doing a duet.
the day before vacation
October 16, 2003
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I'm going to guess it was either "Gloria" or "Cum On Feel Tha Noize."
the day before vacation
October 16, 2003
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By the look on my face in both of these I was singing something very high.
the day before vacation
October 16, 2003
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I think we were singing "Total Eclipse of the Heart."
the day before vacation
October 16, 2003
karaoke + me
Here's Jamie singing "Bohemian Rhapsody" - and somewhere in the middle of the song, someone just handed me the most memorable children's toy in recent years...The Giant Hulk Fist.
karaoke blowout
September 21, 2003
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Eighteen and life, YOU'VE got it.
karaoke blowout
September 21, 2003
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Here's us kicking off the night right with a duet of Bonnie Tyler's "Total Eclipse of the Heart"
karaoke blowout
September 21, 2003
karaoke + me
Yep, and this one too. (Although, now that I think about it, I think we all might have been singing the four-part back up bit to Aerosmith's "Love In An Elevator" in these last two.)
karaoke with seth
September 02, 2003
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Guess who's moving to NYC soon?
two bbqs and karaoke
August 16, 2003
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"I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar. That much is true..."
two bbqs and karaoke
August 16, 2003
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"Don't you want me, baby? Don't you want me, oh-oh-oh-ohhh."
two bbqs and karaoke
August 16, 2003
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"You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar when I met you."
two bbqs and karaoke
August 16, 2003
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Big Daddy tearing it up with Huey Lewis' seminal "I Want a New Drug." Homeboy kicked it so hard he needed not one, but two blonde, hula-clad male dancers. Check out that face; the urgency - can't you see how much Big Daddy wants that new drug?
karaoke with brett
August 09, 2003
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I kicked off the night with my version of, um, errrrr, who knows - I guess that's why I shouldn't let over three months go by before I get around to captioning these stupid photos.
karaoke with brett
August 09, 2003
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Orange scarf? Hey, when you're doing karaoke three times a week after awhile you find you need "props" to "spice things up."
karaoke with brett
August 09, 2003
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Candy and I reminded everyone that Roxanne did indeed not need to be putting on that red light. Seriously, those days are over, Rox. For seriously.
sarah's lingerie karaoke birthday party
August 06, 2003
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Complete with mad Twister scramble during the instrumental break...
sid & buddy karaoke
May 19, 2003
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And for the big finale of the night, Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody!"
sid & buddy karaoke
May 19, 2003
karaoke + me
What, you don't believe me? See those two smoking hot, blonde hula girls? Yeah, that's right! They got so hot and bothered by my karaoke jam that right after i was done singing they took me in the bathroom and I totally got down with both of them! So who's gay now, huh? Huh?
sid & buddy karaoke
May 19, 2003
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Wait, what's that I gotta have again?
sid & buddy karaoke
May 19, 2003
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Yo, you can diss and say that karaoke's gay and all. But you clearly have no idea what you're talking about because karaoke makes chicks totally hot and then they want to do you.
sid & buddy karaoke
May 19, 2003
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..."Baby's Got Back!"
sid & buddy karaoke
May 19, 2003
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She's got eyes of the bluest skies...
sid & buddy karaoke
May 19, 2003
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You know what baby's got...
sid & buddy karaoke
May 19, 2003
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Duet with a stranger.
sid & buddy karaoke
May 19, 2003
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Making new friends through the universal language of music.
lorelei's 31st birthday
April 08, 2003
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Me singing George Michael's "Faith."
lorelei's 31st birthday
April 08, 2003
karaoke + me
Lo and I warmed things up with a not-so-great rendition of the '91 Spin Doctor's jam "Two Princes." (Yo, you might think this song is easy - but don't forget, there's like 2 minutes of hippyesque scatting at the end. Ugh).
lorelei's 31st birthday
April 08, 2003
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Damn. We're still glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife, you know what I'm saying?
sweet ups karaoke
March 04, 2003
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Later on in the evening, Lo and I reprised our version of Meatloaf's "Paradise By the Dashboard Lights" which was last heard at her birthday party last April.
sweet ups karaoke
March 04, 2003
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While I did my best to channel McCartney's scream...
sweet ups karaoke
March 04, 2003
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Grant, me, Emma.
sweet ups karaoke
March 04, 2003
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With the bar raised high. B-Batch speps to the mic to deliver Misfits sing-along "Last Caress" We all know Brian can look like Danzig and the boyz but can he sound like them?
heavy metal karaoke at arlenes grocery
December 30, 2002
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"Oh sweet death, one last Carrrrressssssssss!" Bri selects a biddy to mack on once he gets done rockin the LES.
heavy metal karaoke at arlenes grocery
December 30, 2002
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Shit, man; His mama din't raise no dummy! Owen wisely steps backwards to exit the stage to let Brian "Goldenballs" Battjer bask in rökk gloree! Extra points for that nastee grimace. Noice!
heavy metal karaoke at arlenes grocery
December 30, 2002
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After getting the ladies all wet with a solo rendition of the Police's 1978 hit "Roxanne," Emily and I stepped up to the mic to kick a duet of Human League's 1982 hit "Don't You Want Me." Check out DJ/Entertainer Jo Jo Russell (the karaoke emcee) pumpin his fist Arsenio Hall style. "Hoo Hoo Hoo!"
thanksgiving
November 27, 2002
karaoke + me
"You in the jungle, baby. You gonna diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie."
lucky cheng karaoke
June 28, 2002
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Where the fuck are my lips?
lucky cheng karaoke
June 28, 2002
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I stepped up for a little Gunsn'fuckingRoses.
lucky cheng karaoke
June 28, 2002
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"Well I guess it would be nice / If I could touch your body / You know not everybody / Has got a body like you," I sang to David as he smiled and coyly rubbed his groin.
enid's again
June 24, 2002
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I decided to sing "Faith" by George Michael. This is me striking my very authentic George Michael Stance. (P.S. - check out my little bum. You could fit that shit in a teacup.)
enid's again
June 24, 2002
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I gotta have Faaayth-ah!
enid's again
June 24, 2002
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Yeah, that's right. We're glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife.
lorelei's 30th birthday
April 09, 2002
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Lo and I halfway through our seven-plus minute rendition of Meatloaf's "Paradise By the Dashboard Lights."
lorelei's 30th birthday
April 09, 2002
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Wait, what?
karaoke at enid's
February 25, 2002
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Me singing Billy Idol's 'Dancing With Myself' (check out Lola rocking out in the background. Schweet.)
karaoke at enid's
February 25, 2002
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I got treated to a little serenade by Candy. Then we sang Roxanne together!
moving to san francisco going away party: part one
August 24, 2004
I edited together this montage of some choice cuts of the hits from the evening. (My favorite moment is Fatty's expression at 3:20) Enjoy! Track listing:
1. Christmas Wrapping
2. I Can't Go for That
3. Christmas Wrapping (part 2)
4. Head Over Heels
5. Plush
6. Peace on Earth / Ziggy Stardust
7. Let's Go
8. Fairytale Of New York
9. Creep
10. Don't You Want Me
11. Do They Know It's Christmas?
the december roundup
December, 2015