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...but someone kept trying to slip me the baloney tongue! (Ewwww!)
my 40th birthday
August 08, 2016
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Xmas dog kisses.
christmas in dc
December 21, 2015
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I like handing my camera to other people to take a pic.
the may roundup
May, 2015
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Saw Maddy snoozing in the sun and couldn't resist giving her a kiss.
the april roundup
April, 2014
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She stuck her tongue out at the perfect time! Haha.
the april roundup
April, 2014
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Haha.
the june roundup
June, 2013
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Later that night I met up with Penelope and we went out for drinks.
the february roundup
February, 2013
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Subway circus.
the june roundup
June, 2011
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Astra, me and Amanda.
the october roundup
October, 2010
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...our one-year wedding anniversary! I love you, good one! Thanks for spending my life with me! (I'll try to not take so many photos of you while you're eating!)
the august roundup
August, 2010
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Smooch.
our wedding in tahoe
September 01, 2009
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Thanks so much for letting me crash at your place, Ellen! Love you!
the august roundup: part one
August, 2009
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And a birthday smooch to top it all off. Thanks for all the awesome books, Wonderbean!
my 33rd birthday
August 08, 2009
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Family portrait.
the july roundup
July, 2009
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Then later that night, Lisa and Pauly (and Pizza the dog!) came over for Family Night.
the may roundup
May, 2009
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Haha. I think this is the photo we took in order to get 5 points for "SOMETHING GAY."
andrew's scavenger hunt and ryan's surprise birthday
April 04, 2009
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Monkeys.
brett and amy's wedding
January 22, 2009
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Smooch.
brett and amy's wedding
January 22, 2009
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Kissing cousins!
brett and amy's wedding
January 22, 2009
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Me and Mer.
new year's eve 2008
December 31, 2008
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Getting a smooch in the arms of a pelican...
christmas in florida
December 23, 2008
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Haha.
amy and matt's wedding
October 19, 2008
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This one's for the ladies.
the june roundup: part two
June, 2008
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Yay!
memorial day engagement surprise
May 25, 2008
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Ellen and me.
memorial day engagement surprise
May 25, 2008
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Hahaha. Em and me.
the may roundup: part one
May, 2008
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To long lost friends...
the april roundup
April, 2008
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Hahaha.
the april roundup
April, 2008
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A kiss goodnight from Mandy! Happy first half of March 2008!
the march roundup: part one
March, 2008
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Giving his round little dino-dome a kiss.
the march roundup: part one
March, 2008
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Thatta girl.
john's karaoke birthday
February 08, 2008
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It got late so we kissed the little one good night and headed out...
the january roundup: part two
January, 2008
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I SMOOSH YOUR EYE WITH A KISS! (PS - Look how jealous that Creeper in the background is!)
the january roundup: part one
January, 2008
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"I say hot damn when I see a big ass."
the november roundup: part one
November, 2007
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Here's me giving a kiss to the guest DJ of the very first MisShapes.
the very last misshapes
September 07, 2007
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..and I ended up with chocolate mousse on (and in) my nose.
the may roundup: part one
May, 2007
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Kisses! Happy New Year!
the december roundup: part two
December, 2006
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What's up, TWELVE YEARS LATER! Jeez! (PS - If you look in the background behind Michelle, you can see Don Hill! Dude's gotta be in his late 50s (at least!) and he's still at his own club every night until closing!)
the june roundup
June, 2006
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See what kind of lead singer action you can get when you've got one of them backstage passes? The other thing you can get is...
lifetime at bamboozle
May 07, 2006
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Let's hear it for jail-bait!
the january roundup: part one
January, 2006
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How about starting off your year as the meat in a manwich?
new year's eve 2005
December 31, 2005
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Happy 2006, Meredith!
new year's eve 2005
December 31, 2005
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Rachael even gave me a lil' kiss (check out my huge honker getting smooshed..hahaha).
thanksgiving with the fam
November 23, 2005
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Awwww.
day trip to storm king
November 06, 2005
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Hahahah.
the november roundup
November, 2005
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...but she still wasn't all that interested in making out with me.
the november roundup
November, 2005
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Yay, freshman year in college!
madonna djs at misshapes
October 22, 2005
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Ummmm, yeah.
madonna djs at misshapes
October 22, 2005
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Your pointy little elf nose is poking my eye.
the september roundup: part two
September, 2005
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Here's Meredith giving a look to the camera that says "I like you enough to buy you a belated b-day cake, but I'm still not quite sure if you're boyfriend material, Disappearo!"
the september roundup: part one
September, 2005
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Hey Sarah, remember when we used to stay out late?
jonathan crowley's birthday and misshapes
March 12, 2005
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Awwww.
first misshapes of 2005
January 08, 2005
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...and got a smooch!
first misshapes of 2005
January 08, 2005
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Awww.
new years eve 2004
December 31, 2004
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I even managed to get a kiss!
christmas with the battjers
December 23, 2004
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And there Jerseygirl hits keep on coming! Smellsgood Gina (aka - Gina BonJersey) was there too!
back in nyc again: part two
November 24, 2004
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A smooch goodbye...
back in nyc
October 21, 2004
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...ATTACKING!
leigh visits san francisco
October 07, 2004
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moving to san francisco going away party part 2
August 24, 2004
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Me getting tricked into kissing Nina on the tongue.
moving to san francisco going away party: part one
August 24, 2004
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Gay boys like me.
doug visits town
August 22, 2004
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Me and Geordon.
my 28th birthday at misshapes
August 07, 2004
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Be careful Tins, my helmet has "Lice."
last month in nyc: the august roundup part one
August, 2004
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A smooch for you.
last month in nyc: the august roundup part one
August, 2004
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On Wednesday night I met up with Leigh to listen to some friends play records at Iggy's. A smooch for me.
last month in nyc: the august roundup part one
August, 2004
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Not even my sweatiness stopped a smooch.
the july roundup: part two
July, 2004
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Timmy (most famous for his role as instigator in the Grant Gets Gay "entry") giving me a "you're a good sport" wet willy. Suh-weet.
the july roundup: part two
July, 2004
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Er, dates. (Sorry, Niki). Actually, as much as I'd like to pretend I was the prom queen's man, she was really there with Mark (the tall guy from the Killers). I just managed to steal a kiss.
sarah's prom party with the killers
June 24, 2004
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Turns out I had to let him kiss me (but hey he didn't saying anything about me having to kiss him back! Yay, loopholes). So I stood totally frozen with my mouth (and eyes, apparently) wide-open while he frenched me. Hahaha. I look shell-shocked.
the misshapes prom party
June 13, 2004
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Towards the end of the evening, Monica who'd just gotten into town from Miami showed up! (You may remember her as dreamgirl who took me to a wild dancparty a few New Year's Eves ago).
jamie kirkpatrick's bachelor party
May 20, 2004
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Please, like I need an excuse to smooch this handsome boy.
jamie kirkpatrick's bachelor party
May 20, 2004
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See? All part of that "master plan" I've been talking about.
misshapes photo shoot
May 08, 2004
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No use crying over spilled beer. Especially when it can be fixed with a smooch.
misshapes photo shoot
May 08, 2004
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Lorelei, Bibs and me.
the may roundup part two
May, 2004
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Should I even bother pretending that there's a narrative in here somewhere anymore?
thai food aventure and misshapes
April 10, 2004
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After we got back to NYC and returned the rental car, I went home to take a nap (to sleep off the four straight hours of eating I'd done at the bat mitzvah). Later that night, I walked two blocks to M Bar to meet up with Bev Chase and her friend Jessica (who also went to our high school but was a few years younger and I didn't know her).
bling bling bat mitzvah and misshapes
April 03, 2004
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Me with no chin.
the april roundup
April, 2004
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Sarah, the lovely host of the party, managed to give me a smooch on my way out before...
the april roundup
April, 2004
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Me gettin' a smooch.
fatty quits and two karaoke nights
March 01, 2004
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Bristly kiss from Seth.
sarah's birthday bash: part two
February 07, 2004
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Me caught trying to smooch my high-school sweetheart.
sarah's birthday bash: part one
February 07, 2004
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And to think, exactly twenty-four hours earlier we were in cold, wintery NYC sitting in front of a moron who was begging one of us to punch him. Sometimes the modern world amazes me.
aruba vacation part 1: leaving nyc and first night in aruba
January 22, 2004
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Oh! It's kissy time?
aruba vacation part 1: leaving nyc and first night in aruba
January 22, 2004
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I lick your face!
a random night at lit
January 21, 2004
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Me and Grant dishing some double-lovin' to the lovely Jen Ehrman.
trip to cali part 5: back to la
December 19, 2003
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First off check out Vin's face (hahahah)! So after getting a clutch shot of Emma with the "pressed hams" move, I thought I'd continue the streak and take one of my famous "You're posing with my balls but you don't know that you are" pictures with Crazy Marni. The plan was that I'd go up to her with them out, snap a couple of shots to lull her into a false sense of security, and then turn the camera lengthwise introducing my plums into the equation. Everything was going smoothly until...
grant's surprise party
November 07, 2003
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...it was time to seal the deal with some sweet, sweet makeout.
european vacation part 20: halloween in bas vegas, baby!
October 31, 2003
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This one! Karaoke duets five nights a week! Uh-oh!
two bbqs and karaoke
August 16, 2003
Here's a video of the kiss. It's a bummer because you have to tilt your head to the left and because you can only see the kiss clearly for one split-second when the flash goes off, but it's still totally worth watching just so you can hear that Sexual Healing by Mr. Marvin Gaye was playing on the jukebox when this all went down. Hahahaha.
my 27th birthday party
August 08, 2003
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...tongue kissed a sixty-seven year old woman.
my 27th birthday party
August 08, 2003
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For those of you not in the know, Frances is the the sixty-seven year old bar-back at Rosemary's Tavern.
my 27th birthday party
August 08, 2003
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And informed her that as a BirthdayBoy it was my undeniable right to get a kiss. First off, I can't believe this worked. Secondly, she didn't even ask to see any proof! (It's been my birthday almost every night since. Awwww, yeah).
my 27th birthday party
August 08, 2003
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If any of you fellas out there are scratching your heads about us always going to The Hole (which is primarily a gay bar); here's your answer: the drinks are cheaper than the women! Here's me with karaoke superstar, Natalka.
the hole and p diddy
June 25, 2003
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Grrrrrr-reat foookin' Scott! It's Jack foookin' Wrrrrr-right, innit?
emma's 30th birthday: part one
May 21, 2003
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You get a kiss...
tuesday at sin sin
April 22, 2003
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Tara and I making fun of the pic that was taken of us the night we met at Pianos back in January.
saturday night out
April 04, 2003
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Grant also managed to get me back by conspiring with Eric to snap this pic of Eric planting one on me.
grant gets gay
March 27, 2003
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Remeber that smiley guy from the previous pic? Next thing I know, he's trying to shuck my face like a clam...
grant gets gay
March 27, 2003
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Sarah Lewitinn (aka "ultragrrrl" from Spin magazine) and me later on in the evening at Lit. She's on the cusp of being famous enough to be included in the next section....
spun movie premiere party
March 06, 2003
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Smoochy, smoochy.
random february pics
February, 2003