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...but someone kept trying to slip me the baloney tongue! (Ewwww!)
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Xmas dog kisses.
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December 21, 2015
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I like handing my camera to other people to take a pic.
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Saw Maddy snoozing in the sun and couldn't resist giving her a kiss.
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She stuck her tongue out at the perfect time! Haha.
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Haha.
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Later that night I met up with Penelope and we went out for drinks.
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Subway circus.
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Astra, me and Amanda.
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...our one-year wedding anniversary! I love you, good one! Thanks for spending my life with me! (I'll try to not take so many photos of you while you're eating!)
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Smooch.
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Thanks so much for letting me crash at your place, Ellen! Love you!
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And a birthday smooch to top it all off. Thanks for all the awesome books, Wonderbean!
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Family portrait.
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Then later that night, Lisa and Pauly (and Pizza the dog!) came over for Family Night.
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Haha. I think this is the photo we took in order to get 5 points for "SOMETHING GAY."
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Monkeys.
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Smooch.
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Kissing cousins!
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Me and Mer.
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Getting a smooch in the arms of a pelican...
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Haha.
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This one's for the ladies.
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Yay!
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Ellen and me.
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Hahaha. Em and me.
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To long lost friends...
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Hahaha.
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A kiss goodnight from Mandy! Happy first half of March 2008!
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Giving his round little dino-dome a kiss.
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Thatta girl.
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It got late so we kissed the little one good night and headed out...
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I SMOOSH YOUR EYE WITH A KISS! (PS - Look how jealous that Creeper in the background is!)
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"I say hot damn when I see a big ass."
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Here's me giving a kiss to the guest DJ of the very first MisShapes.
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..and I ended up with chocolate mousse on (and in) my nose.
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Kisses! Happy New Year!
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What's up, TWELVE YEARS LATER! Jeez! (PS - If you look in the background behind Michelle, you can see Don Hill! Dude's gotta be in his late 50s (at least!) and he's still at his own club every night until closing!)
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See what kind of lead singer action you can get when you've got one of them backstage passes? The other thing you can get is...
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Let's hear it for jail-bait!
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How about starting off your year as the meat in a manwich?
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Happy 2006, Meredith!
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Rachael even gave me a lil' kiss (check out my huge honker getting smooshed..hahaha).
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Awwww.
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Hahahah.
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...but she still wasn't all that interested in making out with me.
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Yay, freshman year in college!
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October 22, 2005
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Ummmm, yeah.
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October 22, 2005
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Your pointy little elf nose is poking my eye.
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Here's Meredith giving a look to the camera that says "I like you enough to buy you a belated b-day cake, but I'm still not quite sure if you're boyfriend material, Disappearo!"
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Hey Sarah, remember when we used to stay out late?
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Awwww.
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...and got a smooch!
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Awww.
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I even managed to get a kiss!
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And there Jerseygirl hits keep on coming! Smellsgood Gina (aka - Gina BonJersey) was there too!
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A smooch goodbye...
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October 21, 2004
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...ATTACKING!
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Me getting tricked into kissing Nina on the tongue.
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Gay boys like me.
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Me and Geordon.
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Be careful Tins, my helmet has "Lice."
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A smooch for you.
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On Wednesday night I met up with Leigh to listen to some friends play records at Iggy's. A smooch for me.
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Not even my sweatiness stopped a smooch.
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Timmy (most famous for his role as instigator in the Grant Gets Gay "entry") giving me a "you're a good sport" wet willy. Suh-weet.
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Er, dates. (Sorry, Niki). Actually, as much as I'd like to pretend I was the prom queen's man, she was really there with Mark (the tall guy from the Killers). I just managed to steal a kiss.
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Turns out I had to let him kiss me (but hey he didn't saying anything about me having to kiss him back! Yay, loopholes). So I stood totally frozen with my mouth (and eyes, apparently) wide-open while he frenched me. Hahaha. I look shell-shocked.
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Towards the end of the evening, Monica who'd just gotten into town from Miami showed up! (You may remember her as dreamgirl who took me to a wild dancparty a few New Year's Eves ago).
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Please, like I need an excuse to smooch this handsome boy.
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See? All part of that "master plan" I've been talking about.
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No use crying over spilled beer. Especially when it can be fixed with a smooch.
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Lorelei, Bibs and me.
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Should I even bother pretending that there's a narrative in here somewhere anymore?
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After we got back to NYC and returned the rental car, I went home to take a nap (to sleep off the four straight hours of eating I'd done at the bat mitzvah). Later that night, I walked two blocks to M Bar to meet up with Bev Chase and her friend Jessica (who also went to our high school but was a few years younger and I didn't know her).
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Me with no chin.
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Sarah, the lovely host of the party, managed to give me a smooch on my way out before...
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Me gettin' a smooch.
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Bristly kiss from Seth.
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Me caught trying to smooch my high-school sweetheart.
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And to think, exactly twenty-four hours earlier we were in cold, wintery NYC sitting in front of a moron who was begging one of us to punch him. Sometimes the modern world amazes me.
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Oh! It's kissy time?
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I lick your face!
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Me and Grant dishing some double-lovin' to the lovely Jen Ehrman.
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First off check out Vin's face (hahahah)! So after getting a clutch shot of Emma with the "pressed hams" move, I thought I'd continue the streak and take one of my famous "You're posing with my balls but you don't know that you are" pictures with Crazy Marni. The plan was that I'd go up to her with them out, snap a couple of shots to lull her into a false sense of security, and then turn the camera lengthwise introducing my plums into the equation. Everything was going smoothly until...
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...it was time to seal the deal with some sweet, sweet makeout.
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This one! Karaoke duets five nights a week! Uh-oh!
Here's a video of the kiss. It's a bummer because you have to tilt your head to the left and because you can only see the kiss clearly for one split-second when the flash goes off, but it's still totally worth watching just so you can hear that Sexual Healing by Mr. Marvin Gaye was playing on the jukebox when this all went down. Hahahaha.
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...tongue kissed a sixty-seven year old woman.
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For those of you not in the know, Frances is the the sixty-seven year old bar-back at Rosemary's Tavern.
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And informed her that as a BirthdayBoy it was my undeniable right to get a kiss. First off, I can't believe this worked. Secondly, she didn't even ask to see any proof! (It's been my birthday almost every night since. Awwww, yeah).
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If any of you fellas out there are scratching your heads about us always going to The Hole (which is primarily a gay bar); here's your answer: the drinks are cheaper than the women! Here's me with karaoke superstar, Natalka.
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Grrrrrr-reat foookin' Scott! It's Jack foookin' Wrrrrr-right, innit?
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You get a kiss...
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Tara and I making fun of the pic that was taken of us the night we met at Pianos back in January.
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Grant also managed to get me back by conspiring with Eric to snap this pic of Eric planting one on me.
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Remeber that smiley guy from the previous pic? Next thing I know, he's trying to shuck my face like a clam...
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Sarah Lewitinn (aka "ultragrrrl" from Spin magazine) and me later on in the evening at Lit. She's on the cusp of being famous enough to be included in the next section....
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Smoochy, smoochy.