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After everyone is done singing Christmas tunes, it pretty much just turns into karaoke. You name a song you want to sing and Frank calls out the chord changes to the rest of the players. Incredible.
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Holiday party singalongs. <3
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But quickly devolves into karaoke where you can just name a song and the band will look up the chords (or Frank probably already knows them and will just shout out the changes!)
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...downgrade the birthday festivities to sparklers.
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After cake, we headed outside to watch Frank do his most favorite thing in the world....
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Which always turns into a singalong party!
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Call out a song and Frank can play it!
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They killed it, but unfortunately only one of the chicks there was into Ozzy's older stuff.
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After everyone got hopped up on treats, it was time for a set of Ozzy Osbourne songs with Grant on vocals.
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...that got even lovelier when Pepper unveiled the treat table!
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A lovely day...
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...sang a bunch of tunes together!
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On Saturday evening, Grant and I headed out to Brooklyn to Frank & Liz's. We played Cranium with some friends of theirs and then...
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Papa Frank and Grant!
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Good times.
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Fiasco
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Grant, Fatty and Frank after the show. Is it me, or does Fatty look a bit like Richard Hell in this pic?
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Fiasco hit the stage like a bizzomb.
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The band had planned on having a huge post-show brunch party on Sunday at APT to celelbrate their first gig, but when the gig got cancelled with less than 24 hours notice, no one was sure what to do about the brunch. In the end, the band decided to press-on and have it. Here's Grant, Chris the Greek and Frank!
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4am found us back in the East Village at Odessa's for some late night grub.
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...NEON CHARIOT of military might! We all sang songs...
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...(even better!) number two.
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Grant onstange trying to get the hang of the very unique "FrankDance."
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Frank eventually joined us, and our little loser, anti-party started giving the real party a run for it's money.
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Frank taking a break from kit.
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After a long day of moving, we all headed back to my apartment on the Bowery where Frank and Liz thanked us with pies from Lombardi's! Mmmmmmmmmm! Best pizza in the world. Then after dinner...
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Grant, Grant's lil' hat, Chris, Frank and me.
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Speaking of the boys...Frank Picarazzi!
welcome back grant party
February 26, 2004
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Frank, me, and Grant.
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Same goes for this one.
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Yep, and this one too. (Although, now that I think about it, I think we all might have been singing the four-part back up bit to Aerosmith's "Love In An Elevator" in these last two.)
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At Grant's request, Frank treated us to a little demonstration of his very special style of "dancing."
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After BBQ goodness we gathered in Frank's room and took turns trying to name a song that he couldn't play on the vibes. In the end, we didn't stump him once and it ended up turning into a 45 minute impromptu karaoke session almost as much fun as the last time this happened (minus Tracy Morgan of course).
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Here's Fatty telling his amazing story (complete with hand gestures) about a Russian girl he'd met through online dating who was only interested in getting her "rear emmissions checked" (if you know what I'm sayin'). Look at Frank's face, he's totally caught in the middle of saying "Duuuuude."
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After Chris and Mandy's, we walked three blocks over to Frank and Colin's apartment to eat more food at their BBQ! Here's Grant, Liz and Frank.
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One last pic with the New York Four.
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The Six of us looking surprisingly not-hungover (um, expcept for Fatty).
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Back at the hotel...
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This is hands down my favorite pic of the night. Bert N' Tha Boyz.
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After months of getting people to willingly pose with my balls, it was time to try something new: getting unsuspecting people to unknowingly pose with my balls. I discreetly whipped out my bag, and grabbed one of our new friends for a picture. I handed off the cam to Seth who totally shit the bed by not managing to get my balls in the pic. Doh! The rest of the guys in the pic (Check out Grant and Franks' faces) were laughing so hard that the girl in the black shirt was totally confused...
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Thumbs up!
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From L to R: Fatty, me, Colin, Frank and Grant.
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I know I bring this up everytime I post pics of this place - but seriously, look at this pic. Can you believe this is about 10 miles from Manhattan?
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Ah, yet another day trip out to the lovely Ft. Tilden with Frank, Colin, Liz and Grizzle.
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Late, late in the day, Fatty showed up with some Russian girl that'd he'd met earlier on the week, but he didn't hang out with us becuase he was on a "date." We all left together, though. From L to R: Liz, Grant, Erica, Fatty, his Russian date, and there's Seven Layer down at the bottom.
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Then out of the blue, Steve Hayes, Jetsetera's long-lost fourth member showed up...
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Here's the lesser-seen "sideways DLR (that's David Lee Roth, playa) kick."
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...and the original Jetsetera line up took the stage for the first time in over three years for a four-way karaoke re-enactment of the seminal Van Halen song, "Hot For Teacher." (In order to really appreciate that last caption, you have to hear me say it in my Casey Kasem voice.)
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Moving Day! The crew headed uptown to Fatty's apartment to help him move out (because good friends always help their friends move). After all the heavy lifting was done, Frank serenaded us on the uke'.
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Lo's "Total Eclipse of the Heart" sparked candles of adornment.
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Here the New York Five homeward bound on Sunday evening.
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Seth, Seven Layer (sans bib), Grant and me.
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The band formerly known as Jetsetera poses for a snow-ridden stroll down Mammary Lane.
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Oh, and mirrored ceilings. You gotta have mirrored ceilings.
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Saturday night we went the Quatro steakhouse where we all prompty fell in love with...
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....a night out on the town! Seth being a pimped-ass high roller, he called in to have a limo chaffeur our asses around all night. Nothing says class like a white-stretch with neon underrunners, baby.
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In Montreal, we met up with the three other guys (who drove in from Boston). Seth (the guy next to me), Chef (not pictured because he's being blocked by Fatty's head) and the uber-scary (and therefore edited out of most of the pictures) Ethan (gee, can you figure out which guy is the sociopath in the pic...c'mon, look carefully.).
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Here's the New York Five, coldlamping in front of our pimpin' rented Blazer. From Left: Grant, Dave "Fatty" Fateman, Colin "Big Daddy" Gentle and Frank "Seven Layer" Picarazzi.
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Seven Layer put on a fancy shirt and wasn't about to get clam sauce all over it...check him shamelessly sporting the fucking Guinea Bib. Molto bello, fuckhead! (PS - Bonus Points to Grant for an amazing "get a load of this fuggin' guy" face).
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Grant, Frank and Nina. Frank took one of those "fake butt" things, cut out eye holes, glued wig-hair all over it, attached a strap-on dildo, and transformed his entire head into a giant cockn'balls. I'm not really sure what the Star Trek shirt had to do with anything...
I edited together this montage of some choice cuts of the hits from the evening. (My favorite moment is Fatty's expression at 3:20) Enjoy! Track listing:
1. Christmas Wrapping
2. I Can't Go for That
3. Christmas Wrapping (part 2)
4. Head Over Heels
5. Plush
6. Peace on Earth / Ziggy Stardust
7. Let's Go
8. Fairytale Of New York
9. Creep
10. Don't You Want Me
11. Do They Know It's Christmas?