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Who's a good singer?
friday the 13th with meredith and leigh
August 13, 2004
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...Troop 103 had her tounge down my best friend's yob.
my 28th birthday at misshapes
August 07, 2004
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Me and Geordon.
my 28th birthday at misshapes
August 07, 2004
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Be careful Tins, my helmet has "Lice."
last month in nyc: the august roundup part one
August, 2004
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A smooch for you.
last month in nyc: the august roundup part one
August, 2004
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On Wednesday night I met up with Leigh to listen to some friends play records at Iggy's. A smooch for me.
last month in nyc: the august roundup part one
August, 2004
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And then goes in for a smooch taboot. (Check out the sneaky nay-sayer slipping in the subtle "fuck you" down at the bottom. Hahah).
leigh's birthday parties
July 24, 2004
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Hwe, Tiffany and Sarah D.
leigh's birthday parties
July 24, 2004
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Susan and Scott giving Jason a (long overdue) ear cleaning.
leigh's birthday parties
July 24, 2004
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Kim Davis stepping it up a notch...
leigh's birthday parties
July 24, 2004
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Lila about to score some birthday-girl action.
leigh's birthday parties
July 24, 2004
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A little Eddie dropped at just the right time can still whip them ladies into a frenzy.
leigh's birthday parties
July 24, 2004
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Kiss the bride!
chris and jen get married
July 03, 2004
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Not even my sweatiness stopped a smooch.
the july roundup: part two
July, 2004
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Timmy (most famous for his role as instigator in the Grant Gets Gay "entry") giving me a "you're a good sport" wet willy. Suh-weet.
the july roundup: part two
July, 2004
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And then Rebecca offered a kiss. And then Grant, bless his heart, offered him the best thing you can offer a drunk, passed out person...
the july roundup: part one
July, 2004
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...didn't seem to mind as much.
the july roundup: part one
July, 2004
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Karen consoles Niki.
sarah's prom party with the killers
June 24, 2004
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Er, dates. (Sorry, Niki). Actually, as much as I'd like to pretend I was the prom queen's man, she was really there with Mark (the tall guy from the Killers). I just managed to steal a kiss.
sarah's prom party with the killers
June 24, 2004
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...but Meredith quickly slid over into the driver's seat (or maybe it just looks that way because she's taller?).
the misshapes prom party
June 13, 2004
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...uh-oh! What's going on over here? Looks like Sarah's going in for the smooch...
the misshapes prom party
June 13, 2004
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Turns out I had to let him kiss me (but hey he didn't saying anything about me having to kiss him back! Yay, loopholes). So I stood totally frozen with my mouth (and eyes, apparently) wide-open while he frenched me. Hahaha. I look shell-shocked.
the misshapes prom party
June 13, 2004
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Prom dance floor make out!
the misshapes prom party
June 13, 2004
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Jimmy and Nat.
the june roundup
June, 2004
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Dennis getting smoochy with Audrey.
bbq and misshapes
May 29, 2004
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Towards the end of the evening, Monica who'd just gotten into town from Miami showed up! (You may remember her as dreamgirl who took me to a wild dancparty a few New Year's Eves ago).
jamie kirkpatrick's bachelor party
May 20, 2004
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Ed's romantic crooning put everyone in the mood.
jamie kirkpatrick's bachelor party
May 20, 2004
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Please, like I need an excuse to smooch this handsome boy.
jamie kirkpatrick's bachelor party
May 20, 2004
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See? All part of that "master plan" I've been talking about.
misshapes photo shoot
May 08, 2004
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No use crying over spilled beer. Especially when it can be fixed with a smooch.
misshapes photo shoot
May 08, 2004
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Lorelei, Bibs and me.
the may roundup part two
May, 2004
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Emilie smooching Kevin.
the may roundup: part one
May, 2004
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Bonnie and Amber shower Vin with magical birthday love.
vin's 28th birthday
April 24, 2004
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Once he was sure he had the park's attention (and after he'd ejaculated in his shorts) he went on to give his dog a drink of water by pouring the water into his own mouth and then letting the dog lap his fucking face. He did this like 3 feet from where Fatty and I were sitting, totally showing off for the cam. When he was all finished, he looked over at us and smiled and I turn, held up the camera and took....
vin's 28th birthday
April 24, 2004
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After a thorough bronskying - Amber managed to lure Sarah into the feigned kiss with the old "don't worry, I'll cover your mouth" trick. Then as soon as she got in there she parted her fingers and slipped in the tounge. Savage! (Hey guy in the background, cheer up! Checkered shirts will be cool again soon!)
morrissey release party and a crashed interpol birthday party
April 21, 2004
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Should I even bother pretending that there's a narrative in here somewhere anymore?
thai food aventure and misshapes
April 10, 2004
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After we got back to NYC and returned the rental car, I went home to take a nap (to sleep off the four straight hours of eating I'd done at the bat mitzvah). Later that night, I walked two blocks to M Bar to meet up with Bev Chase and her friend Jessica (who also went to our high school but was a few years younger and I didn't know her).
bling bling bat mitzvah and misshapes
April 03, 2004
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Me with no chin.
the april roundup
April, 2004
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Sarah, the lovely host of the party, managed to give me a smooch on my way out before...
the april roundup
April, 2004
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Awwww.
skiing in vt and seth's surprise party
March 11, 2004
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And kissing his boo boo.
fatty quits and two karaoke nights
March 01, 2004
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Me gettin' a smooch.
fatty quits and two karaoke nights
March 01, 2004
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Hahaha.
the march roundup
March, 2004
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...ummm, trouble. (Watch out for those girls in anchor shirts!)
welcome back grant party
February 26, 2004
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Oh look, Colin's going home. That must mean it's around 11pm.
welcome back grant party
February 26, 2004
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Amanda and Grant smooching! Scandalous! (He saw this photo a few weeks ago and was like "I kissed Amanda?" Which would mean this is the second time they kissed where he was drunk enough to not remember it when confronted with photographic evidence).
welcome back grant party
February 26, 2004
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Bristly kiss from Seth.
sarah's birthday bash: part two
February 07, 2004
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Me caught trying to smooch my high-school sweetheart.
sarah's birthday bash: part one
February 07, 2004
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First smooching then ear-nuzzlin?? Emilie and Mona look on.
sarah's birthday bash: part one
February 07, 2004
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Sarah and Greg (smooching again!), Danielle, Vanessa and Raphael.
sarah's birthday bash: part one
February 07, 2004
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And the watched her jump out on the dancefloor only to start making out with Greg the Boyfriend. Smoochy smoochy caught on film!
the february roundup
February, 2004
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On Thurday night I headed to Remote Lounge for some good ol' fashioned Sid & Buddy karaoke. And lookee, lookee! I ran into Emilie and her man Kevin (who was in town visiting from Utah)!
the february roundup
February, 2004
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Johann (Bizarro me lookalike #3) and Tracey getting their gay smooch on.
the february roundup
February, 2004
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This was a really funny drunk couple we met. I don't remember the girl's name, but I remember that her boyfriend's name was Brad - because every 30 seconds, for no apparent reason, his girlfriend would scream "BRAAAAAAAAAAAD!" at the top of her lungs and then start hysterically laughing. Charming really.
aruba vacation part 2: car sleeping drunk driving
January 23, 2004
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And to think, exactly twenty-four hours earlier we were in cold, wintery NYC sitting in front of a moron who was begging one of us to punch him. Sometimes the modern world amazes me.
aruba vacation part 1: leaving nyc and first night in aruba
January 22, 2004
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Oh! It's kissy time?
aruba vacation part 1: leaving nyc and first night in aruba
January 22, 2004
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If you look at the first pic, you'll see Vin's making the "Ahh! What are you doing to me?" face - but in the second one he's caught on and is smiling. Sooo funny.
a random night at lit
January 21, 2004
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Fake kissing.
a random night at lit
January 21, 2004
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I lick your face!
a random night at lit
January 21, 2004
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Frank and Liz caught in a gratuitious ass-cupping.
new year's eve
December 31, 2003
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Oh, snap. The Fatty getting his New Year's smooch on.
new year's eve
December 31, 2003
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Around 3am, with the girls getting more and more out of control, I bid Fatty and the gang farewell and headed soutwest to Tribecca.
new year's eve
December 31, 2003
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Sarah and Rob took it upon themselves to...
a karaoke christmas
December 22, 2003
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And as the night went on, the ever productive Marco was pushing things forward as well.
a karaoke christmas
December 22, 2003
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Hahaha. The Flock of Seagulls hair gets 'em everytime.
a karaoke christmas
December 22, 2003
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Me and Grant dishing some double-lovin' to the lovely Jen Ehrman.
trip to cali part 5: back to la
December 19, 2003
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Consollation kiss from the make-out spoiler.
back to back sid & buddy karaoke
November 19, 2003
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First off check out Vin's face (hahahah)! So after getting a clutch shot of Emma with the "pressed hams" move, I thought I'd continue the streak and take one of my famous "You're posing with my balls but you don't know that you are" pictures with Crazy Marni. The plan was that I'd go up to her with them out, snap a couple of shots to lull her into a false sense of security, and then turn the camera lengthwise introducing my plums into the equation. Everything was going smoothly until...
grant's surprise party
November 07, 2003
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...it was time to seal the deal with some sweet, sweet makeout.
european vacation part 20: halloween in bas vegas, baby!
October 31, 2003
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DEEEEEEEE-NIED! Doh! Holy shit, what's better than the fact that I managed to actually capture this pic? (DAMN YOU, GARLIC BREAD!)
european vacation part 14: the buddha cafe.
October 27, 2003
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After a few minutes of dancing together, Shelby said she was leaving and Tymber announced that she was going to stick around. Crisis averted, the Grizza fixed Tymber with a smoldering stare, went in for the kiss and . . .
european vacation part 14: the buddha cafe.
October 27, 2003
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Fatty gives Charlene and "Oh my god you're the fucking best" smooch.
european vacation part 4: london & ac/dc
October 21, 2003
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...she gave to a video game gun when she was in a Stussy ad! (minus the GAY hat....hahahahah).
karaoke with seth
September 02, 2003
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Grant and Tara smooching. That's Tara's signature smooch! It's almost the same one...
karaoke with seth
September 02, 2003
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Oooo-la-la, Sassoon!
cake party part four
August 27, 2003
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After hanging out with Louise three other times (all of which ended with her not getting kissed and asking me in her heavily-accented English "What eeez eee, a, how you say, faggot?") Grant finally got enough courage (read: alcohol in him) to plant a big one on her. Nicely done!
cake party part four
August 27, 2003
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This one! Karaoke duets five nights a week! Uh-oh!
two bbqs and karaoke
August 16, 2003
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I don't even know what the story is here. Is she sucking your bottom lip?
pick up lines at the ford modeling party
August 13, 2003
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...whole lotta smooching going on!
pick up lines at the ford modeling party
August 13, 2003
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...a DUDE! Right after he was done kissing her (er, his?) GIANT hand...I pulled him aside and was like "You know that Aerosmith song 'Dude, Looks Like a Lady,' right?" Grant: "Um, yeah. Why?" Me, nudging him and nodding at the girl he'd just been chatting up. At first he was all like "Nooooo way."
pick up lines at the ford modeling party
August 13, 2003
Here's a video of the kiss. It's a bummer because you have to tilt your head to the left and because you can only see the kiss clearly for one split-second when the flash goes off, but it's still totally worth watching just so you can hear that Sexual Healing by Mr. Marvin Gaye was playing on the jukebox when this all went down. Hahahaha.
my 27th birthday party
August 08, 2003
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...tongue kissed a sixty-seven year old woman.
my 27th birthday party
August 08, 2003
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For those of you not in the know, Frances is the the sixty-seven year old bar-back at Rosemary's Tavern.
my 27th birthday party
August 08, 2003
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Tara getting crowned as the "Luckiest Girl in the Whole World."
my 27th birthday party
August 08, 2003
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And informed her that as a BirthdayBoy it was my undeniable right to get a kiss. First off, I can't believe this worked. Secondly, she didn't even ask to see any proof! (It's been my birthday almost every night since. Awwww, yeah).
my 27th birthday party
August 08, 2003
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Grant kissed Louise!
the august roundup
August, 2003
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Grant and Erica.
fort tilden and sarah's roof party
July 20, 2003
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Liz giving Big Daddy some sugar.
impromtu karaoke with tracy morgan
July 11, 2003
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If any of you fellas out there are scratching your heads about us always going to The Hole (which is primarily a gay bar); here's your answer: the drinks are cheaper than the women! Here's me with karaoke superstar, Natalka.
the hole and p diddy
June 25, 2003
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Grrrrrr-reat foookin' Scott! It's Jack foookin' Wrrrrr-right, innit?
emma's 30th birthday: part one
May 21, 2003
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You get a kiss...
tuesday at sin sin
April 22, 2003
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Tara and I making fun of the pic that was taken of us the night we met at Pianos back in January.
saturday night out
April 04, 2003
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Tara, Michael and Grant.
saturday night out
April 04, 2003
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Grant also managed to get me back by conspiring with Eric to snap this pic of Eric planting one on me.
grant gets gay
March 27, 2003
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Turning around like 20 seconds later to find Grant hooking up with him. Hahahaha. *shudder*
grant gets gay
March 27, 2003
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BLAMO! We have full on tounge-in-mouth action (and I managed to get an even better shot of Timmy's overly-manicured, faux chin-line). And check out homeboy there smiling in the background. His enjoyment of the situation should've served as a forewarning...keep that guy in mind - he'll be back with a vengeance in a few...

Also, since Grant's been trying to play down this kiss like it wasn't a big deal (and brother, who can blame him?), I'd like to point something out: the flash on my camera takes approximately 20 seconds to recharge. Look at that first pic...think about my camera needing 20 whole seconds to recharge...then look at the second kiss. Got the willies yet?)
grant gets gay
March 27, 2003
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Eric and I totally set Grant up on this one: I waited with the camera ready and Eric pretending that he had to tell Grant something and then when Grant leaned in: BLAMO! (or at least that's the story that I'm supposed to tell if you know what I'm saying).
grant gets gay
March 27, 2003
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Remeber that smiley guy from the previous pic? Next thing I know, he's trying to shuck my face like a clam...
grant gets gay
March 27, 2003
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Timmy goes in for the kiss. And yo, check out that groomed neck-beard! Hotness!
grant gets gay
March 27, 2003
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Sarah Lewitinn (aka "ultragrrrl" from Spin magazine) and me later on in the evening at Lit. She's on the cusp of being famous enough to be included in the next section....
spun movie premiere party
March 06, 2003