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But she's got nothing but love in her heart for the Poshest of Tonies.
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Brandon and Sarah (and Karen making faces at Brandon).
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It got late so we kissed the little one good night and headed out...
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I SMOOSH YOUR EYE WITH A KISS! (PS - Look how jealous that Creeper in the background is!)
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Kissing happened!
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Girl-on-girl kissing happened!
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Meredith had one too many egg nogs and left the party around 2am. She didn't have keys with her so I gave her mine.
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Kerri and Sarah.
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Maureen and Cat (and Ben).
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"I say hot damn when I see a big ass."
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Here's me giving a kiss to the guest DJ of the very first MisShapes.
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Sarah and Sean.
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Scott gives Erika the "crisis averted" kiss. Hahaha.
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...I now pronounce you husband and wife! You may kiss the bride! Woooooooo!
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...they'll try their best to un-gay you!
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Emily giving her man a smooch.
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Asscat's special guest was John Krasinski (and he was hilarious). Here's Meredith ambushing him with a smooch (which caused him to reflexively make a Jim Halpert face!).
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Around 3am, Posh and I decided to head west to check out the tail-end of MisShapes. Here's Posh laying a smackeroo on Little Miss Leigh Lezark...
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..and I ended up with chocolate mousse on (and in) my nose.
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Congrats, Posh Tony!
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Kisses! Happy New Year!
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She was dying to get her hands on his myrrh!
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And here's the last three panels. The proof she sent us showed that all the panels would be made into one huge sign that would be put on the front of MTV's studios right underneath where they film TRL.
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Three more panels of randos!
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I know everyone in these panels! Missy, kissing a dog! And Jack Black and Kyle Gass!
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Same goes for the next three panels, I think these are all just people that Ellen cast for the shoot.
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A few weeks later Ellen emailed us to tell us that we'd been chosen for the campaign and that we were going to be on a billboard! Here are cut-ups I made from the proofs she sent us! Me smooching Meredith. Not sure who's in the panel next to us - two guys from a band?
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Don't worry, we didn't actually light the cigarette. (Yet).
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Leigh showing off her Cranium-Clay sculpture of Edie.
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Ellen getting herself a nice long drink of monkey-milk!
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...then distributed some kisses!
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They were totally gay for each other! I also, as you can see in the background, got some Pop Rocks! Woooo!
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What's up, TWELVE YEARS LATER! Jeez! (PS - If you look in the background behind Michelle, you can see Don Hill! Dude's gotta be in his late 50s (at least!) and he's still at his own club every night until closing!)
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See what kind of lead singer action you can get when you've got one of them backstage passes? The other thing you can get is...
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Meredith gives Tara the traditional congratulatory smooch.
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Katie and Amanda!
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You may now kiss the bride!
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Leigh giving Sar a lil' smooch! Goodnight!
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...and totally started madly Frenchin' some girl he was with. By the way, I'd like to take this time to nominate "Frenching" as one of the better make-out-related verbs. (The best make-out-related verb, however, will always be "fingerblast.")
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...Siege got STAMPED!
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You give me one!
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Than I give you one! Eventually Meredith tried to move from "kissy stamp" game to the "let's you and I go make out in the corner" game and Sarah panicked! She ran over to me on the verge of tears and said something like "Tell your girlfriend I think she's cute, but that I'M A CATHOLIC! I can't do this!" and then ran out of the bar. Hahahaha.
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Jenne and Joe.
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Let's hear it for jail-bait!
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On Saturday, Meredith went out with Christine and tried to make out with her but every time Meredith would make a move, Christine would pull frat-dude moves like this one. Hahahah. (Photo by Meredith).
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How about starting off your year as the meat in a manwich?
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Happy 2006, Meredith!
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It's hard to tell which Meredith is enjoying more; the kiss or the sandwich.
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On Friday I hung out down in the basement of Orchard Bar with Gurj the coatcheck girl (who puffed on her lil' corncob pipe!).
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Rachael even gave me a lil' kiss (check out my huge honker getting smooshed..hahaha).
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Awwww.
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Hahahah.
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I love Amy K.
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...but she still wasn't all that interested in making out with me.
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Cah-cah-creepy!
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Yay, freshman year in college!
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Ummmm, yeah.
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I was upstairs and I spotted a David lookalike (why he was dressed up as a character from Star Trek, I'm not sure). Anyway, we asked him to kiss Leigh and then I sent this picture to Kim (David's GF who had gone back to the UK a few days ahead of David) and was like "David's totally out of control! He came to Misshapes dressed up as a guy from Star Trek and was trying to make out with all the girls there!" Hahaha. She almost believed me.
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Your pointy little elf nose is poking my eye.
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Here's Meredith giving a look to the camera that says "I like you enough to buy you a belated b-day cake, but I'm still not quite sure if you're boyfriend material, Disappearo!"
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Hahaha. Smooch for you!
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Kiss that fake ID goodbye! Hahaha.
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And Sarah totally made out with Rob Hitt! Ha!
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Late, late that night I went over to Misshapes and Ellen introduced me to her (equally genetically blessed) little brother! (See dude? I told you I'd eventually get your pic on the web! It only took me, what, almost two years?)
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Kissy kissy!
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Happy Birthday, Heidi! Great show! Now go on and reward yourself by frenching Lionmane. You've earned it!
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These were Sarah's friends that had just recently gotten married. Congratulations!
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Hey Sarah, remember when we used to stay out late?
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...well, you know. Hahah.
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Gabe and Karen.
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Sure they might lead to make out. But they sometimes also lead to bed wetting.
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Amber and Meredith couldn't help themselves either. Hahaha.
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The guy in the Yankees hat was her boyfriend who was moving away with her. Bye guys! Thanks for the shots! (FYI - they kicked off a serious night of drinking that ended up with me throwing up for the first time in like 10 years at 5am! Hahaha).
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Awwww.
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...and got a smooch!
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Grant getting a moon-lit kiss that knocked his hat off!
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Smoochy-smoochy at midnight.
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Awww.
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I even managed to get a kiss!
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Meredith and M.L.E...
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...give them holiday kisses. Meredith reminded us, "They're Jews too!"
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The best thing about Grant is that he could be licking her face, but it's just as likely that she's screaming because he's licking her armpit.
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Followed by the Group face-licking. And then the next thing you know...
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And there Jerseygirl hits keep on coming! Smellsgood Gina (aka - Gina BonJersey) was there too!
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...but quickly gave in to sweet, sweet faux-Sapphism (Bonus points to the Tinns for practically popping Sarah's tit out of her shirt).
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A smooch goodbye...
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Louise is shocked by more scandalous behavior.
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I decided to try to instigate and was like "Hey Mike, you should give your new friend a kiss!" Check him all ballsy bringing the "fuck you" finger out right in front of her face (also make sure to note how my hand is all smooshing his neck as I'm actually trying to get him to kiss her). Hahahah.
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...ATTACKING!
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Danny (from Tarantula) and Algy.
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Hahahahaha.
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Me getting tricked into kissing Nina on the tongue.
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Gay boys like me.
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Careful my friend - get too close and your neck will look like it got into a fight with a pool cue.
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Sarah looks cute while Greg does the creepiest impression of a lizard I've ever seen.
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Homeboy in the background has now but his money away so concentrate better at getting his leer on.
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Man, there's nothing like smooching some KOC.
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Frank kissing Mrs Picarazzi for the very first time.