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Returning the van.
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We got our van all packed up and decided to catch a couple morning rays before heading over to Denny's (yep, Denny's again less than 8 hours later) for the post-wedding brunch.
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All dressed up!
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Handsome gents.
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Around 3pm, we headed back to our rooms to get dressed. Meredith put on her amazing polka-dot party dress. <3
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I love this guy.
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...rent a van and drive up to the wedding together! Roadtrip!
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...Ellen, Katie, Siege...
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On Saturday morning, Mer and I hopped in a cab and headed crosstown to meet up with...
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We got to the park and there were hundreds of people with daschunds!
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...to attend Daschund Day in Washington Square Park!
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On Saturday afternoon...
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Here's our team of four: Meredith, Amanda, Scott and me!
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Haha. I think this is the photo we took in order to get 5 points for "SOMETHING GAY."
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Meredith (looking like Zelda Kaplan!) with a corner-bodega treat-bag on her head.
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Effortless cool. Haha.
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Hmmmm...ok, interesting.
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On Monday afternoon I went out with Leigh and on the way to see her brand new apartment she was getting ready to move into we noticed that the magazine store on her new corner featured a magazine in their window with Leigh on the cover! Incognito!
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So good. Shot by Tim Zaragoza.
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Haha.
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Beaky and Gimpy.
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...and took the golf cart out onto the empty course for some eagerly anticipated High-Speed Drunk Driving on the Totally Empty Golf Course (highly recommended, btw) and watched the sunset. Haha. Yay, Christmas in Florida!
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I rolled out of bed a little past noon and headed out to play "Christmas Golf" with my parents. Haha.
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Ta-da!
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See? Like, what is this even? There was a bush that was filled with these guys. They were like soft sea urchins that smelled nice.
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Me and Mer. I love how you can tell that Mer's eyes are still focused on my dad's mustache. Hahaha.
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You can put the cruise control on, light up a smoke...
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I picked up some new sunglasses so I didn't have to keep stealing Meredith's (because she is also very squinty in the sun without them!).
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I lost my sunglasses and had to borrow Meredith's because the sun was bright and it's hard for me to drive without them (I get so squinty).
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Alexis is blue.
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Check out...
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Matt and Meredith.
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Billy and me.
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Mer and I (in our terrible $3 sunglasses from St. Marks) getting ready to go in.
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I tried on sunglasses that made me look like Terry Richardson.
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Comrade Nosweat and Necky waiting for the A train.
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Oh, summer.
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Got your cape all tied on? Good! It's time for....
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We got to the subway...
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On Sunday we got up early (for us!) to head to the beach via subway. Meredith took this picture of me and horrified me into realizing how long-overdue I was for a haircut.
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Getting ready to make a run for it!
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...had ourselves some breffis and a nice swim in the pool...
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This is probably the best beach hair I've ever had. It makes me want to get a body-wave perm so bad.
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Check out Pauly showing off the fiercest of his professional beard modeling poses.
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I tried on his fedora but on my tiny pin-head it ended up looking like a bowler hat that Blossom's friend Sixx would wear.
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Handsome beach kids.
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Way later on in the night, I went over to Hanger Bar because this adorable baby-moron was DJing (a 90s party, I think?).
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By the time we finally motivated to leave the apartment, it was 3am (which is pretty much the best time to start your night in our neighborhood because it's the hour when the invading hordes of visitors call it a night and head home!)
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On Friday night, Meredith and I went out to see a movie. We got out around 1am, and she decided to call it a night because we had to get up early the next morning to attend her cousin's wedding in Brooklyn. Me, I'm a bit of a night-owl, so I went over to Leigh's house where we did some pre-game drinking and wearing of women's vintage sunglasses from the late 70s.
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The next morning, Nina and I got up super-early and took the A train out to Far Rockaway.
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Me and Matt.
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Here's a picture of Gurj eating indoor-grilled chicken in sunglasses and a candy-bra. NBD.
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The Soon-to-be Battjers! (I love this pic so much).
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Every time I get off it, my face hurts from smiling.
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And the view of us on the way down. Hahaha.
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Meredith holding up her FANTASY ISLAND tokens that are valid for both arcade games and rides! Hahaha.
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...and Meredith was taking bottles she'd saved, cutting them in half, sanding their rough edges smooth and turning them into drinking glasses for our apartment. Hahahaha. LOVE.
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On Sunday afternoon I came home from running around to find Meredith sitting at the kitchen table wearing sunglasses indoors and filing glass cups with a DREMEL?
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In return I let him borrow my shades. Hahaha. Slick!
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A local Bedouin kid helped me tie a shirt around my face during a particularly windy (and therefore dusty!) part of the walk down.
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Sitting in mid-day afternoon Egyptian traffic after almost 20 hours of travel = feeling like this.

After getting dropped off, I wandered around and checked out a few hotels and hostels before deciding on a room at the Carlton Hotel on 26th of July Street (just a few blocks away from the Nile River!).
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Haha.
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Not sure what I did on Thursday because I left my camera at home! Murdo and Meredith hung out and took lots of pics on my camera. From what I can gather, it looks like they did some drinking...
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Happy to be home!
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Happy to be home!
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...we hit the beach. Check out my hot-pink sunburned chest. That's what happens when I try to go to the beach before 2pm!
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Almost five hours later, I woke this one up...
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We woke up Sunday morning and it was still overcast! But by noon, it started to look like it might turn into a nice day. While the clouds were disappearing, we hailed a longtail boat...
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On the ride back to our hostel, we gave up our seats in the cab and sat in pickup bed where we got to enjoy a little over an hour of 65 MPH winds!
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Here we are showing off our brand new Thai sunglasses that we purchased with our Red Bulls for a whopping grand total of $5!
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Hahaha. Desert coldlamp pose #403 (We stole this shit straight from the Magi).
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"Our tummies feel like ouch."
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After the band was finished playing, we totally had ourselves a "dance like no one's watching" dance party.
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Hahaha.
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Hahaha. Amazing. The entire Annex was filled with giant sunglasses, glow-sticks and inflatable guitars and giant microphones. Maybe the band that was playing brought them? I have no idea.
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Speaking of fun, it's KAREN WITH GIANT SUNGLASSES!
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I forget this girl's name! But she was really nice and I had a lil' crush on her!
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HOLLA!
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I didn't want Karen's juggs to get all of the attention so I made sure to snap lots of pics when Jenny started lotioning-up her own ladies!
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The day was perfect. We pretty much just sat around stuffing our faces with snacks and enjoying the sun and occasionally stopping to mock people near us. Like the girl in the background that decided to use her boyfriend as a bench. WTF?
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Karen the Pringle-billed duck!
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Eva and me.
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Officer Silverman.
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And we're off!
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Then I made sure I could use my new camera to take pictures of myself where you can't really tell that I'm the one holding the camera. (Which is important when you travel by yourself!)
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Goodbye, Edie! We'll miss you!
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Mom's home! Leigh came over to pick up Edie and she and Meredith modeled their matching shades. I love how Edie's sunglasses are sitting on her snout and her little doggy legs are just hanging down all slack. Hahaha. Best. Photo. Ever!
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Here's the pic I snapped of the two of them cozying up at like 5:30am before I left. I ran into Xiaoting two weeks later and she simultaneously started laughing and hitting me. Then explained, "I was so drunk I ended up flirting and talking with that dude for hours before finally getting around to mentioning how cool it was that he was in Guns n Roses and he was like 'What?!?'" Hahahahahaha. Oh man, what's better than this photo? Happy August!
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Happy Birthday, Mandy!
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Awwww yeah, perfect day at the beach!
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Around 3pm we decided to pack it up, but not before I tried to take a sweet photo of the two of us together and Meredith made this totally amazing face behind my back. Hahaha. I love how it looks like she's actually licking my shoulder.
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Here's me moments later getting ready to watch my fingers explode in blisters. (I actually ran back to the entrance, found a bathroom, washed my hands thoroughly and managed to avoid any type of irritation. Well, physical irritation at least.)
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Yes! It was one of those rides where you watch a movie in a seat that moves around in synch with the screen and it totally tricks you into thinking that you're moving all over the place. (Shit ruled!)
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...IN 3-D! Hahaha.
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About an hour after we'd used our little doohickey to reserve a time, it was time to head back to Nitro and ride that shit. Here's the ride reflected in Meredith's palm-tree shades.
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Right after we'd finished renting the beeper thingy, Matt came and found us! Here he is flashing bling and cheddar with his bitches.
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Awwwww, yeah! (I love how there's a single peeking out of his "bankroll." Hahaha).
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After the ladies were done flashing their bling, we stopped off to rent one of those little wireless buzzer things that lets you "check into" a ride and not have to wait in line! (You go to a ride, hold us the little beeper thingy to a hot spot, and then the doohickey tells you when to come back to the ride and get on! That way you can roam around the park and go on all the lame rides while you wait for your turn on the big-boy rides!)
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Nobody loves them some roller coasters more than me.
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...we had an hour before the reception and I wanted to grab a quick nappity-nap to ensure I'd have the juice for what was sure to be a full night of drinking and antics. Grant, Meredith and I all went up to our room and just as I was falling into dreamland...