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Piper the beleaguered pooch eventually found safe-haven in mom's lap.
the may roundup: part two
May, 2006
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Piper Incognito.
the may roundup: part two
May, 2006
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...and Leigh (seen here doing her best Coldstare! Icy!) was there with her brand new dappled daschund puppy Edie! Look at her teeny, tiny little weiner body! Go ahead: Awwwwwww!
the may roundup: part two
May, 2006
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It was so relaxing in the park that I ended up...
the may roundup: part one
May, 2006
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After we were done watching the fuzzy chickens, Meredith and I went over to Tompkins Square Park where we ran into this guy...
the may roundup: part one
May, 2006
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Meredith had a packet of little plastic toys that Niki bought for her in Japan...
the may roundup: part one
May, 2006
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Which Niki found really funny.
the april roundup: part one
April, 2006
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Meredith was there!
the april roundup: part one
April, 2006
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A little after 5:30pm, we hopped back into our rental car and headed out to find a store that sold a card for our gift.
tara and greg's wedding in houston
March 11, 2006
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Meredith manning the IKAD-cam!
tara and greg's wedding in houston
March 11, 2006
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When we finally arrived at the hotel, it looked like a scene rap music video. Every where you looked there were huge SUVs tinted out, slammed and riding on 24s. And there were all sorts of thugged out dudes walking around with tons of jewelry and gold fronts. Turns out the hotel was hosting two events that weekend: Tara's Wedding and some HUGE dirty-South hip-hop DJ convention! Hahaha. I can't believe I didn't take more photos. Here's Meredith showing off one of the 6 or 7 CDs she was handed in the 20 yard walk from the car to the hotel. We checked into our room, dropped off our bags...
tara and greg's wedding in houston
March 11, 2006
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And we're off! If I remember correctly, it was like a ninety-minute drive from the airport to the hotel where Tara and Greg's wedding was taking place.
tara and greg's wedding in houston
March 11, 2006
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We laid underneath them and took a break.
day trip to storm king
November 06, 2005
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Then he turned towards the audience and started doing these weird dance moves along to the music.
the november roundup
November, 2005
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Grant was so distracted, that he eventually just ended up inviting the guy up on stage. Things got even weirder when he produced a Minnie Mouse hand puppet from out of thin air.
the november roundup
November, 2005
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I ended up meeting up with Mikie (who used to live in Japan but has since moved to NYC) and we all left the party to go dancing at MisShapes. Mikie ended up bringing some douchetard along with her from the party who refused to take off his blue-tinted aviator glasses.
the november roundup
November, 2005
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See?
the october roundup
October, 2005
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And here's me carrying tiny Piper in her puppy-papoose. Hahaha.
the september roundup: part one
September, 2005
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I didn't even go swimming and somehow I still managed to get beach-hair.
the september roundup: part one
September, 2005
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I bid the gang farewell, grabbed my suitcase and headed for the airport! (And Tinny smooshed her face against the glass to say goodbye).
teaching english in korea: part one
July 28, 2005
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Nina's beach hair! Hahah.
rockaway beach
July 10, 2005
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My beach hair will miss you!
rockaway beach
July 10, 2005
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Swimming in the ocean + Falling asleep with wet hair = BEACH HAIR!
rockaway beach
July 10, 2005
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Beach hair! Beach hair!
rockaway beach
July 10, 2005
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My Uncle Tom on the ferry. (Best photo. Hahaha).
the july roundup: part one
July, 2005
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Me and Aunt Elaine.
the may roundup
May, 2005
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So fresh and so clean! After Sarah and Josh had recovered from the trauma my nizzuts had inflicted, we hopped into a cab and headed over to Stubb's for...
sxsw south by southwest 2005
March 16, 2005
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See? (PS - Josh, you are so going to hell now.) (PPS - Don't worry about it, though. Hell doesn't really exist you know).
sxsw south by southwest 2005
March 16, 2005
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Karen. Ha-ha-hungover! After we finished eating, we decided to head over to the costume store on 4th Ave so the girls could buy cheerleading outfits. Later on in the week they were hosting a "Pre-SXSW Pep Rally" and wanted to make sure they'd be dressed accordingly.
the march roundup
March, 2005
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Meredith laughing at me reading Wired. Which she now reads. (Guess who's been infected with NERDOM?)
accidental vacation in jamaica
February 16, 2005
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Then I usually take a picture of myself chilling in the back while I've got the camera out. Yup. Here's me, just chilling.
baltic vacation part two: traveling solo in estonia
January 29, 2005
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Me wearing Sarah's Coke-Disco54 glasses.
back in nyc again: part two
November 24, 2004
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Who I'm sure many of you will recognize as THE huge breakout star of Road Rules Season 4 from back in 1997.
back in nyc again: part one
November 18, 2004
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...Oh, snap!
leigh visits san francisco
October 07, 2004
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After lunch we hopped in my car and headed north to check out the Fisherman's Wharf area. Where there are all sorts of hot tourist attractions like the world famous...
meredith visits san francisco
September 25, 2004
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Meredith standing up out of my sunroof and snapping pics.
meredith visits san francisco
September 25, 2004
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Awwwww.
meredith visits san francisco
September 25, 2004
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Sooooo neat!
meredith visits san francisco
September 25, 2004
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Even after seeing it a bunch of times, the views are so beautiful that it literally makes you go "Whooooooa!" every time you see it. I managed to snap this pic of Mer mid-gasp.
meredith visits san francisco
September 25, 2004
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On Sunday we woke up earlier and decided to do some exploring closer to town.
meredith visits san francisco
September 25, 2004
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Cliffy!
meredith visits san francisco
September 25, 2004
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...going...
last night in nyc
August 28, 2004
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....SHAZAM! San Francisco Brian is here! "Seriously, you should wear that on the plane out there. People will totally think you're a native that was just visiting NYC. You look great. You're totally going to fit in out there!"
moving to san francisco going away party: part one
August 24, 2004
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On Saturday afternoon I went over Ellen's house to play dress up for a photo shoot.
last month in nyc: the august roundup part two
August, 2004
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Officer Battjer on Nip Patrol.
last month in nyc: the august roundup part two
August, 2004
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Three bozos. Grant, Fatty and me arriving at the reception in CT. (Note the accidental irony in Fatty doing the "L is for Loser" handsign backwards. Hahah).
frank and liz's wedding party
August 15, 2004
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Hahaha.
playing hooky at the beach with meredith
August 04, 2004
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Splitting a cab home with Sarah.
siren festival at coney island and misshapes
July 17, 2004
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Ticket? What ticket?
kelly gets married
July 09, 2004
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Easy there, Dad. I don't want you getting up to any Risky Business. Ha!
chris and jen get married
July 03, 2004
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Too bad you think I'm kidding. I'll spare him the embarrassment of posting the other ELEVEN pictures he took.
the july roundup: part one
July, 2004
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Now this is usually where Grant would take out his nuts and try to put them near my face...lucky for me, his vanity got the best of him and he instead took my camera and used it to take pictures of himself making "sexy faces."
the july roundup: part one
July, 2004
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...two dogs wearing sunglasses. When I saw them I started hysterically laughing and petting them and their owner got all huffy. "It's not funny!" She chided, "They have cataracts!" I was like "Lady, I'm not laughing at their cataracts...I'm laughing at THEIR SUNGLASSES!" Their ornery owner aside, these pooches made my day.
the july roundup: part one
July, 2004
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Meredith and me.
gay pride at fort tilden
June 27, 2004
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Yay, pride!
gay pride at fort tilden
June 27, 2004
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Despite only getting a few hours of sleep, we managed to pick up the van and be heading beachward before noon. Here's me, Meredith, Grant, Rachel and David and Miye in the back! Rented van, wooooooo!
gay pride at fort tilden
June 27, 2004
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...all hot and bothered.
brunch and karens 23rd birthday party at misshapes
June 26, 2004
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The reason we sat near him, is because I knew it would get the girls...
brunch and karens 23rd birthday party at misshapes
June 26, 2004
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We were screaming with joy until we stepped out of the AC-cooled car and got punched in the face by the heat.
emily's 25th birthday at great adventure
June 09, 2004
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On Saturday afternoon we were going to go to the beach but then it got cloudy. So instead, we just took pictures of my roommate's "beach hat" that Leigh had planned on borrowing for the day.
the june roundup
June, 2004
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Later that night I met up with Leigh and I traded her my Ray Charles for her Jackie Os.
the may roundup part two
May, 2004
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...this fucking amazing picture. Hahaha. Look at Fatty's eyebrows!
vin's 28th birthday
April 24, 2004
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Yo, you just can't fuck with a set of BluBlockers.
sxsw part two: more bands and visiting tara
March 20, 2004
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I don't get to see my babygirl much these days, but we'll be a sweet dream like cake and ice cream until...um, until I guess one of us is dead.
sxsw part two: more bands and visiting tara
March 20, 2004
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...Guitar Center. Awwww, yeah. The Fatty needed to pick up some gear for his bass amp.
sxsw part one: bands in austin
March 18, 2004
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Before heading over to their new hotel, we piled into the van and went over to...(ps - Hey Dan, close your mouth)
sxsw part one: bands in austin
March 18, 2004
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the drive back was uneventful. Fatty and I rokked.
seth's surprise party part two karaoke and afterhours
March 13, 2004
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Who loves this guy more than me?
skiing in vt and seth's surprise party
March 11, 2004
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We woke up early on Saturday morning, thought about skiing for a half-day, but when Fatty informed us that his pulled muscle still really hurt, it was the only excuse we needed to reset the alarm for noon and go back to sleep. We made it into the car a little before 1pm and started driving to Boston for Seth's surprise party.
skiing in vt and seth's surprise party
March 11, 2004
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Check out my blinging imitation Oakley Blades. You're wet, aren't you? (PS - Sarah pointed out that my dad looks like the dad from the Family Guy and I haven't been able to look at him without smiling since).
skiing in vt and seth's surprise party
March 11, 2004
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Fast forward several hours later: After we'd finished loading up all of Liz's stuff into the truck (Frank's was already in there), Frank, Fatty and Liz drove the truck over to their new apartment. There being no room in the truck, and their new apartment only a short distance away, we decided to walk over. We were making pretty good time until...
moving day and siege's birthday
February 28, 2004
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A few days after the party, Jenny Penny posted pics of the party on her website and inadvertantly identified her butt-ass wasted friend as the clown who most likely kifed my fucking shades.
sarah's birthday bash: part two
February 07, 2004
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Or maybe it was her! Whoopsie! Either way, it's been six months and I'm still waiting for my drink and/or $8 refund, you tart!
sarah's birthday bash: part two
February 07, 2004
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michael t's birthday and karaoke with scott
January 15, 2004
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michael t's birthday and karaoke with scott
January 15, 2004
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Me and Sid.
a karaoke christmas
December 22, 2003
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Well, almost every single reason. Check out LA, working hard to further blur the line between gainful employment and prostitution.
trip to cali part 5: back to la
December 19, 2003
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Fatty crashed the fuck out on the ride. Hahah.
trip to cali part 5: back to la
December 19, 2003
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Me in the sun.
trip to cali part 4: the circle w ranch
December 18, 2003
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So remember how I said these weren't no pussy horses? As soon as we got them on the open trail, they all started galloping. That's right: not a trot, not a canter, a full-on fucking gallop. Holy shit, I almost did something in my pants that would've put Dashiell to shame. Here's a pic Grant managed to take of me right as we all finally managed to slow them down.
trip to cali part 4: the circle w ranch
December 18, 2003
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...and here's the Fatty and Grant.
trip to cali part 4: the circle w ranch
December 18, 2003
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We bid our lovely condo a fond farewell and piled into our sweet, lil' rental one last time.
european vacation part 18: leaving crete.
October 30, 2003
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Back in the parking lot, Grant snapped a bunch of pics as we prepared to head back to Rethymnon.
european vacation part 17: the melidoni caves.
October 29, 2003
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I totally forgot to mention that the temperature had dropped sharply from the previous day and was in the low 50s, which might not sound too cold, but when you're riding a scooter at 50mph with no gloves, it's almost unbearable. Here's me using the exaust to defrost my frozen lil' phalanges.
european vacation part 16: scootering again.
October 29, 2003
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Our bellies full of warm doughnut, we hit the open road. We decided to take a 45 km backroads trip to check out the bad-ass Arkadi Monastery and then from there, if we had enough light, ride another 25 km and check out the Melidoni Caves.
european vacation part 16: scootering again.
October 29, 2003
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Grant proudly displays his can of "Master Cafe" iced coffee drink. Any time a beverage features a tractor trailer on it, you KNOW it's going to motherfucking kickstart your heart.
european vacation part 16: scootering again.
October 29, 2003
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Me upon realizing that my grandparents are older than the buildings that you see in the background.
european vacation part 12: knossos ruins.
October 27, 2003
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Fatty taking a self-portrait of his puffy beach-hair Jew-fro. Suh-weet!
european vacation part 10: agia gahlini.
October 26, 2003
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Grant and The Fatty.
european vacation part 10: agia gahlini.
October 26, 2003
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After our busy day of swimming and napping, we headed over to one of the nearby beach restaurants for some lunch. Chris and me.
european vacation part 10: agia gahlini.
October 26, 2003
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Then the food shows up and all of a sudden he's jamming wif breffis all koo-dey-la and shit in the Fatty's glasses.
european vacation part 8: scooter madness!
October 25, 2003
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While Chris and I goofed around with our cameras,
european vacation part 8: scooter madness!
October 25, 2003
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For whatever reason, I only took one photo all day on Saturday; of Fatty and I going sunglasses shopping after our brunch. Dig my new look?
the october roundup
October, 2003
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Emily and me in the backseat.
day off upstate
September 12, 2003
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two beach days at fort tilden
September 07, 2003
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Next, Tara and Grant decided to bond a little bit by fucking with me while I tried to sleep.
central park, the candy shop and sarah d's party
September 06, 2003
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DeNiro meets Elvis meets Mullet.
karaoke with brett
August 09, 2003
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Me and an Elvis-lipped Tara.
karaoke with brett
August 09, 2003
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After a few aspirin and several liters of water *whew*, we hopped in the car and drove out to Ross & Jordana's house in the valley where we also met up with Emma Taylor and Lorelei Sharkey who were in LA for two days as part of their book tour.
bidness in los angeles
July 24, 2003
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U-S-A! U-S-A!
the fourth of july
July 04, 2003